Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

Predict the next arc!

  • Troon out saga

    Votes: 450 46.5%

  • Another trip to Japan

    Votes: 251 26.0%

  • Back to college for psych

    Votes: 90 9.3%

  • Back to streaming Mario games

    Votes: 168 17.4%

  • Another catfish

    Votes: 264 27.3%
  • Total voters
    967
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Bottom reply is right, unemployment saga incoming.
 
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How do you not know what the != operator means after a few lessons in basic programming?
This is equivalent to not knowing what the x in 3 x 8 = 24 means. He really is that one kid in a college class that refuses to learn, and then blames his ineptitude on everyone other than himself. He will fail while everyone around him succeeds easily, and never understand why.
 
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Helmut A Ebne said:
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Bottom reply is right, unemployment saga incoming.
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Chibi is finally learning that if you don’t have a valuable skill set or education, you are going to have to resort to hustling and ripping people off. Especially if you also are not a hard worker to go with it. It’s also funny how he is complaining about getting paid to sit around and do nothing. I’m pretty sure there is something he could be doing when there isn’t a ton of customers. He’s choosing to not find things to do while he’s at work and then blaming it on his employer. The best part is if he was busy around the clock we would most certainly hear complaining about that too. Chibi wants to put in minimal effort and get maximum results and bitch and whine during the whole process. He is a low life.
 
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Speaking of weens...
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Both accounts have only replied to tweets made by Adam.

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The @fastpants2 account started tweeting as of an hour ago.
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This really should go without saying, but a protip for any newfags or tryhard weens who plan on doing this (and for those who run these accounts because it's clear they lurk here): Don't.

You aren't funny, we're not an autistic illuminati and you aren't going to get asspats from us either. Adam doesn't pay attention to weens 99% of the time and on the rare occasion he does so, he just blocks you. You don't accomplish anything and you only make yourself look fucking stupid. Adam already does a great job at making himself look like an ass on a regular basis.

Observe the cow from a distance.
 
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SmugDruggler said:
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Well, so much for the don’t interact with the cows warning from a couple pages back. Trying to get a dude fired falls under the A-Logging umbrella right? Kinda falls under weening I think too since Chibi’s doing a fine job of it on his own
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Shit is lame, chibi needs literally no input from anyone to perpetually generate laughs and in fact is the funniest when he's attention starved

Here's hoping whomever is poking the turd pile stops feeling the need to try to siphon attention off him
 
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chochedmcgoats said:
Respected content creator? Is this like the time he paid a "respected streamer" to coach him to not suck at streaming, and predictably got ripped off?
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I don't think she even had a chance to rip him off before he tried turning her into his therapist. Then when she's blanking him because he's sufficiently creeped her out with his pity baiting and weird oversharing about things unrelated to what he paid her to help him with, he keeps sending her money each month anyway so he can make a pity baiting weird oversharing tweet about it in a few months time.
 
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bethfromcountryhouse said:
This is just so weird to read idek

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More pity bait maybe? He seems to post these "I hate myself. But I'm gonna get better" a lot.

He probably does want to change but probably won't unless an outside force does it for him. At least that's what I've gathered from how he turns that girl he hired into a therapist.
 
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blinkber385 said:
Shit is lame, chibi needs literally no input from anyone to perpetually generate laughs and in fact is the funniest when he's attention starved

Here's hoping whomever is poking the turd pile stops feeling the need to try to siphon attention off him
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It's made worse by the fact that through weens acting as the autistic Illuminati, it only gives credence to his ideas that there literally are "powers that be" that are conspiring against him. By doing this his victim complex is given some actual legitimacy.

At least with Chris Chan weens their motivation is to become part of Christory and be listed on the CWCki, like some sort of autistic high score board, that is dumb, but at least kinda understandable. With Chibi weens it's just sad honestly to take pride in saying, "On Twitter I totally dunked so hard on Chibi that he blocked me".
 
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