DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Forbidden Math]

Imagine drawing your birthday out just so you can con money out of retards. Now imagine doing this at 39-years-old. Fuck.

 

[Swirling weeb]

I can’t wait to feel like khat on her weeding day seeing Phil’s week long 50 year old single woman birthday week
underwhelmed

 

[Balr0g]

I can't wait for the week long "festivities" after Phils day OFF friday to celebrate his 39th birthday! He's only been talking about it for the past month and hyping it up. He's so happy to be turning 39. Hint Hint.

He will peobably demand a minimum tip of 39$ from each tipper. That will be the suprise: he has finally figured out how to raise the minimum tip size.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Most people once they reach a certain age start celebrating each year less and less because they are getting a perspective of their own impending mortality.
And then there's the mistake on a chair with the emotional and overall intelligence of a child who uses it to guilt a week's worth of begging coin out of retards.

 

[FalsePositive]

I just tuned into Dark's stream and he was listing off types of shrimp, I thought he was doing a Forrest Gump reference.

https://youtu.be/4rT5fYMfEUc?t=95

Turns out it was just the 8 minute story of the first time he went to Red Lobster.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

Word for word:

"What did I have for dinner?

So here's the thing, this week, we only bought enough food to last till Thursday, but my day off is Friday. So one day we had to go out, today we went out. We went to Alibertos again. And I got the chicken fajita burrito! And it was crazy good, I love chicken fajita burritos."

Whats the point of even lying? We know you eat fast food/eat out regularly. Your fucking retard fanbase knows you eat out regularly. Why even lie? Everybody seems to know this except you

Edit:


Just send him a copy of your license (if you even have one) dumbass, he'll probably (he wont) unban you then!

Makes sense you know. Didn't have mince meat or whatever so instead of going to the grocery store they went to the place next to it to purchase fast food and disquise it Khet's cooking.
and tomorrow they are gonna head back there so they can purchase groceries...

DSP is some old soviet experiment to create a person so dense it could pull the moon out of orbit and crush the continental United States.
A person like this can't have been created naturally.

 

[BT9494]

I can't wait for the week long "festivities" after Phils day OFF friday to celebrate his 39th birthday! He's only been talking about it for the past month and hyping it up. He's so happy to be turning 39. Hint Hint.

$3,900 tips goal for the week?

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

DSP is some old soviet experiment to create a person so dense it could pull the moon out of orbit and crush the continental United States.
A person like this can't have been created naturally.

The secret plan to bring down capitalism by flooding the genepool with softheaded moneygrubbers who pay nothing back into society, therefore gnawing away at the bedrock of the American middle-classes.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Turns out it was just the 8 minute story of the first time he went to Red Lobster.

Could he prove any more how much he hates playing video games and the people that throw him money?

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Phil’s approach to this emote drama is similar to how he handles his own drama. It’s probably also how he handled his financial problems. He’s a mature adult with a business degree by the way.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

Imagine drawing your birthday out just so you can con money out of retards. Now imagine doing this at 39-years-old. Fuck.

I can't imagine getting excited by any birthday past the age of 30. By then it's like... fuck it, I'll celebrate being alive every day and buy cakes or presents whenever I want. Maybe make a bit of an effort for the powers of 10. WTF is there to celebrate by being 39 let alone an entire week of celebrations?

You've wasted another year of your life as a shut-in with no future prospects, goals or ambitions besides surviving another year to continue doing nothing...

Spoiler: waahooo

 

[blahblahblah678]

The epitome of comedy for this stupid wop is an old Austin Powers Zip It joke... SMH.

Phil’s approach to this emote drama is similar to how he handles his own drama. It’s probably also how he handled his financial problems. He’s a mature adult with a business degree by the way.

Complains that people not mature enough to use emotes shouldn’t have them. By that logic, Phil who is horrible with handling money, should not resort to begging for money every day.

 

[PieceofShet]

Phil’s approach to this emote drama is similar to how he handles his own drama. It’s probably also how he handled his financial problems. He’s a mature adult with a business degree by the way.

What emote drama?

 

[Lady Adjani]

Most people once they reach a certain age start celebrating each year less and less because they are getting a perspective of their own impending mortality.
And then there's the mistake on a chair with the emotional and overall intelligence of a child who uses it to guilt a week's worth of begging coin out of retards.

Imagine how fucking barren your life must be at 39 for you to put this much emphasis on your own birthday.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Complains that people not mature enough to use emotes shouldn’t have them. By that logic, Phil who is horrible with handling money, should not resort to begging for money every day.

or use emotes

 

[Opollo]

You know when Phil thinks everything that detractors do and say is an attempt on his life and family?
There are cases when female streamers *cough*thots*cough* had obsessive simps threatening them irl and legit followed them to their homes.
Phil has surrounded himself with people who i would back away in an instant if i met them in public. He scams money from guys like airraidlord who got WAY close to comfort and was talking about meeting him or leanna at a trainstation (fuzzy on that, but it was WEIRD)...
He is afraid of some dudes on the farms plotting assassinations and global terrorism. But he has now real world nutcases that give money to him and expect something (i don't want to even go there in my mind), and who he insults on a daily.
I'd be WAY more scared that one of those creatures does something crazy than anything from a website that laughs at idiots or restreamers tbh.

 

[Salubrious]

So the reason why Kat can't pick up groceries on the way home is because (1) she's too exhausted from working and (2) COVID you fucking idiots!

This man really is sheltered, isn't he? Don't answer; it's rhetorical.

 

[TankMelee]

What emote drama?

At some point in the past, a mod banned CmonBruh (a black guy) because his chat spammed it inappropriately. That's it.
He's not the only one to do so, but as usual DSP has to be ultra-defensive about it.

 

[ShitheadKiwifarter]

New fag here on KF, its good to be around like minded individuals. I have been following dsp for a while now, but have more recently taken the decent down the rabbit hole of autism, and I must say it is overwhelming the level of lies, deception, autism, and battered wife syndrome that surrounds dsp. For someone who is the most boring streamer on the entire planet, he never ceases to amaze with is lies and downright sociopathic manipulation of everyone around him that draws in the entertainment. How anyone can watch his streams at face value like his wheelchairs requires only the elitest of tard brained individuals. Also, Phil, if you see this, know that the only reason you are here, is because you steal from those who cant defend themselves, every dollar you make is shameful. You sit on a throne of lies.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

You know when Phil thinks everything that detractors do and say is an attempt on his life and family?
There are cases when female streamers *cough*thots*cough* had obsessive simps threatening them irl and legit followed them to their homes.
Phil has surrounded himself with people who i would back away in an instant if i met them in public. He scams money from guys like airraidlord who got WAY close to comfort and was talking about meeting him or leanna at a trainstation (fuzzy on that, but it was WEIRD)...
He is afraid of some dudes on the farms plotting assassinations and global terrorism. But he has now real world nutcases that give money to him and expect something (i don't want to even go there in my mind), and who he insults on a daily.
I'd be WAY more scared that one of those creatures does something crazy than anything from a website that laughs at idiots or restreamers tbh.

Good point. The people Phil should be scared of are these insane, obviously mentally disturbed loners giving him tons of money. Who knows what the real motives of these people are.

We know Phil plays the detractors up to maintain his cult, but he has legit serious paranoia problems.