DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Madre Muerte]

Remember how he equated Kobe Bryant's death to a corrupted save file?

Wouldn't that be the results of inbreeding?

 

[strandedcastaway]

His wife works at a grocery store so why he always makes a big deal about going shopping for food still boggles me. When my spouse worked at a store I would get a call before they left work asking if I needed anything.....guess Khet isn't as big brained or Phil doesn't trust her judgment to grab things for dinner on her own.

1) We're not supposed to know where Kat works, all our facts about that are a "detractor meme"
2) If he acknowledges that Kat can easily pick up food at her job where they, you know, sell food, how can he cry poor and beg for donations so he and his family don't starve?

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Just some funny clips I saved last night while I was entertaining myself. I don't really have anything insightful to add.

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"What'd I miss? I was taking a shit." He walks more like he's holding in a shit.

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Shots fired at Justin Wong during Phil's quick victory speech. I love the way he struts around the room in full King Dick mode, which is appropriate since his head is literally shaped like a penis.

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100% Authentic Italian Phil looks like WWII era anti-Slav propaganda.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

100% Authentic Italian Phil looks like WWII era anti-Slav propaganda.

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"You give me discount, I good, pay in cash" as he buys $2,000 at circuit city in 20 dollar bills.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I've been thinking about this for a while and the tip animations sort of make this on topic: why does anyone tip this guy?

I don't mean it in our usual sarcastic "why would you give money to this asshole?" way, I mean it genuinely. Tipping and cheering are the worst thing you can do if you enjoy his content at all because of his whole leaderboard system. Even before the tip audit, it was bad. You tip 20 bucks, or cheer 2000 bits, and become the new leader on the board. He now has to stop what he's doing, type out your name, type out the amount you gave, adjust the total amount received, and more than likely readjust the size of his leaderboard text. All in all, it's a huge interruption to the stream every time it happens and again, this is before the tip audit was a thing, with it it's now an even bigger interruption.

If you're looking to reward your genuine fans for tipping/cheering doing it in such a way that it rapes the flow of the stream and stops everything for minutes at a time it's actively training people to not tip/cheer if what they want is to see your content.

You've got it backward. It's a money begging stream that gets interrupted by attempted video game play.

His wife works at a grocery store so why he always makes a big deal about going shopping for food still boggles me. When my spouse worked at a store I would get a call before they left work asking if I needed anything.....guess Khet isn't as big brained or Phil doesn't trust her judgment to grab things for dinner on her own.

Don't kid yourself. That fridge is always as barren as Phail's sandy vagina. All he does is go out to eat.

Has DSP ever tried to secure sponsors for his Twitch? It seems pretty easy nowadays.

Daily I imagine. Until they review his 'product'.

I just stumbled across the Apollo Legend suicide thread and that got me thinking. The general consensus is that phil wouldn't commit suicide but what if someone associated with him did? I mean his fanbase and some of his critics for that matter can't really be counted on as the most stable of people. What if a fragile paypig donated his life savings and then after whatever sequence of events put tractors on blast before offing himself. Or heck maybe even a fragile detractor gets into some sort of tiff with someone else here and we have another Sok drama that goes even further? Can you imagine smugsydephil in this situation? Or what if thumbs khet did it and he ends up claiming we drove her to it?

Phail would be pissed their stream of it would make far more money than any of his.

 

[DiabeticSP]

What day's the birthday reveal?

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Ethan also leaked his sex tape with a mentally ill obese 18 year old. We got to see his gunt in full jiggle action glory.
Phil only showed us his orgasm face, and a small risky Leanna pic.

Phil is boring, and I think he only gets views because people like watching a clown with zero pride that will dance for pennies. You can kind of guess what Phil will do because he is a pathetic beta cuck.
Were tips low? -> Expect some Tweet about it, and some begging.
Did someone big do something dumb? -> Expect some Tweet about it, likely his "I came back from this" and that autistic picture of him jacking off.
Did nothing happen? -> He's arguing on Twitter mate, come on check replies. Jokes on you, you can't because you're b&.

Ralph on the other hand is a train wreck, and I love watching him because you never know what might happen.
Literally one day he can be his drunk self, and you ignore it just to wake up the next day to a video of Ethan telling his mum to call an uber.
Or a video of him gunt fucking a fat teenager.
Or a video of him in a fight with his pedophile friends.
Or a video of Ralph being borderline autistic in public.
Or a video of Ralph drunk yelling and wanting to fight Andy.
Or a video of Ralph sitting in a pool with his shirt on because he's a insecure fatty.
Or a video of him impregnating his 18 year old girl, thus creating a video his kid can watch in case he ever wants to see how exactly he was made.

I could go on, but my point is Phil is fucking boring and does the same act over and over and over, time and time again.
Also now that we became a bloody refugee for his molested mods, it's gotten even worse in my opinion. We essentially became a personal army for his wheelchairs when they want attention, clout and channel growth. It makes me proper sad seeing people I believed were decent blokes go full autistic with the Anonymouse news, sucking his knob because he is just as bad as Phil, if not worse.

I honestly believe we need SuperHound around, and my DMs on Twitter are always open.

Yeah Phil needs to thumb Kat's asshole and film himself inhaling the fume STAT

 

[Madre Muerte]

Yeah Phil needs to thumb Kat's asshole and film himself inhaling the fume STAT

That would imply that DSP gets coochie. Him and his wife probably sleep in different beds.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Because Kat is "happy", so DSP is "happy". Again, if only Kat would emasculate Phil live on Stream like Leanna did, THEN it'd be an entertaining stream. One can dream, since it was hilarious watching Phil squirm, knowing that he could do nothing. Also, this must be what it's like when Phil is confronted, and his Internet Tough Guy routine can be used.

based panda.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Remember how he equated Kobe Bryant's death to a corrupted save file?

Or the Etika video that he totally didn’t monetize.

 

[Kosher Dill]

but I just caught the video clips of his fight the other day, and the thread about him here. Why can't fun shit like that happen in the dspverse?

The fight would have been over instantly thanks to the door hatchet.

 

[YokuNama]

Just some funny clips I saved last night while I was entertaining myself. I don't really have anything insightful to add.

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"What'd I miss? I was taking a shit." He walks more like he's holding in a shit.

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Shots fired at Justin Wong during Phil's quick victory speech. I love the way he struts around the room in full King Dick mode, which is appropriate since his head is literally shaped like a penis.

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Imagine buying an "Evil Dick" shirt and wearing it out in the world.

Then he walks around like he owns the room. I wished one of these nerds had the balls to tell him to shut the fuck up. I just want to see what Phil would do with an actual threat in front of him on camera. I've heard the stories but I would like to see the fear wash over the unnecessary overconfidence.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

100% Authentic Italian Phil looks like WWII era anti-Slav propaganda.

uncanny

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

100% Authentic Italian Phil looks like WWII era anti-Slav propaganda.

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First thing that came to mind for me was that King of the Hill where Kahn wrote the song about Bobby "Fat White Lump is about me?":

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I’d imagine that is just another part he wants to be in control of. Like with manually putting in tips and cheers and now having to manually play the animation, he could feel he needs to be present when he shops with his mom. Otherwise I could see him swearing something didn’t taste right because he wasn’t present when shopping.

I think it's just a lie so he can justify getting fast food. The funny part is, he can just lie and say he had an authentic homecooked (aka, microwaved) meal, but he has so little going on in his life that he wants to brag about the authentic Mexican food he had from a local chain restaurant instead.

This is mostly speculation based on his general spending habits and some of his older, and I use this term as loosely as possible, "cooking" videos, but he strikes me as the kind of guy who consistently buys too much food and ends up never using/throwing away stuff. For even more speculation, I think Phil has increased how much he orders in thanks to a huge increase in places going delivery due to Covid. It's the next level of lazy after relying so much on microwaved meals.

 

[DukeMorty]

Because Kat is "happy", so DSP is "happy". Again, if only Kat would emasculate Phil live on Stream like Leanna did, THEN it'd be an entertaining stream. One can dream, since it was hilarious watching Phil squirm, knowing that he could do nothing. Also, this must be what it's like when Phil is confronted, and his Internet Tough Guy routine can’t be used.

I feel like Panda was showing her vagina to him and squeezing her tit, whispering "Fuck me now daddy"...but phil being the weird fucker he is just ignores her. And thats when she was interupting the stream because she was annoyed her dad wouldn't fuck her but instead kept playing vidya games.

But seriously I think she just wanted attention and probably horny, but Phil couldnt pause the stream, walk out with her to the bedroom, finger blast her and then whisper "tonight we will have some fun". Naw instead ignores his young horny gf and tries to make her look like a detractor. With the horse he doesnt need to worry about her interrupting streams because she clearly hates being on stream and being near Phil. Kat even popped a stress ball with sand live on stream. She has anxiety issues for sure.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Kat has a degree apparently... a more qualified bracket than Leanna.

If she has a degree, then "my wife has bills that she has to take care of," is probably Phil'ese for "she's got student loan debt." The idea that he doesn't look at that as "their" debt instead of "her" debt shows how much he considers himself married into a team with Kat together and would be the reason she's marking down the community property limit days left on the calendar to go to the divorce lawyer for her fair share of the Scopely gacha money in alimony.

So the gunner glasses are just sunglasses or something? Why am I not surprised?

He bought them back in Connecticut and never used them, then the vest streak started and he was looking for a 1/2 tip total reward that was definitely not behind a paywall, no siree whales, and decided he could wear them regularly for that reward. They are to reduce eye strain, possibly by being polarized or tinted to reduce blue light sensitivity of optic nerves. So they're an overpriced gimmick being used as....an overpriced gimmick. Symmetry.

Lemme guess, this was the guy who suggested the game for the Pigroach’s Choice playthrough? Didn’t he also take on a Papavera-esque role for Morrowind?

No you have your chat gimmicks all mixed up; Papa of Minecraft is some franchise equivalent account named "Morrowindlord" who has notifications for twitch streams of the game and will arrive in a prestream for the game to ask why the stream's DSP's rocking two hours before they see any pixels. CMFool would request the Quiet Man be played, now that it has that left town, now they're reduced only to the signature style of "cheer, in comments attach a pro tip that would have helped at least five minutes ago for the part of the game Phil finally overcame after X minutes of salty game play over that particular game facet," passive aggressive ironic fan trolling while still raising the amount of the twitch payment in two weeks. Is CMFool using a Morrowind specific alternate id? I don't really know or care but probably not? (Massive "IIRC" applies, of course.)

As far as I'm aware, it was pushed by a single Redditor (u/Sniffer_of_Panties) starting with something like "THIS MAN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW HE OWNS JEANS". He spams shitty daily memes in r/DSPdiscussion and spent the last month focusing on jeans memes. From interactions on the first post (linked) it sounds like this was where it started, and Sniffer also says they started asking DSP about it on stream.

Ah, it's a gayop then. I assumed so but its so lacking of spice as a meme, I couldn't give a shit to figure it out on my own, thanks.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

100% Authentic Italian Phil looks like WWII era anti-Slav propaganda.

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The hills are alive with the sound of inbreeding.

 

[Jasper2K]

I can't wait for the week long "festivities" after Phils day OFF friday to celebrate his 39th birthday! He's only been talking about it for the past month and hyping it up. He's so happy to be turning 39. Hint Hint.

 

[Madre Muerte]

I can't wait for the week long "festivities" after Phils day OFF friday to celebrate his 39th birthday! He's only been talking about it for the past month and hyping it up. He's so happy to be turning 39. Hint Hint.

I'm gonna be extremely underwhelmed