DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Really not relevant to the thread, but I don't post, much less visit the farms for any other reason other than DSP. I haven't kept up with anything Ethan Ralph related since he and Warski started doing shows together again, but I just caught the video clips of his fight the other day, and the thread about him here. Why can't fun shit like that happen in the dspverse? Why do we get stuck with shit like birthday weeks, bankruptcy cockteases, mobile game addictions that he wont cop to, and stupid cat/horse reveals? If any tractor hasnt seen the clips, they're worth a watch!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-...veryone-digibro-lives-with.87534/post-8635292

I legit don't mean to clog up this thread (more than it is), but I'm not really interested in posting on his, or any other cows threads. I feel nice and comfy here, and up until a few months ago, I never really even thought I would ever post on kikifarms. Because yall are evil terrorist, right wing extreme shitheads, etc etc.

 

[Iron Father]

Just some funny clips I saved last night while I was entertaining myself. I don't really have anything insightful to add.

"What'd I miss? I was taking a shit." He walks more like he's holding in a shit.

Shots fired at Justin Wong during Phil's quick victory speech. I love the way he struts around the room in full King Dick mode, which is appropriate since his head is literally shaped like a penis.

Spoiler

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

Really not relevant to the thread, but I don't post, much less visit the farms for any other reason other than DSP. I haven't kept up with anything Ethan Ralph related since he and Warski started doing shows together again, but I just caught the video clips of his fight the other day, and the thread about him here. Why can't fun shit like that happen in the dspverse? Why do we get stuck with shit like birthday weeks, bankruptcy cockteases, mobile game addictions that he wont cop to, and stupid cat/horse reveals? If any tractor hasnt seen the clips, they're worth a watch!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-...veryone-digibro-lives-with.87534/post-8635292

I legit don't mean to clog up this thread (more than it is), but I'm not really interested in posting on his, or any other cows threads. I feel nice and comfy here, and up until a few months ago, I never really even thought I would ever post on kikifarms. Because yall are evil terrorist, right wing extreme shitheads, etc etc.

You can't get into fights when you never leave your house.

That said, maybe in a few years, DSP's gunt will equal Ralph's.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Really not relevant to the thread, but I don't post, much less visit the farms for any other reason other than DSP. I haven't kept up with anything Ethan Ralph related since he and Warski started doing shows together again, but I just caught the video clips of his fight the other day, and the thread about him here. Why can't fun shit like that happen in the dspverse? Why do we get stuck with shit like birthday weeks, bankruptcy cockteases, mobile game addictions that he wont cop to, and stupid cat/horse reveals? If any tractor hasnt seen the clips, they're worth a watch!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-...veryone-digibro-lives-with.87534/post-8635292

I legit don't mean to clog up this thread (more than it is), but I'm not really interested in posting on his, or any other cows threads. I feel nice and comfy here, and up until a few months ago, I never really even thought I would ever post on kikifarms. Because yall are evil terrorist, right wing extreme shitheads, etc etc.

Even when Dave left the house regularly many years ago, he was a massive pussy who feared any kind of confrontation unless he was safely behind a computer screen or if the target of his shit talking was hundreds of miles away from him at the time. He also has no friends. You can't expect a born bitch to ever get into a legit fight in his life (see also the time he flaked out from fighting Viscant after finding out that he's been doing Muay Thai for years at that point and when he was running from Jaha and Mike Watson because they wanted to beat him up).

The Guntlord on the other hand is a white trash drunkard who mixes his drinks with pills and makes Dave's gin tweets seem sober. He's got a suicidal amount of overconfidence, especially when he's drunk. Most importantly, he goes outside, so he has a higher chance of getting himself involved in stupid situations. This is the same man who got sent to prison after trying to punch out a cop several years ago. He also has online friends who are similarly stupid and similarly overconfident which makes them just amplify each other's stupidity.

 

[OJ Simpson]

You can't get into fights when you never leave your house.

That said, maybe in a few years, DSP's gunt will equal Ralph's.

To be fair to Pedophil, if he was going to gain that post-high school belly from not doing shit but sitting on his ass and eating all day, it would've happened by now. If anything he looks marginally thinner now than he did the last time he had friends. I guess atrophy from not lifting anything heavier than a shampoo bottle for the past decade and cherry juice does that to you.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

The Guntlord on the other hand is a white trash drunkard who mixes his drinks with pills and makes Dave's gin tweets seem sober. He's got a suicidal amount of overconfidence, especially when he's drunk. Most importantly, he goes outside, so he has a higher chance of getting himself involved in stupid situations. This is the same man who got sent to prison after trying to punch out a cop several years ago. He also has online friends who are similarly stupid and similarly overconfident which makes them just amplify each other's stupidity.

Ethan also leaked his sex tape with a mentally ill obese 18 year old. We got to see his gunt in full jiggle action glory.
Phil only showed us his orgasm face, and a small risky Leanna pic.

Phil is boring, and I think he only gets views because people like watching a clown with zero pride that will dance for pennies. You can kind of guess what Phil will do because he is a pathetic beta cuck.
Were tips low? -> Expect some Tweet about it, and some begging.
Did someone big do something dumb? -> Expect some Tweet about it, likely his "I came back from this" and that autistic picture of him jacking off.
Did nothing happen? -> He's arguing on Twitter mate, come on check replies. Jokes on you, you can't because you're b&.

Ralph on the other hand is a train wreck, and I love watching him because you never know what might happen.
Literally one day he can be his drunk self, and you ignore it just to wake up the next day to a video of Ethan telling his mum to call an uber.
Or a video of him gunt fucking a fat teenager.
Or a video of him in a fight with his pedophile friends.
Or a video of Ralph being borderline autistic in public.
Or a video of Ralph drunk yelling and wanting to fight Andy.
Or a video of Ralph sitting in a pool with his shirt on because he's a insecure fatty.
Or a video of him impregnating his 18 year old girl, thus creating a video his kid can watch in case he ever wants to see how exactly he was made.

I could go on, but my point is Phil is fucking boring and does the same act over and over and over, time and time again.
Also now that we became a bloody refugee for his molested mods, it's gotten even worse in my opinion. We essentially became a personal army for his wheelchairs when they want attention, clout and channel growth. It makes me proper sad seeing people I believed were decent blokes go full autistic with the Anonymouse news, sucking his knob because he is just as bad as Phil, if not worse.

I honestly believe we need SuperHound around, and my DMs on Twitter are always open.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Ethan also leaked his sex tape with a mentally ill obese 18 year old. We got to see his gunt in full jiggle action glory.
Phil only showed us his orgasm face, and a small risky Leanna pic.

Phil is boring, and I think he only gets views because people like watching a clown with zero pride that will dance for pennies. You can kind of guess what Phil will do because he is a pathetic beta cuck.
Were tips low? -> Expect some Tweet about it, and some begging.
Did someone big do something dumb? -> Expect some Tweet about it, likely his "I came back from this" and that autistic picture of him jacking off.
Did nothing happen? -> He's arguing on Twitter mate, come on check replies. Jokes on you, you can't because you're b&.

Ralph on the other hand is a train wreck, and I love watching him because you never know what might happen.
Literally one day he can be his drunk self, and you ignore it just to wake up the next day to a video of Ethan telling his mum to call an uber.
Or a video of him gunt fucking a fat teenager.
Or a video of him in a fight with his pedophile friends.
Or a video of Ralph being borderline autistic in public.
Or a video of Ralph yelling on Andy.
Or a video of Ralph sitting in a pool with his shirt on because he's a insecure fatty.

I could go on, but my point is Phil is fucking boring and does the same act over and over. Also now that we became a bloody refugee for his molested mods, it's gotten even worse imho. It makes me proper sad seeing people I believed were decent blokes go full autistic with the Anonymouse news, sucking his cock because he is just as bad as Phil, if not worse.

Here's another comparison of what happens when something happens to Dave that would be embarrassing and the same thing happens to Ralph:
Dave leaves his mic hot: Mutters to himself whether something (his controller?) has been charged and then goes pissing while still muttering to himself like a tard. Funny, but has no lasting appeal. Quickly forgotten.
Ralph leaves his mic hot: Yells at his (now ex) wife while drunk and pilled out of his fucking mind and gives us the godlike soundclip that is "HNNNNNNNNNNNMMMH IT'S NAHT TROO!"

Speaking of, I heard that the Guntlord challenged the guy he got into a fight with at the troon pedo's house to an MMA match in Knoxville. Knowing how the Andy vs. Donga one went I hope they go through with it and actually fight. Would be hilarious to see some gunt on gunt violence in an MMA ring where both competitors flapfight each other, gunts flopping around, then gas out after the first 30 seconds of the first round. It would be like Bumfights but in an MMA ring.

 

[Madre Muerte]

Has DSP ever tried to secure sponsors for his Twitch? It seems pretty easy nowadays.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Has DSP ever tried to secure sponsors for his Twitch? It seems pretty easy nowadays.

DSPGaming: End of SpawnSeats

Phil gives the news his single sponsor is gone, and how much he doesn't care about them.

www.youtube.com

Also did 1 stream of Elo Hell and got banned form the bounty board of Twitch.

 

[Madre Muerte]

DSPGaming: End of SpawnSeats

Phil gives the news his single sponsor is gone, and how much he doesn't care about them.

www.youtube.com

Also did 1 stream of Elo Hell and got banned form the bounty board of Twitch.

Welp, what I expected

 

[JamFlowMan]

Really not relevant to the thread, but I don't post, much less visit the farms for any other reason other than DSP. I haven't kept up with anything Ethan Ralph related since he and Warski started doing shows together again, but I just caught the video clips of his fight the other day, and the thread about him here. Why can't fun shit like that happen in the dspverse? Why do we get stuck with shit like birthday weeks, bankruptcy cockteases, mobile game addictions that he wont cop to, and stupid cat/horse reveals? If any tractor hasnt seen the clips, they're worth a watch!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-...veryone-digibro-lives-with.87534/post-8635292

I legit don't mean to clog up this thread (more than it is), but I'm not really interested in posting on his, or any other cows threads. I feel nice and comfy here, and up until a few months ago, I never really even thought I would ever post on kikifarms. Because yall are evil terrorist, right wing extreme shitheads, etc etc.

Thought the exact same thing. Always considered Phil as the guy you learn about in "Intro to Lolcow's 101." He'll dole out his material consistently but it's also what you see is what you get.

It depends on what you want at the end of the day. Ralph moments are like plane crashes, rare moments where people have to stop and go "what the fuck" while Phil is like a landfill fire people drive by and occasionally ask if it's still burning.

 

[hundredthousand]

Look what the Kat dragged in.

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I like how Lycifersoul is talking to Swagginz about coming back / getting unbanned.

Impotent Swagginz would be the perfect person for him speak with, since he is the poster boy for a person trying to buy Phil's friendship only to get completely imasculated and berated one day. Then they show some "pride" and leave, only to later come crawling on their knees and begging to be taken back so they can keep throwing money at Phil as he continues to treat them like shit in a secret faggot mod discord.

 

[grump]

I just stumbled across the Apollo Legend suicide thread and that got me thinking. The general consensus is that phil wouldn't commit suicide but what if someone associated with him did? I mean his fanbase and some of his critics for that matter can't really be counted on as the most stable of people. What if a fragile paypig donated his life savings and then after whatever sequence of events put tractors on blast before offing himself. Or heck maybe even a fragile detractor gets into some sort of tiff with someone else here and we have another Sok drama that goes even further? Can you imagine smugsydephil in this situation? Or what if thumbs khet did it and he ends up claiming we drove her to it?

 

[Madre Muerte]

I just stumbled across the Apollo Legend suicide thread and that got me thinking. The general consensus is that phil wouldn't commit suicide but what if someone associated with him did? I mean his fanbase and some of his critics for that matter can't really be counted on as the most stable of people. What if a fragile paypig donated his life savings and then after whatever sequence of events put tractors on blast before offing himself. Or heck maybe even a fragile detractor gets into some sort of tiff with someone else here and we have another Sok drama that goes even further? Can you imagine smugsydephil in this situation? Or what if thumbs khet did it and he ends up claiming we drove her to it?

DSP's too pussy to kill himself, don't worry.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Really not relevant to the thread, but I don't post, much less visit the farms for any other reason other than DSP. I haven't kept up with anything Ethan Ralph related since he and Warski started doing shows together again, but I just caught the video clips of his fight the other day, and the thread about him here. Why can't fun shit like that happen in the dspverse? Why do we get stuck with shit like birthday weeks, bankruptcy cockteases, mobile game addictions that he wont cop to, and stupid cat/horse reveals? If any tractor hasnt seen the clips, they're worth a watch!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-...veryone-digibro-lives-with.87534/post-8635292

I legit don't mean to clog up this thread (more than it is), but I'm not really interested in posting on his, or any other cows threads. I feel nice and comfy here, and up until a few months ago, I never really even thought I would ever post on kikifarms. Because yall are evil terrorist, right wing extreme shitheads, etc etc.

Because Kat is "happy", so DSP is "happy". Again, if only Kat would emasculate Phil live on Stream like Leanna did, THEN it'd be an entertaining stream. One can dream, since it was hilarious watching Phil squirm, knowing that he could do nothing. Also, this must be what it's like when Phil is confronted, and his Internet Tough Guy routine can’t be used.

 

[Iron Father]

Because Kat is "happy", so DSP is "happy". Again, if only Kat would emasculate Phil live on Stream like Leanna did, THEN it'd be an entertaining stream. One can dream, since it was hilarious watching Phil squirm, knowing that he could do nothing. Also, this must be what it's like when Phil is confronted, and his Internet Tough Guy routine can be used.

"I'm trying to concentrate on what I'm doing here!"

"That'd be a first."

lmfao.

 

[grump]

DSP's too pussy to kill himself, don't worry.

I didn't say he was going to

 

[LieLieFyre]

I just stumbled across the Apollo Legend suicide thread and that got me thinking. The general consensus is that phil wouldn't commit suicide but what if someone associated with him did? I mean his fanbase and some of his critics for that matter can't really be counted on as the most stable of people. What if a fragile paypig donated his life savings and then after whatever sequence of events put tractors on blast before offing himself. Or heck maybe even a fragile detractor gets into some sort of tiff with someone else here and we have another Sok drama that goes even further? Can you imagine smugsydephil in this situation? Or what if thumbs khet did it and he ends up claiming we drove her to it?

Remember WarDogLeader? Dave would react just like that or just shrug his shoulders and say "too bad".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAhXG-J_rcA

 

[tzgnilki]

I just stumbled across the Apollo Legend suicide thread and that got me thinking. The general consensus is that phil wouldn't commit suicide but what if someone associated with him did? I mean his fanbase and some of his critics for that matter can't really be counted on as the most stable of people. What if a fragile paypig donated his life savings and then after whatever sequence of events put tractors on blast before offing himself. Or heck maybe even a fragile detractor gets into some sort of tiff with someone else here and we have another Sok drama that goes even further? Can you imagine smugsydephil in this situation? Or what if thumbs khet did it and he ends up claiming we drove her to it?

dave only knows how to monetize death

he saves his empathy for lost game saves

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

dave only knows how to monetize death

Remember how he equated Kobe Bryant's death to a corrupted save file?