To the same effect that nobody trolls Phil more than Phil, it’s also ironic that Phil is ultimately the one responsible each time his stream gets derailed. Almost every step he takes in order to “prevent” interruptions just becomes an even greater distraction in and of itself. Pretty funny stuff, and you could ask “why doesn’t he learn?” But that would be to miss what makes someone a lolcow by definition.
You were correct. Still not showing anything after Feb 18th. Whoever runs PPG, if you visit these threads regularly, haaaaalllllpppppp your fucking website dood!
Quaint of you to assume his viewers tune in because they give a fuck about his shit gameplay. They fling money at him because it makes them the center of attention in the tard circlejerk that is his chat. Think about how often Phil has to whine about the chat being "derailed" and that "nobody is paying attention to the game" (a.k.a. him because he wants the attention and uses "the game" as a way to avoid directly saying so).
Now y'see, therein lies the problem. Phil's biggest khantributors don't tip because they like his gameplay, they tip to fill out revenge fantasies against imaginary bullies. Why else would they give him so much handholding as he flops around like a dying fish? All they care about is Phil "winning", so they could feel like they "won" against the "assholes".
Can you imagine how much the ziggy piggy would fume and pout if he knew for a fact that enemy players called him a bitch every time they killed him?
Just send him a copy of your license (if you even have one) dumbass, he'll probably (he wont) unban you then!
Phil called him out for the cheer and said he was never unbanning him because he tried to charge Phil back.Look what the Kat dragged in.
But Phil likes to put on fronts. Based on what Wings has previously said, paypal will default on you losing chargebacks if you keep getting large amounts of it. I think the pig is lying.
His wife works at a grocery store so why he always makes a big deal about going shopping for food still boggles me. When my spouse worked at a store I would get a call before they left work asking if I needed anything.....guess Khet isn't as big brained or Phil doesn't trust her judgment to grab things for dinner on her own.
I'm wondering if, with him finally slowing SH's chargebacks, he may have been able to win against Lyciver.
I’d imagine that is just another part he wants to be in control of. Like with manually putting in tips and cheers and now having to manually play the animation, he could feel he needs to be present when he shops with his mom. Otherwise I could see him swearing something didn’t taste right because he wasn’t present when shopping.
Horse tranquilizers dood, mellows Khet right the fuck out. Her and Jasper spent the day melted into the couch in the living room, which meant it was WWE Champions and gin time all day for Philbert.
There's no such thing as an exclusive "club of detractors" (not considering the gay ops planning faggot brigades like the SOK which you shouldn't want to associate yourself with anyway), and frankly most detractor circles are far more accepting of newcomers than Phil's North Korea chat where you're banned on sight for having an opinion. You just have to, you know, not be a mouth-breathing wheelchair degenerate in order to fit in, like you do for most other social circles, and of course that's asking too much of our pal Lycifer.
The ear infections are totally real and not just an excuse to take time off for WWE Champions and a reason not to wear the headset because he thinks it's causing his balding lol
