Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

karate joe is losing it at the thought of Chantal’s ass being eaten by an Italian stranger with a 12 pack.
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She dropped two items while doing her makeup and she's the kind of fat who drops something and it's gone forever. Big Al just does a jump cut and summons her butler. I guess Peetz is working or doing ponyplay or clopping or whatever.

When big girls with daddy issues slut out they go hard. I'm lovin' it!
 
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This sudden influx of gross talk about men and her attractiveness thereto is because it's her birthday. That is to say, she's just turned 37, and she's having to confront in cold hard numbers that she's almost 40 with no friends, no spouse, no future prospects, and four-hundred-and-something pounds with half her organs missing and runaway beetus.

Overwhelmed with mortal anxiety, she naturally decides the best way to deal with her mountain of problems is to lie online to unbelieving strangers about men wanting her. If she lies extra hard about hot men wanting her, everyone will be fooled and think she's a hot babe, because she's smarter than us. I for one unreservedly believe everything she's saying. She doesn't have to lose weight to get a man if she just says they want her as she is, and physical attractiveness is her only motive to lose weight, after all.

Of course, a manic phase like this is always the fanfare heralding the "crash and burn" segment of the show. Her birthday has certainly produced some top quality retard behaviour, so let's hope she carries the birthday madness into the lifestyle reinvention/fake diet/meltdown and chimp phase.


ETA: the single funniest thing on that FunGirllll profile is "I'm very ambitious". She's lying about her height, smoking, drug use, all of that, but she's "very ambitious". I suppose death before 40 is an ambition.
 
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Hamberlard Raid said:
"If a man shaves his wiener, he is a psychopath." ~ Chantal "Burger Asshole" Sarault

According to Chantal, she has been used by men in the past and is afraid of it. Now, she wants to use men.
Also, apparently she chatted with a handsome man who showed pictures of his large penis last night. He loves "big girls" with "big bums" and wants to see pictures of her "big bum".

This man enjoys anal sex and wants Chantal to shave her ass. On top of that, he wants to eat Chantal's booty because he loves big gorls. They eventually plan on meeting in a hotel room.

In other news, the moon is made out of cheese, pigs can fly, Amberlynn is a sweetheart, and Chantal tells the truth.

CHANTAL LIES.
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Chantal Nicholson said:
She said she used to hate shaved dicks but in like 4 other lives she’s complained that she got hairy dick picks. ” I dont wanna see your unshaved dick ” fucking ugly liar
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wheelpower said:
She's going on and on about sex and being nervous. Is she getting ready for a date? god I hope so
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She possesses no filter whatsoever. Not interested in your sexual proclivities Chantal but apparently your rabid fan base is. You're not just a filthy pig, you're lewd and vile as well.
 
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I hope karatejoe explodes from jealous, controlling FURY. I actually do hope Chantal gets laid ( 🌈 she won’t, but I hope she finagles some sort of coffee date out of it long enough to SAY she got laid), because I want Joe to break down and sob and call her a betraying slut.

Would he cut ties after that because he can’t control her like he clearly wants, or would he come crawling back and beg for forgiveness?
 
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Don’t worry gorls, Chantal’s new boytoy is up to standard. And he takes care of himself, so its not a conflict of interest
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See that makes a lot of sense because if I somehow, though some sort of monkey paw scenario, was dating Chantal I would want her to be dead as soon as possible. She's doing the guy a favor, really.
 
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Hamberlard Raid said:
"If a man shaves his wiener, he is a psychopath." ~ Chantal "Burger Asshole" Sarault

According to Chantal, she has been used by men in the past and is afraid of it. Now, she wants to use men.
Also, apparently she chatted with a handsome man who showed pictures of his large penis last night. He loves "big girls" with "big bums" and wants to see pictures of her "big bum".

This man enjoys anal sex and wants Chantal to shave her ass. On top of that, he wants to eat Chantal's booty because he loves big gorls. They eventually plan on meeting in a hotel room.

In other news, the moon is made out of cheese, pigs can fly, Amberlynn is a sweetheart, and Chantal tells the truth.

CHANTAL LIES.

ETA: Karate Joe is chimping out. His real name is shuuuuuuper hot, but she will not tell you it. Also, will Chantal be doing it with this sexy Italian with or without her wig and CPAP machine?
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How can you forget he has a gorgeous 12 pack~ hahaha wow Chantal.........12 pack of what Corona ? Bud Lite?

Mr Foster said:
Well, hello Jabba.

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" I'm very ambitious" WHO DIS??
 
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