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Nigel of Ukip said:
Fuck me, that furry Blister guy looks like he the next big school shooter. Belgium better be ready.
At least so far I've found no traces of furry cocks.

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Because he's a pig and a roach.
Jokes aside, I'm guessing it's a fetish thing because they like the persona of this big loud "manly man" doing, things, to them.
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With that pic i think it's the hair that attracts them. Almost the same exact line down the middle.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Phil represents what these losers wish they could be. An old guy rotting in his house all day wearing pajamas, having no responsibility in life while blaming everyone else as horrible people, and making lots of money while doing it. And Phil is car salesman savvy enough to build a small cult of these losers. Listen to that Madara stream posted a few days ago for the perfect kind of loser that has completely emulated Phil's 'life'.
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And to the wheelchairs out there who think they're "hurr-durr sticking it to those dirty detractors lets put them on suicide watch" one thing separates us from you: we're not retarted and haven't spent a dime on this entertainment. What you do is like winning a gold medal at the special olympics: at the end of the day YOU'RE STILL RETARTED. Earn some faggy bitcheer emblem next to your tard name? Big fucking deal YOU STILL JACK IT TO ANTHROPOMORPHIC FOXES IN FUCKING DIAPERS and oh yeah AND YOU'RE STILL RETARTDED. Have a bunch of dots next to your faggy name on some ghost town forums? STILL A FUCKING RETARD AND POSSIBLY A TROON.
Halleluiah.....holy shit.....where's the Tylenol.
 
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Salubrious said:
I would praise An1337 for the original video, but instead of praise I feel like throwing hands with him for subjecting my eyes to this.

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I never fucking thought we'd reach the point where people need to pay a 38 year old man to put on pants for his "professional" job. He honestly thought he was better than LTG's webcam scam too.
 
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I eagerly await the day I read a news article that one of these spastics that donate to Phil has starved to death in their home and the inquest that follows shows that they spent their last $50 dollars donating to him. I'd love to see the ensuing mainstream confusion and outrage about how this gout ridden, nasally monstrosity has been able to take advantage of a band of outcast cabbages from the darkest corners of the web for over 10 years and had them paying him thousands a dollars a month to put on jeans and blow bubbles.
 
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Filthy Greenskin said:
Phil got $750 but couldn't help but remind the stream that fees and refunds means he's -only- on $700.

edit. car payments, taxes and condo dues mean that this windfall is already gone!

"As an adult, all the money you get goes on bills and you never have money for anything extra" - man that spends $5k on WWE
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That was so fucking shitty of him. And afterwards somebody says "why are you complaining?" And of course, Phil immediately sees it as a detractor saying it, so he goes into mock voice and repeats it, only to tell the person he's "just being real", and that paypal is charging him a fee, so the number you see isnt the actual number.. Why do you feel the need to say this after receiving a huge amount? This is a perfect example (among many) of why people dont like you.

Shortly after, he blurts this out about the "unverified" tip:

"It's a liability for the business, because.. I hope you're not gonna screw me over, you know what I mean."

What kind of business operates like that? LMAO

Surly Muppet said:
So today is on the heels of Phil going clown mode during CoD last night, and saying next to nothing about his $50 in tips. Then we get this today.

The biggest tippers of the day were prearranged, and probably Phil confirmed this was coming between streams yesterday. His behaviour all lines up.

This also supports that one of the biggest tippers is likely OiC - we know Phil communicates with him behind the scenes in particular. A lot of the others are likely bandwagoning to hype it up and dumping some of their stimulus checks.

As others have pointed out, this is an exceptional waste. He will expect this every day next week for his birthday week - if they spread this out, he would have been happy with an easy $200/day. Now he will whine and push every single stream because he'll believe they are holding out. Pace the addict.
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He 100% communicates with these dumb fucks behind the scenes. They view it as a "reward", and they get to "chat" with their retarrr hero outside of chat. He locks them in as long term paypigs by stringing them along. Win win. And if you need proof of it, all you have to do is look at one of the very few email exchanges with dsp that actually leaked! If he was willing to talk to a guy for "weeks", with the promise of money attached, is there any doubt he tells these fing idiots the same thing? The only reason these emails havent leaked (yet) is because they are legitimate ♿ or retarrrrs

 
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OJ Simpson said:
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Imagine being such an amateur home buyer that you buy something for a quarter of a mil and it doesn't even have central air. What a clown. I guess it was worth it to move across the country and lose all of your friends and family to go into debt and live with eternal swamp ass.
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Not even a house. A middle unit condo.

SocietyLiver1488 said:
Theres gonna be some absolutely epic loot pulls tonight in the pigsty. I wish I could see phils eyes dilate the moment the sparkly pixels explode out of the virtual treasure chests, and hear the joyous bing bing slot machine sounds give way to excited "HA HUHs"
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Whoever knows how to put the WWE Champions information from the API, please do so soon and then tomorrow. Let's see how much it changes...
 
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Not even a house. A middle unit condo.


Whoever knows how to put the WWE Champions information from the API, please do so soon and then tomorrow. Let's see how much it changes...
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The public facing API is on about a 3 day delay. I'll post some graphs towards the weekend.
 
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