Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Bees in the marmalade]

I genuinely think Kevin believes tweeting "hfgshkghsksh goddess " counts as getting pussy.

Literally the only explanation of the disparity between reality and what he's boasting about.

 

[Aspen]

You know you're on the right side of history if people like this oppose you:
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What do priests and kevin have in common? They're repressed gay men.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Lol Kevie is still mad at people pointing out he's only been laid in the stinkditch twice

He deleted the tweet

"Someone quote tweeted me calling me disgusting in another language..." so Kevin wants to ban people for saying things that are objectively true?

I wonder why they called him disgusting

 

[Aramis]

I'm not oppressing you, Kevin, but you haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?

 

[pog]

someone needs to make a montage of kevin's best tweets

 

[Miss Misery]

Cisgender heterosexual women get more pussy than Kevin.

 

[Gone Ham]

I'm not oppressing you, Kevin, but you haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?

Nah, he’s doing the Sheep Uterus thing

 

[Ramona]

“Calling a barren woman gross sure is a look, buddy.”

lol ok Kevin but barren women can also be disgusting, there’s this youtuber named Chantal....

also I’m surprised he didn’t say “a barren autistic lesbian transwoman” for maximum woke points

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

someone needs to make a montage of kevin's best tweets

Also, the 1000-page commemorative post is brewing and it's longer than the last one. Stay tuned.

 

[s0mbra]

Oh goddess, so close to 1K pages hgshagshshasgsg

 

[Lyre]

Oh goddess, so close to 1K pages hgshagshshasgsg

I'm doing a nice congratulatory picture for the occasion, I'm putting as much effort into it as kevkev does his transition

 

[Iron Hamster]

According to Kev-Kev, Twitter doesn't do enough to protect troons:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1377000596742414339 (Archive)

"Someone quote tweeted me calling me disgusting in another language..." so Kevin wants to ban people for saying things that are objectively true? Also, a man who constantly spergs about his never-ending list of disgusting fetishes and the grotesque axe wound in between his legs acts shocked that someone calls him disgusting.

The funny part is twitter agreeing with the other guy.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

This motherfucker is so batshit insane and revolting. I love it.

 

[Opposite Time Nomad]

I wonder why they called him disgusting

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I'm always baffled by how he can't see why people would find this shit gross. And lol. "Barren". Okay. Sure.

 

[Gone Ham]

Genuine question, how likely would Kev be to rat out his fellow tranchers if it means no jail time

 

[SIGSEGV]

Genuine question, how likely would Kev be to rat out his fellow tranchers if it means no jail time

He'd rat them out in a fucking heartbeat if there was even a chance of a lesser sentence. Kevin would still be shit out of luck for the "crimes against nature" charges, though.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Barren women were called spinsters since they made textiles, were seamstresses, and actually contributed to society. Kevin can’t even contribute in overwatch and tardrages when no one wants to carry him.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

I'm always baffled by how he can't see why people would find this shit gross. And lol. "Barren". Okay. Sure.

Because he finds it to be hot and probably thinks they are trying to play with him by being sexually degrading. He probably saw this thread and went "hghsgshsgsghshgsghgsghsghssghgs I'm such a degraded breeding slut now uWu".

 

[SIGSEGV]

lol remember that time when Kevin bragged about telling off a kid in Overwatch after they tried giving him some advice? Maybe he should have listened.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Barren women were called spinsters since they made textiles, were seamstresses, and actually contributed to society.

That's so sad; he's a man out of time. If only he knew someone with a supply of raw wool that needed cleaning/carding/spinning.