Kirtaner / Aubrey Cottle - 420chan sysop, founder of anonymoose, 1337 hax0r, anti-goobergate and all around degenerate

Who do you think will get Custody of their hacker baby when this is all done?
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Coolguy420 said:
Who do you think will get Custody of their hacker baby when this is all done?
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I must have missed her coming by here. I assume this didn't happen? Because I can't imagine Spardot posting here without going HEY I AM SPARDOT THE PERSON KNOWN AS SPARDOT FROM 420 CHAN WHO IS SPARDOT LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
 
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so glancing at /420/ it looks like some rando locked all the mods out of 420chan for a while?
and he still can't get youtube to work on his synchtube
 
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I used to regularly browse /wooo/ back in the day and it always seemed like Spardot and Kirt only ever showed up to ruin fun or beg for money. I remember one of them saying they only tolerated /wooo/ because it paid for the rest of the site when they did donation drives. /wooo/tube used to be maximum tier comfy until WWE Network started and they quit being able to show random old wrestling shows. I used to enjoy watching NJPW there until it got more popular and it became just thousands of people spamming.


Also, never forget
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also, not sure if it's been mentioned in his own thread already, but the wonder bread guy is a semiregular wooo poster under the name of >marky
he has a hateboner for dave meltzer but other than that the board has gotten so much worse over the years that his are somehow some of the least offensive takes you can find there
i even remember under the thousands of deviantart posts about his fetish you can find on his profile there was a very random fan art of pentagon jr
 
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GO GO GO GO GO GO GO said:
i even remember under the thousands of deviantart posts about his fetish you can find on his profile there was a very random fan art of pentagon jr
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Further proof that Penta is so fucking based that he transcends all boundaries.

On topic, I haven't used /wooo/ and by extension, 420chan actively in years. The fact that Kirtaner is so openly hostile to the only half-decent part of his site is both sad and baffling as well, pretty sure he'd rather have the fucking jenkem board around than /wooo/. Around the time everyone started having really softball trending twitter takes in random threads, I just stopped interacting with the userbase outside of Taima. Taima is still a good time during PPVs and when AEW is on at least.
 
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Kirt update from the land of 420chan. He's claiming he was offroading in an ATV a few days ago and he flipped the thing. Now supposedly he's in chronic pain all the time but it's hard to know for sure when the guy is a habitual liar and the whole thing is being used as the crux to beg for yet more money from his simps (as he is also claiming he has 2 weeks before he gets kicked out of his place). He was streaming all day yesterday (which you're basically forced to watch if you use 420chan) and it mainly involved a lot of "involutary" jerking and bouncing back and forth from behaving somewhat normally to screeching in pain every few minutes. When I came back later he was still streaming and just kind of lying unconscious on the floor with his hands crossed over his chest like a corpse, all the while his cats were circling him waiting for their chance to eat his remains. I probably should have screencapped some of this but I was wasted.
 
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Kirt update from the land of 420chan. He's claiming he was offroading in an ATV a few days ago and he flipped the thing. Now supposedly he's in chronic pain all the time but it's hard to know for sure when the guy is a habitual liar and the whole thing is being used as the crux to beg for yet more money from his simps (as he is also claiming he has 2 weeks before he gets kicked out of his place). He was streaming all day yesterday (which you're basically forced to watch if you use 420chan) and it mainly involved a lot of "involutary" jerking and bouncing back and forth from behaving somewhat normally to screeching in pain every few minutes. When I came back later he was still streaming and just kind of lying unconscious on the floor with his hands crossed over his chest like a corpse, all the while his cats were circling him waiting for their chance to eat his remains. I probably should have screencapped some of this but I was wasted.
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this sounds funny, did you record it
 
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this sounds funny, did you record it
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I didn't. Just realised it's saved on his twitch profile though.

See: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1056568679

Turns out he was awake for 48 hours straight streaming and drinking and supposedly popping pain pills the entire time too. I was only there for a bit near the end. Go to about 37:47:30 on the stream to see him twitching and screaming like a maniac. Then at about 45:56:00 you can see him laying on the ground eating fast food and groaning and eventually he passes out with his cats death circling him.
 
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I didn't. Just realised it's saved on his twitch profile though.

See: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1056568679

Turns out he was awake for 48 hours straight streaming and drinking and supposedly popping pain pills the entire time too. I was only there for a bit near the end. Go to about 37:47:30 on the stream to see him twitching and screaming like a maniac. Then at about 45:56:00 you can see him laying on the ground eating fast food and groaning and eventually he passes out with his cats death circling him.
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He spent an entire month publicly threatening the forum in December. I decided to bite my tongue and ignore some press emails.

I actually knew who Kirt was at the time and it spooked me into a defensive position where I consulted a few people to gauge the actual threat. I even went ahead and reviewed all our security measures.
 
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