DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Draventren]

Quaint of you to assume his viewers tune in because they give a fuck about his shit gameplay. They fling money at him because it makes them the center of attention in the tard circlejerk that is his chat. Think about how often Phil has to whine about the chat being "derailed" and that "nobody is paying attention to the game" (a.k.a. him because he wants the attention and uses "the game" as a way to avoid directly saying so).

Phil is the court jester in a monarchy of mongoloids. The wheelchairs congregate around his clown show and clout chase amongst themselves by throwing pennies at the jester in a constant bid for who can be king cuck of tard mountain that day.

Hey, I'm just taking the man at his word, he has a bunch of genuine fans who love what he does. Are you going to sit here and say to my face that DSP is a liar? Next thing you'll be telling me is that Chris-chan is autistic.

Like the washing of dishes?

Also, my two cents on the Khet's (thumbs to the door) work exhaustion.
I could imagine her being exhausted from being around people. She's aspergers as fuck, and people like that actually get exhausted from being in public.
HOWEVER:
That is still a bargain bin excuse for not bringing groceries when she goes back to her prison cell home.
The easiest solution, stocking up on essentials and bringing home something nice for dinner or when she wants to bake a sand cake, is so fucking obvious that you'd have to go out of your way not to see it.
I've never worked retail (thank god) but everyone I've ever known that did, did it exactly the way I just pointed out.

TL;DR: DSP is retarded. Shawking.

I've said before on here that I have worked a lot of retail jobs (almost 10 years worth, which now that I'm thinking about it is really fucking depressing) and I know the feeling of wanting to be gone from there after your shift, regardless of when you started or how long you worked, especially if you're like Kat. Regardless of what we've heard and speculated based on things like what Brazy Mamo has said, she strikes me as not really being a people person. I can relate, as I am not a people person, people exhaust me, and like Kat when I finished shifts I would book to the door as soon as I could. This usually would be after I grabbed some odds and ends I needed, or a big haul since I didn't want to be coming back to get my groceries the next day off I got. This is not difficult, and if Phil is THAT concerned about it he should just drop her off at work, then pick her up from work so they can go shopping together one of those days. That's IF he needed to be there, assuming there was some physical reason Kat can't do the shopping.

He needs the day off outing, in my opinion. Not in the sense that he needs it for activity, or socializing, or anything like that, though frankly for a guy so scared of blood clots in his legs he doesn't do a whole lot of moving. He needs it because it's one of the bedrocks of his life, it's a comfort thing. Imagine that, for as long as you can remember, you went out one day a week to go shopping and spent the whole day doing it. Your mom had you with her from your earliest memories, to right before you grew up and left home, and you continued that same ritual. Basically, this is his form of church, just less social, less introspective, and less part of something bigger than himself, unless you count rampant consumerism as a force bigger than him.

 

[Forbidden Math]

So DSP just explained that he doesn't like Deejay's stage in SFII because it has a rock band in it and he thinks Jamaica only has hiphop. As though the whole nation of Jamaica has never liked or had anyone ever playing rock music or any other music that involves guitars and drums.

WHAT? No really, what DSP? This is like the most retarded thing I've ever heard him say and that says something because I've been posting here since at least 2018 (3 years this month actually, happy anniversary faggots).

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil's chat is currently filled with ASCII dicks. He looked at the chat right as they were being spammed and said nothing.
No mods tonight.
If only there were someone waiting in the wings, ready for a chance to be mod...

EDIT: Halfway through and Phil finally acknowledged the earlier stream.
"A $281 tip! The biggest tip of the year... so far!"
In the distance, PlanetJeff opens his velcro wallet...

 

[PieceofShet]

Phil's chat is currently filled with ASCII dicks. He looked at the chat right as they were being spammed and said nothing.
No mods tonight.
If only there were someone waiting in the wings, ready for a chance to be mod...

 

[blahblahblah678]

So DSP just explained that he doesn't like Deejay's stage in SFII because it has a rock band in it and he thinks Jamaica only has hiphop. As though the whole nation of Jamaica has never liked or had anyone ever playing rock music or any other music
that involves guitars and drums.

For Christ’s sake, Phil. You have a $4.20 tip notification of you wearing a Rasta hat. Most people would associate that with weed and reggae, not hip hop you stupid wop.

 

[grump]

Phil's chat is currently filled with ASCII dicks. He looked at the chat right as they were being spammed and said nothing.
No mods tonight.
If only there were someone waiting in the wings, ready for a chance to be mod...

EDIT: Halfway through and Phil finally acknowledged the earlier stream.
"A $281 tip! The biggest tip of the year... so far!"
In the distance, PlanetJeff opens his velcro wallet...

if it was ASCII bare ankles of an anime girl on the other hand....

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Can anyone explain to me why are furries attracted to phil ?

I'll leapfrog off of what some other people have said. I think they're used to being mocked/bullied, just like Phil. Since they can't stand up and support themselves, they instead LARP as bully hunters defending Phil. They don't actually care about Phil as a person, he's basically a self-insert for themselves. That's why they're so focused on detractors and rarely talk about Phil's stream, or even care that Phil is scamming them. All that matters is that, in their eyes, Phil is being bullied and they get to fight and own the detractors by supporting him.

 

[tzgnilki]

So DSP just explained that he doesn't like Deejay's stage in SFII because it has a rock band in it and he thinks Jamaica only has hiphop. As though the whole nation of Jamaica has never liked or had anyone ever playing rock music or any other music that involves guitars and drums.

WHAT? No really, what DSP? This is like the most retarded thing I've ever heard him say and that says something because I've been posting here since at least 2018 (3 years this month actually, happy anniversary faggots).

few racially charged comments tonight, he even said the chef boyardee mascot being a "generic italian" is racist, and should be replaced by a "goofy meatball"

that seems kinda racist as well lol

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

I don't feel like making a twitter sock account, so I'll just talk to phil here. Hey dipshit, since you're making pretty good money so far this year, and you had a literal TON of debt discharged recently, why dont you start paying your parents back!! So that way they can actually live comfortably in retirement, instead of being forced to work into old age, because their constant fuck up of a son cant stop playing a mobile game and fucking up his life.

You already turned your back on them, and left them in the dust. You probably dont show any real interest in them unless you need/want something (weekly phone calls, so fucking what). Do something that benefits someone else for a change. Ungrateful, worthless piece of shit

I truly believe he's incapable of empathy. Even if it's for the only two people, in the entire world, that have ever or will ever love him unconditionally.

You know, Phail, the two people to whom you owe your entire existence. You'd be NOTHING... N O T H I N G if it weren't for them. You're not much, but imagine where you'd be if it weren't for the sacrifices they made.

Sacrifices just so you could waste it. Sitting on your fat, cheese-curdled ass all day long, bitching and moaning about fuckall. All day long. If you're not grifting, you're bitching. Probably earning >2x your elderly father earns. Your elderly father that you claim is still working.

Part of the deal, you fat, greasy, slimy fuck, is that you now try to repay the debt - a debt one can never truly, fully repay. You know REPAY. Do you know that word? I know you're responsibility-averse but here's a refresher.
————
re·pay
/rəˈpā/
verb
1. pay back (a loan, debt, or sum of money).
"the loans were to be repaid over a 20-year period unless you're a scummy grifting autist"

2. do or give something as recompense for (a favor or kindness received).
"The fat fuck should repay his parents for the life with which they've blessed him"
————
Did you think your fraudulent bankruptcy discharged the responsibility of being a son that a mother & father can be proud of?

Instead of just waiting for them to die so you can get whatever savings they have and liquidate your childhood home just for a chance of gagging on Hulk Hogan's dick.

Pay your mom back every penny she lent you. If that story is even true. It's impossible to know cause you're a lying sack of shit, dood. And since you can't give your father a grandson to carry on the Burnell Seed, skip takeout for a month and give him enough for him to stop working TODAY.

I know you won't. You absolutely should but you won't. They're just a means to an end. Just like everyone else you've ever used and discarded.

The two people you're absolutely blessed to still have in your life. And, just like with everything else - you don't give two shits. cause you're a soulless, greedy pig. That's all you'll ever be.

Shame on you.

Fuck you. No really, fuck you.

 

[BepsiLight]

For Christ’s sake, Phil. You have a $4.20 tip notification of you wearing a Rasta hat. Most people would associate that with weed and reggae, not hip hop you stupid wop.

I thought all music made by Tevins was hip hop?
Bugged culture mechanics dood

 

[But I Digress]

few racially charged comments tonight, he even said the chef boyardee mascot being a "generic italian" is racist, and should be replaced by a "goofy meatball"

that seems kinda racist as well lol

Which is ridiculous as it's based on Ettore Boiardi, the creator of Chef Boyardee

Here is what Philly wants

 

[Fragarach]

Notice me Phil senpai...

This was just within the 10 or so minutes I popped into the stream.

 

[BepsiLight]

Well there it is gents. 700+ bucks memoryholed, tonight has been incredibly slow.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil just announced that he is gassy and has been farting all night. He did not appear to be joking when he said this.

And... you knew it was coming...
"Contributions tonight, let's face it, way lower than the regular Friday night streams." Some 'regulars' are absent. Jaxx, presumably.
It has nothing to do with the almost $800 earlier.
It took him almost the whole stream, but he finally just dropped the real beg. I'm proud of you, Phil. Aside from openly begging to hit the subs goal as an alternative avenue, you held off until the last 15 minutes to mention that you expected to hit the tips goal tonight as well.

Notice me Phil senpai...

Derich knows who Bruce Lee is?
... did Bruce do porn?

 

[marlintan]

Derich knows who Bruce Lee is?
... did Bruce do porn?

Brandon Lee did a snuff film if that counts.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

I truly believe he's incapable of empathy. Even if it's for the only two people, in the entire world, that have ever or will ever love him unconditionally.

You know, Phail, the two people to whom you owe your entire existence. You'd be NOTHING... N O T H I N G if it weren't for them. You're not much, but imagine where you'd be if it weren't for the sacrifices they made.

Sacrifices just so you could waste it. Sitting on your fat, cheese-curdled ass all day long, bitching and moaning about fuckall. All day long. If you're not grifting, you're bitching. Probably earning >2x your elderly father earns. Your elderly father that you claim is still working.

Part of the deal, you fat, greasy, slimy fuck, is that you now try to repay the debt - a debt one can never truly, fully repay. You know REPAY. Do you know that word? I know you're responsibility-averse but here's a refresher.
————
re·pay
/rəˈpā/
verb
1. pay back (a loan, debt, or sum of money).
"the loans were to be repaid over a 20-year period unless you're a scummy grifting autist"

2. do or give something as recompense for (a favor or kindness received).
"The fat fuck should repay his parents for the life with which they've blessed him"
————
Did you think your fraudulent bankruptcy discharged the responsibility of being a son that a mother & father can be proud of?

Instead of just waiting for them to die so you can get whatever savings they have and liquidate your childhood home just for a chance of gagging on Hulk Hogan's dick.

Pay your mom back every penny she lent you. If that story is even true. It's impossible to know cause you're a lying sack of shit, dood. And since you can't give your father a grandson to carry on the Burnell Seed, skip takeout for a month and give him enough for him to stop working TODAY.

I know you won't. You absolutely should but you won't. They're just a means to an end. Just like everyone else you've ever used and discarded.

The two people you're absolutely blessed to still have in your life. And, just like with everything else - you don't give two shits. cause you're a soulless, greedy pig. That's all you'll ever be.

Shame on you.

Fuck you. No really, fuck you.

neghole pozzing or not, somebody should frame this post and send it to him (and his parents) via the snail mail!!

Well done, "Sir".

 

[PieceofShet]

797 + 23 = 825

DSP LOGIC

 

[Fragarach]

797 + 23 = 825

DSP LOGIC

I'm surprised. Usually he undercounts how much money he's gotten.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

So DSP just explained that he doesn't like Deejay's stage in SFII because it has a rock band in it and he thinks Jamaica only has hiphop. As though the whole nation of Jamaica has never liked or had anyone ever playing rock music or any other music that involves guitars and drums.

WHAT? No really, what DSP? This is like the most retarded thing I've ever heard him say and that says something because I've been posting here since at least 2018 (3 years this month actually, happy anniversary faggots).

The fuck? I mean, a more stereotypical idea of Jamaica would be 1st wave ska and steel drums or reggae. And weed.

 

[Brother Wind]

Brandon Lee did a snuff film if that counts.

I am going to spend the rest of my life in sin just to make really certain you went to hell for this joke.