Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

I'm proud to be a part of history. Here's to you Kev, and all the other farmers. Onwards to 10k!
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Let me remind you fine gents how this all began:

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Kevvie has been popping up more frequently on GC Twitter, where the terves are almost in horrified awe but mostly confused and disgusted by the caricature of nasty AGP that is Kevin of the Amhole. How being milked for laughs isn't a fetish of his is unfathomable as a coombrain of the highest order. 'Grats on 1000 pages of concentrated degeneracy!
 
Kevvie getting his own thread spun out of the Tranny Sideshows thread is what got me to finally create an account. 1000 pages later and he is still the most hideous, baffling, abhorrent and entertaining cow there is. His spiral seems to have no end, which is great news for those of us who like to watch trainwrecks in slow motion. Happy 1000 Kevvie!
 
🎉🎉HAPPY 1000th EVERYONE🎉🎉
Congratulations to Kevin Gibes and everyone who made this possible. To mark this momentous occasion, I have painstakingly created a graph detailing our growth as a community over the past year. I've spent over the course of several days preparing this post and keeping it under wraps.
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As you can see the chart is measured in pages. The threads selected were other threads of similar size relative to ours, in order to fully illustrate our rapid growth in one year. We started out much later (on Jan 2020) than many of the older threads, but we have quickly grown to surpass many of the longer established threads, such as Jim Sterling and Tommy Tooter General. And with our current trajectory we are projected to surpass Boogie2988, Cooking with Jack and even Sargon in our next quarter after July. We may even surpass the legendary Random Chris Updates one of these days. (I didn't bother to include Blob because he is such a massive outlier that would skew the whole chart.)
Normally cows can see an uptick like Sargon during UKIP in 2018 and later plateau after some time has passed; however for Kevin this sharp incline keeps getting steeper every day.
Even Jim Sterling despite trooning out and being on the "featured content" board couldn't compare to Kevin being mentioned only once on women's day.
Boogie has been putting out drama rather consistently since S&T in 2018, but still might be passed by Kevin after July.

The Kevin thread appears to be growing at an exponential rate. I cannot express how truly insane this is. We only keep gaining more and more momentum as time goes on.

Note: all figures taken as of Mar 29, some figures maybe speculated in advance or rough estimates.
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During our first quarter we managed to reach 100 pages. By our third quarter we doubled our output and the fourth quarter we almost doubled again nearly quadrupling our initial rate.
We are now firing on all cylinders, as the metaphorical brick has now been placed on the accelerator, and we keep growing faster and faster with no signs of stopping in sight. Thanks to Kevin's excessive Twitter use, we have had enough content keep going strong on our way to 1000 pages in a little over one year, which took most cows four years. In the month of March alone we have made about 159 pages, meaning we are currently averaging roughly about 5.1 pages per day. Godspeed you glorious bastards.
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I didn't feel like I could describe how much of a enigma Kevin really is through words alone. So hopefully this helps convey the sheer magnitude of this thread. And here's to hopefully another 1000 pages. 🥳 🍻🍾🍸:catparty:
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This is beautiful. Although I do think our growth is going to slow slightly now the tenacious unicorn ranch has its own thread.
 
1000 pages and the axe wound front hole still ain't right
To 1000 more oozing ichor updates
🎵I got this job on eBay
They sent me to scrape out her flap
Never guessed I'd be so impressed
By her tick-tit dick-slit trap
Just a flopping mass of grayish skin
Oozing ichor from every crease
Did I forget to mention
She's morbidly obese?🎵
 
I humbly present to you, the Bishop of Troondom, Vicar of Alpacas, Successor of the Prince of the Stonewalls, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Trans movement, Patriarch Matriarch of the West, Primate of Westcliffe, Metropolitan Archbishop of the Province of Colorado, Sovereign of the State of The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, Servant of the Servants of Degeneracy, Kevin Gibes!
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So this is James Martin in 10 years.
James Martin, SJ (because of course he is) is a priest and the definition of ”cafeteria Catholic”. He's under the impression that he gets to rewrite the Church's teaching on homosexuality and that he can do this on Twitter, all while bitching about ”radtrads” who are a lot closer to the faith of the Apostles, or even the faith of seventy years ago, than he will ever be.
If you will excuse me I am going to be sick.
Being attracted to the idea of being a woman is inherently AGP. Pregnancy is inherently feminine, so being attracted to that as a man makes you an AGP.

Not everyone who talks about AGP is a radfem. I'm definitely not a feminist, let alone a radical, bra-burning one, and I know it exists.
 
🎉🎉HAPPY 1000th EVERYONE🎉🎉
Congratulations to Kevin Gibes and everyone who made this possible. To mark this momentous occasion, I have painstakingly created a graph detailing our growth as a community over the past year. I've spent over the course of several days preparing this post and keeping it under wraps.
View attachment 2044221
As you can see the chart is measured in pages. The threads selected were other threads of similar size relative to ours, in order to fully illustrate our rapid growth in one year. We started out much later (on Jan 2020) than many of the older threads, but we have quickly grown to surpass many of the longer established threads, such as Jim Sterling and Tommy Tooter General. And with our current trajectory we are projected to surpass Boogie2988, Cooking with Jack and even Sargon in our next quarter after July. We may even surpass the legendary Random Chris Updates one of these days. (I didn't bother to include Blob because he is such a massive outlier that would skew the whole chart.)
Normally cows can see an uptick like Sargon during UKIP in 2018 and later plateau after some time has passed; however for Kevin this sharp incline keeps getting steeper every day.
Even Jim Sterling despite trooning out and being on the "featured content" board couldn't compare to Kevin being mentioned only once on women's day.
Boogie has been putting out drama rather consistently since S&T in 2018, but still might be passed by Kevin after July.

The Kevin thread appears to be growing at an exponential rate. I cannot express how truly insane this is. We only keep gaining more and more momentum as time goes on.

Note: all figures taken as of Mar 29, some figures maybe speculated in advance or rough estimates.
View attachment 2044227
During our first quarter we managed to reach 100 pages. By our third quarter we doubled our output and the fourth quarter we almost doubled again nearly quadrupling our initial rate.
We are now firing on all cylinders, as the metaphorical brick has now been placed on the accelerator, and we keep growing faster and faster with no signs of stopping in sight. Thanks to Kevin's excessive Twitter use, we have had enough content keep going strong on our way to 1000 pages in a little over one year, which took most cows four years. In the month of March alone we have made about 159 pages, meaning we are currently averaging roughly about 5.1 pages per day. Godspeed you glorious bastards.
:semperfidelis:
I didn't feel like I could describe how much of a enigma Kevin really is through words alone. So hopefully this helps convey the sheer magnitude of this thread. And here's to hopefully another 1000 pages. 🥳 🍻🍾🍸:catparty:
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I like that even on your list Jim Sterling is getting cucked by the chad lolcows.
Kevin got some huge potential through his grossness and idiocy alone, but him being involved in the Tranch is the cherry on top.
If he stays on the internet I foresee a long and fruitful relationship.

Hell, he could become the new Chris.
Maybe in a few years the site will be rebranded into Kevie farms.
 
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