Official Killstream TL;DW Recap
⦁ Only 112 people waiting at 9:40pm... No sign of Ralph.
⦁ Ralph finally starts the show at nearly 10pm. He's looking fatter and his beard looks greyer. Gator seems to be there. He's got his twitter up on screen like he isn't banned... oh wait, he's on the Killstream Live.
⦁ He opens to superchats giving him tech advise.
⦁ Culture war is there. He looked like he shaved his whole head and eyebrows. It's hard to tell with his Buddy Holly glasses.
⦁ Ralph begs for subs and for people to buy merch.
⦁ Ralph bangs out some more super chats. Subs and stickers. He shills his guntropy stream donation link...
⦁ Ralph forgets what he was going to say... He goes into his twitter ban and brings his panel in. We've got Gator and Culture War aka Ryan Sanchez. Rand might be there. Ralph said something to him.
⦁ Gator hits the soundboard...
⦁ Ralph brags that he hadn't got slapped on Twitter in like five years. He seethes about the ban and about how he didn't do nuffin and telling her to suck a dick isn't violent.
⦁ Ralph seethes about his ban and thinks that he knows who flagged them. Gator says that person is bragging on twitter RIGHT NOW!
⦁ Ralph thinks Riley flagged it. Gator says he's tweeting gay shit.
⦁ Gator's audio is cutting in and out.
⦁ Ralph bets 500$ that Riles flagged him.
⦁ Gator tries to give a hot take but its hard to make out over his audio. Ralph says he will flag anyone at about 00:49:10ish on my stream.
⦁ Ralph pulls up a meme I thought some fan made... but Gator himself made of him being some weeb thing beating up Riley.
⦁ Ralph says Riley had better watch it and called him a bitch.
⦁ Ralph says they want $1,100 to recover the old killstream episodes. Ralph said he haggled them down from $1400. He still thinks its too high. Ralph wants to lowball them down to $850. Ralph's waiting to hear back.
⦁ Someone cracks a beer with an open mic.
⦁ Ralph pulls up a gundam video and gator seems so happy. Culture war says its funny. Its some lets play guy saying he'd Ethan Ralph someone... so he's gonna stick his thumb up their ass and record it?
⦁ Ralph moves onto some George Groid trial. Gator tries to do the Ace Attourney thing and just sounded like an angry Hasidic Jew.
⦁ Culture wear lost the hat. He didn't shave his head bald but the verdict is still out if his eyebrows are gone.
⦁ Gunt talks about how he's rewatching the Sopranos... Culture war derails asking Ralph who his favorite guy on the show is.
⦁ Ralph spergs that the clip he has is censored. He grumbles and looks for an uncensored one.
⦁ Ralph bitches that the black UFC guy on trial is being a dick in court saying "You saw the video" over and over.
⦁ Bibble comes on! He points out the guy on the bench being a tool mutters under his breath when told he couldn't offer medical advise.
⦁ Ralph moves onto another clip. The one where the UFC guy mutters under his breath? It's also out of frame.
⦁ Ralph laughs like a dying dolphin and bibble mentions that Judges usually sperg about people doing stuff like that. Bibble goes onto say he should have been warned for being in contempt of court.
⦁ Ralph goes on about how great the fat EMT is...
⦁ Ralph spergs about Court TV blanking out what the UFC guy said about the stuff that happened on body cam.
⦁ Gator hits the soundboard to demonstrate a bleep...
⦁ Bibble gives us a breakdown on proper strangling technique. No shock there that the black guy knows how to choke a guy. Bibble goes onto say he knows what opioids do... Hmm... Curious...
⦁ Gunt doesn't know what he's pulling up next. He mumbles and scrolls through youtube.
⦁ Ralph pulls up another clip he says he doesn't trust. He skips to a time stamp in the video.
⦁ Ralph pauses the video to chide someone on chat. Saying he's on "thin ice".
⦁ More superchats. Ralph wants to find the lost shitbull debate on the killstream.
⦁ Bans in Ralph's chat. Gator had a hot take but I really wasn't listening. I'm sure it wasn't anything riveting.
⦁ Ralph still playing the black wrestle-wrestle guy. It's been like a 20 minute interview about the ins and outs of high school wrestling. Ralph skips around in the video.
⦁ Bibble says the guy should be thrown in jail and forced to do hooked on phonix
⦁ More superchats. One asking Ralph to muzzle pantsu the next time she's on.
⦁ Ralph brags about his almost 800 viewers with only 583 on Chomo.
⦁ Ralph thinks its based to attack police officers is based.
⦁ More 25 cent super chats...
⦁ Bibble begs chat to not get them banned.
⦁ Ralph goes on to berate his chat once more before going back to the wrestle wrestle guy.
⦁ Ralph moves onto the fat EMT... But not before bibble says that the jury might be swayed by how smug the guy was and how hard he lied on stand.
⦁ Onto the slampig EMT. Ralph does smash or pass on the fat coalburning EMT. Seems to be a pass from everyone.
⦁ Gator has some joke he stole about draging a Benjamin through a trailer park and never knowing what they get.
⦁ Bibble talks about the size of the fat EMT's hoop earings. Ralph joins in. Back to the video...
⦁ Ralph yells at Pantsu off screen for buying a bad brand of cigars or blunt wraps.
⦁ Ralph mumbles about having Odysee's CFO on. Ralph fumbles with a poorly rolled blunt.
⦁ Another CWC muckbang. He made Spaghetti. Bibble goes into it a little, seemingly interested in his dinner.
⦁ Ralph talks about his coming "network".
⦁ Ralph has some like UK muslim on. I guess he's the Odysee head magoo. Ralph asks what's going on with the latest fed honeypot. Guest asks Ralph how much his odysee knows. Ralph says that they have the jist of the situation.
⦁ Guest goes onto say it has nothing to do with the viewers, creators or holders of LBRY shouldn't be worried all while looking up and away...
⦁ Guest goes onto say that its bigger than them... it has to do with the government trying to make crypto a security so they can regulate it. They want to work with the SEC and explain how they totally aren't crooked.
⦁ Ralph bitches how the streaming isn't ready yet. Guest gives a 10 minute long not answer and starts talking about Ripple being a scam...
⦁ Ralph looks so disinterested as the Odysee guy talks about nothing...
⦁ Gator's audio is still fucked. He thinks they're picking on them to get at the other ones easier.
⦁ Guest says gator has some good points... This is pure suffering...
⦁ Bibble is worried about gold diggers coming for his crypto.
⦁ Ralph asks about the odysee streaming. He says that its rolling out to beta testers.
⦁ Bibble has serious questions. 1) superchats. In development according to the Odysee guy. They'll be called hyperchats. 2) poor people iphone support? They're looking into it but its hard so probably not.
⦁ CFO copes that the coverage in the (((media))) has been positive.
⦁ Odysee CFO takes his leave. I think Warski wandered in at some point but I'm not sure.
⦁ Yup. Warski's there. As retarded as ever.
⦁ Ralph tries to give his best take on how LBRY will eventually sort itself out and people in the US will be able to buy it soon.
⦁ More super stickers. Bibble dips out before the fat EMT part is finished.
⦁ Ralph and Warski start talking about Red Dead 2.
⦁ Ralph shills his Pateron and gives a super shout out to the Subscribe star people.
⦁ Back to the EMT clip. We can't see it though, maybe its for the best.
⦁ Ralph looks so disinterested. For a while he was on his phone and his hat covered his eyes, all you could see was his nose, pouty mouth and chunt.
⦁ Warski interrupts to lets people know the astrazeneca jab was suspended in leafland. Not sure if legit.
⦁ Ralph spergs about Canada and Gator sings a little song.
⦁ Culture war says that he was a life guard for a bit. Gator asks about what certs you get trying to sound smart using their three letter abbreviations.
⦁ Ralph bitches that the fat EMT cut the lawyer off. Ralph a master of court room decorum is he?
⦁ Warski tries to say something about how the Chauvin lawyer was doing like good cop and bad cop as one guy. This is your brain on coke ladies and guntlemen.
⦁ Ralph brays he has over 1000 viewers with only 666 viewers in chat.
⦁ Gator tries to cut in but his audio shitting the bed prevents us from hearing what he said.
⦁ EMT is so burnt she didn't remember what time she showed up after she was told what time she was there literally 10 seconds ago. This woman is an EMT?
⦁ The fat EMT video is still playing at midnight. Laywer questions her if she knows how to use NARCAN. She does. She states she's never not had NARCAN on her while working.
⦁ Fat EMT goes onto say she called the cops arresting Floyd bitches.
⦁ Ralph has resorted to making walrus or sea lion noises.
⦁ Gator hits the soundboard with a Trump clip about taking coats with no context.
⦁ Ralph pauses his video to yell at the fat EMT like she'll answer. Gator goes onto say they can get you with the smallest detail you fuck up and "just hammer you with it"
⦁ Tardski plugs his his shit. He can't say criminal. He goes over some Dope District mischief. Crashing al-anon meetings. James Charles is going after 15 year old boys and Warski is covering it.
⦁ Ralph moves onto a Matt Gatez story about the guy fucking an underage girl who was 17. Culture War and Ralph go on to say its legal most of the US. he advises you just wait until you're 18.
⦁ Gator says that if she can't drink just wait. Maybe the smartest thing he's ever said.
⦁ Ralph goes back to the clip of the fat EMT. Ralph thinks its the best cross examination he's ever seen.
⦁ Ralph yells for no reason, gator hits the sound board with some megadrive SFX
⦁ Ralph says he might be live in the morning finishing the fat EMT testimony.
⦁ Gator hits the soundboard again as Ralph says he'll be on 10am EST.
⦁ Ralph reads out a few more super potions worth pennies. He gets Culture war to shill his shit.
⦁ Ralph mutters as he looks for an article he wanted to go over but couldn't find it.
⦁ Ralph pulls up a Donga clip; then spergs at Donga that he got raped as a kid by his dad and probably has AIDs.
⦁ Cut to the shitty outro song. Thank fuck its over.
I'm not sure I'll be able to snipe that. Early shift at the moose assembly / disassembly plant. Would
@Burger Fox feel like blowing the dust off their OBS?
