Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Georgie Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow / "Pissminge" / Z3R6 / Echo - Pisswhore, liar, future fed, faildoxxer, swatter, Imageboard apostate, sektur bicycle, sock enthusiast, linked her nudes to a 14 year old, cut "Josh Moon" into her thighs, genuine cautionary tale about wanting Internet fame, Torswats orbiter, drug addict

[Swerf'n'Terf]

The Lanesborough Hotel (Hyde Park Corner, London SW1X 7TA) - The Lanes. Also, Brent cross area is a good general indication of area. Anyway, why would I bother PMing a Moderator when everyone here is enjoying all this? Pretty sure Elaine confirmed it earlier in DMs to someone ~ on another note, I've had Elaine spam me with personal messages this morning on here.

Thanks, appreciate the clarification. So am I right in thinking she lives in the borough of Brent?

If you're really from Belgravia, do you think Elaine has a problem with you because you live in proper upper class London?

Ideally you would verify your identity with a mod so we can be sure you are who you say. Until that happens people will assume you're lying. I'm not sure what they use to verify but I do know it would be kept private.

Edit to avoid doublepost: @Queck Yes to Borough of Brent too? I just wanna know how posh she is! And frankly there's fuck all posh about Brent apart from that tiny bit of Maida Vale (potentially posh, anyway).

Also, please verify, I want to believe.

 

[Queck]

Thanks, appreciate the clarification. So am I right in thinking she lives in the borough of Brent?

Ideally you would verify your identity with a mod so we can be sure you are who you say. Until that happens people will assume you're lying. I'm not sure what they use to verify but I do know it would be kept private.

Thanks, appreciate the clarification. So am I right in thinking she lives in the borough of Brent?

If you're really from Belgravia, do you think Elaine has a problem with you because you live in proper upper class London?

Ideally you would verify your identity with a mod so we can be sure you are who you say. Until that happens people will assume you're lying. I'm not sure what they use to verify but I do know it would be kept private.

Thanks, appreciate the clarification. So am I right in thinking she lives in the borough of Brent?

If you're really from Belgravia, do you think Elaine has a problem with you because you live in proper upper class London?

Ideally you would verify your identity with a mod so we can be sure you are who you say. Until that happens people will assume you're lying. I'm not sure what they use to verify but I do know it would be kept private.

Yes.

I believe she has a problem with any one who doesn't accept her facade and 'personsality', especially those who actually have the life style in which she so badly wants, clearly shown by her extreme antics used to obtain fame.. She had issues with close friends and associates of mine, once she meets someone with the life she wants; she'll stop at nothing to 'inject' herself into. Such as trying to obtain some sort of status by associating herself with their friends, she becomes that weird stalker girl who can't get what she wants.

 

[Cydonia]

Does anybody have any idea what might be the possible rationale for her terrible ID photoshop? Usually people edit themselves to be older, not the other way around. The only possibility that comes to my mind is that she wanted to make people feel bad thinking they are ganging up on some poor underage kid, but there might be some other angle I'm not seeing here.

 

[Queck]

Does anybody have any idea what might be the possible rationale for her terrible ID photoshop? Usually people edit themselves to be older, not the other way around. The only possibility that comes to my mind is that she wanted to make people feel bad thinking they are ganging up on some poor underage kid, but there might be some other angle I'm not seeing here.

She's trying to make it look like she's a minor, then she can flip all of this into 'Minor cyber bullied, doxxed and attacked ' or something.

You can clearly see there's no detail around the '04' on the passport. She's started to learn how to drive and has a provisional about a year ago so I don't know how she thinks that's going to work.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Does anybody have any idea what might be the possible rationale for her terrible ID photoshop? Usually people edit themselves to be older, not the other way around. The only possibility that comes to my mind is that she wanted to make people feel bad thinking they are ganging up on some poor underage kid, but there might be some other angle I'm not seeing here.

Probably wanted to claim she was underage to get the thread taken down.


Edit|: Ninja'd. But yeah, that's the only plausible reason. Women like her are the pits. Instead of copping to being a gigantic fucking tard who is spazzing out because she wants to be "like a totes inlooooeeennccceerrrr guise!!!!" she will frame this as "OMG I was like totes boolied on t'internet because am poor wikkile giwwie!!!"

Money on that stupid bint running sobbing and crying to GMB to pain herself as a victim or something. That said, if her claims of being a "PPE supplier" are true, then she should be careful. In Bongistan at the moment there's a real glut of hatred for Matt Hanock, the health secretary giving out contracts to mates to people with no experience in tendering such contracts. If Elaine profitted from this she should shut her gob because there's no love lost between the public and people who have gobbled Hancock's dick for sweet sweet contracts.

 

[Queck]

I've got her in my Instagram DMs spamming me with how much of a pathetic person I am apparently.

She just doesn't stop.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I've got her in my Instagram DMs spamming me with how much of a pathetic person I am apparently.

She just doesn't stop.

Post proof and archive it

 

[Reverend]

I've got her in my Instagram DMs spamming me with how much of a pathetic person I am apparently.

She just doesn't stop.

Never pozload my neghole chief. You are asking for pain.

 

[Queck]

Post proof and archive it

https://imgur.com/a/YdqHV4N She just doesn't stop, I feel sorry for her delusion. Half the voice messages were her begging me to stop posting and sharing pictures and stuff about her and then making threats about reporting me to the FBI

E - https://archive.is/z8NZM

 

[NyQuilninja]

https://imgur.com/a/YdqHV4N She just doesn't stop, I feel sorry for her delusion. Half the voice messages were her begging me to stop posting and sharing pictures and stuff about her and then making threats about reporting me to the FBI

Post it here in the thread and archive it for now on. If you could it helps preserve and document the lolcow.
If you have more information document that as well.
I know your new so I'm trying to help

 

[Queck]

Post it here in the thread and archive it for now on. If you could it helps preserve and document the lolcow.
If you have more information document that as well.
I know your new so I'm trying to help

Will do later, on my phone and cba to add one by one.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Will do later, on my phone and cba to add one by one.

Well, confirmed or not, I'll give you that this whole debacle is pure grade entertainment!

She's doing a great job convincing me that the high end education isn't worth the paper the paper that paid for it; I'm a thorough bred autie pleb with a thorough plebucation and I reckon I could outclass this chavy wannabe. She's certainly not well read.

Mind you, us working class know our place from the get go and if there's any semblance of a brain in us we learn to work around that or with it for survival sake. If she'd been born in at the absolute bottom of the barrel she'd be already be dead and quietly used as an example to other young women about how not to be. I met plenty of girls like her in my childhood; some still drop by the shop trying to sell their stolen goods for drugs.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Will do later, on my phone and cba to add one by one.

Ok as long as your actively saving and archiving. post it later and thanks.
One of the most important things we can do is documenting.often important bits of information gets lost otherwise

 

[Gone Ham]

Does anybody have any idea what might be the possible rationale for her terrible ID photoshop? Usually people edit themselves to be older, not the other way around. The only possibility that comes to my mind is that she wanted to make people feel bad thinking they are ganging up on some poor underage kid, but there might be some other angle I'm not seeing here.

Autism. That’s why. Also to try to get us to remove the thread

edit: quek, I’d try to contact null or a mod to get verified just to confirm you’re real. I don’t doubt you are who you say you are, but better safe than sorry

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Will do later, on my phone and cba to add one by one.

Please tell me you have enough Andrex to deal with sitting yourself with LOLs just now? None of that supermarket ownbrand, trust me your backside will tank you for it.

Honestly though, archive it all when you get a chance, let the LOLs live on forevermoar.


Also, KEK
>Wants to go into Politcs
> too fucking stupid to understand that the FBI has literally fuck all jurisdiction over people ripping the piss out of her on T'Interwebs.


I would suggest she goes full @escandalo and just goes very, very quiet for a bit. Or not, dis milk be guuddd.


Further edit: Goddamn the snobbery and depression shaming there. That's just wow, I wonder if her Mummy and Daddy know she likes to shame people for not having wealthy parents like her? No political party is going to publicly want to form any kind of relationship with her. Maybe the Greens or Lib Dems? They took in Ashton "Daddy was a pedo and had a kiddiewinkie tied up in the attic to touch them in the no no place, my fiance also wanks to thought of fucking kids" Challoner.



'Nother edit: @Queck: You probably know this already, but in case you don't, screenshot every single thing she sends you. She has been barraging you with messages, and now asks you to leave her alone? She initiated contact and is nor pursuing you, *if* that silly little bint decides to pester a brief with her slapfight woes, what you have is a great rebuttal. Like I say, probably teaching you to suck eggs, but it's always a good idea.

 

[rat rajaratnam]

Ok as long as your actively saving and archiving. post it later and thanks.
One of the most important things we can do is documenting.often important bits of information gets lost otherwise

this. the Farms is first and foremost an archival website. we just happen to archive the antics of weirdos and stupid people who broadcast themselves online. frankly I think the Farms does the world a service even though everyone hates us, as all an employer has to do is google someone and unless google has curated the search results their online history will be neatly documented in an OP. that way psychopaths and idiots aren't getting opportunities they don't deserve and everyone is rightly avoidant of them, unless it's to point and laugh. my advice to @Queck - read the archiving guidelines Null has posted and archive every single screenshot/video/anything Elaine-related that you have to offer. another piece of advice- don't be a cow tipper or a poop toucher. I realize this is a little different in your case as you have met her in person and the nature of your relationship to her is different than ours. but lolcows produce milk whether they are stimulated or not, and she seems to really dislike you so she will continue bothering you even if you don't engage. just smile, wave, archive and upload friend

 

[Queck]

Autism. That’s why. Also to try to get us to remove the thread

edit: quek, I’d try to contact null or a mod to get verified just to confirm you’re real. I don’t doubt you are who you say you are, but better safe than sorry

Alrighty, will send him a DM.

this. the Farms is first and foremost an archival website. we just happen to archive the antics of weirdos and stupid people who broadcast themselves online. frankly I think the Farms does the world a service even though everyone hates us, as all an employer has to do is google someone and unless google has curated the search results their online history will be neatly documented in an OP. that way psychopaths and idiots aren't getting opportunities they don't deserve and everyone is rightly avoidant of them, unless it's to point and laugh. my advice to @Queck - read the archiving guidelines Null has posted and archive every single screenshot/video/anything Elaine-related that you have to offer. another piece of advice- don't be a cow tipper or a poop toucher. I realize this is a little different in your case as you have met her in person and the nature of your relationship to her is different than ours. but lolcows produce milk whether they are stimulated or not, and she seems to really dislike you so she will continue bothering you even if you don't engage. just smile, wave, archive and upload friend

Could you tag me or DM the thread with the guidelines? Would appreciate it, will give it all a read.

 

[Actually Christian Bale]

https://imgur.com/a/YdqHV4N She just doesn't stop, I feel sorry for her delusion. Half the voice messages were her begging me to stop posting and sharing pictures and stuff about her and then making threats about reporting me to the FBI

LOL what a little tit. She spams you and then tries to turn it around to act like you're harassing her? Elaine pls

 

[Queck]

LOL what a little tit. She spams you and then tries to turn it around to act like you're harassing her? Elaine pls

What else do you expect from her? Ofc she's going to try and contact me first and then make it look like I'm the one harassing her

 

[Fliddaroonie]

What else do you expect from her? Ofc she's going to try and contact me first and then make it look like I'm the one harassing her

Fuck you, I only have so many mouthfuls of tea to spit out,


Serioously though, what a stupid bint.



Also, if you didn't want to trouble Null, @Queck, you could contact the mods for BP instead? Entirely up to you though. Mods are mostly friendly and helpful.