Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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Well since Lily brought up skin tone and insecurities about being pale.

I wanted to compare puppets to selfies. Went with what could be found through google image search.

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If she was getting her color palettes from earlier selfies then the mismatch could be excused, but I’m sure it was intentional. However, it’s not as brown-faced (to borrow an SJW term) as I thought.

I have to imagine she wouldn’t like it if people went off her selfies for fanart rather than the puppets though.
 
Well since Lily brought up skin tone and insecurities about being pale.

I wanted to compare puppets to selfies. Went with what could be found through google image search.


If she was getting her color palettes from earlier selfies then the mismatch could be excused, but I’m sure it was intentional. However, it’s not as brown-faced (to borrow an SJW term) as I thought.

I have to imagine she wouldn’t like it if people went off her selfies for fanart rather than the puppets though.
How does she manage to have such shitty lighting in each photo? If she actually went outside during day light and took a picture then we could accurately tell her skin tone especially if it was a picture with her arms in it. The underside of your arm is the most accurate to your true skin tone as any makeup user will tell you. If she goes outside and her inner arms are pale as shit, she's white.

Another problem other than the lighting is it looks like she's wearing make up in all 3 pictures and especially in the third (the best lit) one. In fact the third picture look like she slathered on foundation/cover up on her face because it stands out as very yellow when compared to her neck and arms. Granted if she actually knew how to apply makeup well she could actually make herself look like an attractive woman through contouring and optical illusions. At the very least she could shave/pluck her eyebrows as they have a bit to do with how feminine your features come off.
 
Honestly, this is so OOC that it's almost hilarious. You know that old George Carlin joke about "You think rape can't be funny? Imagine Porkey Pig raping Elmur Fudd and tell me you didn't crack a smile"? Yeah, it's a bit like that.

Though some people would argue otherwise, I think the fact that Lily is trying to depict this pathetic piece of literature as actual drama makes it even funnier. Anduin especially is so different from his canon counterpart I can help but imagine this version of him with an evil mustache, twisting it villainously every time he does something evil. This whole thing reads like some sort of shitty propaganda piece a Blood-Elf drummed up while completely piss drunk with Anevey just being a figment of their imagination. In fact, that's what this story is now and you can't tell me otherwise.
I mean, that's the main reason The Room is so famously funny. It's trying to be dramatic, but it fails so spectacularly at being a drama that it becomes a farce--an unintentional parody of the very thing it tried to be.

This particular chapter is coming off in the exact same way. It's so pathetic in its attempts to be emotional and dark that it morphs into comedy. It's HILARIOUS to imagine such a good guy, straight-laced character being so dastardly he regularly uses his mind-control powers to take advantage of women.

It's the equivalent of some Star Wars fan cracking a joke about Obi-Wan using a Jedi mindtrick to get laid. It's a joke and Lily wants you to believe this joke is incredibly intense, serious and CANON to the series in question.

I dunno, I'm just saying that's she's asking a LOT if she expects people to take any of this seriously. At least, anyone outside her sycophants to take seriously.
 
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Reminder that in the actual lore of the game, Anduin sees Jaina as his aunt, and if I recall has directly referred to her as Aunt Jaina at least once in the books.
“Then why is she perched on the arm of your throne like a courtesan?” Silysa demanded.
“Well I am not about to have her stand the whole time while I am performing my duties,” Anduin said dismissively. “That would just be cruel.”
“And the dress!?” Jaina pressed, pointing at the revealing dress Anevay was wearing.
Anduin looked the blood elf up and down for a moment. “It’s hardly anything scandalous,” he said. “I seem to recall you dressing very similarly in the past, Auntie.”
 
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She streaming right now with Nellie bc Nellie is stapled to Lily's dick these days.

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sexual comments are fine possible minors that are watching for KH content!!! :cryblood:

Why does your voice sound like that? Bc it's lily real voice and she's under the delusion that everyone thinks it's her "stage voice" she has to put on for work.

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Who is Nellie again?
Anyway, here's the full recorded stream.
 
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Who is Nellie again?
Anyway, here's the full recorded stream.
https://nellie-dritz-official.tumblr.com/
She's one of Lily's close orbiters. She's a mod on the Sylvanas discord server. She's another transwoman in her mid-late 20's and in my opinion at the very least, seems like she wants to date Lily. At the very least she's desperate for her attention as most of her reblogs and opinions revolve around Lily.

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https://nellie-dritz-official.tumblr.com/
She's one of Lily's close orbiters. She's a mod on the Sylvanas discord server. She's another transwoman in her mid-late 20's and in my opinion at the very least, seems like she wants to date Lily. At the very least she's desperate for her attention as most of her reblogs and opinions revolve around Lily.

Wants to date Liliana but doesn't? I wonder what's stopping Liliana from just dating her, just one more artists to use without paying, since she's so proud to be polyamory and free.

My bet goes towards Nellie being too old for her taste.
 
“Then why is she perched on the arm of your throne like a courtesan?” Silysa demanded.
“Well I am not about to have her stand the whole time while I am performing my duties,” Anduin said dismissively. “That would just be cruel.”
“And the dress!?” Jaina pressed, pointing at the revealing dress Anevay was wearing.
Anduin looked the blood elf up and down for a moment. “It’s hardly anything scandalous,” he said. “I seem to recall you dressing very similarly in the past, Auntie.”
Like, I get that Lily is putting this in to try and show just how truly, utterly awful Anduin is... But this just comes off, yet again, as one of her kinks. I guess the people that actually read this for enjoyment, all two of them, would never really know or question. But this is coming from the person that wrote a short story about a young girl lusting after her mother. Not to even mention those totally real neighbors that were incestuous lesbians.
 
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She's one of Lily's close orbiters. She's a mod on the Sylvanas discord server. She's another transwoman in her mid-late 20's and in my opinion at the very least, seems like she wants to date Lily. At the very least she's desperate for her attention as most of her reblogs and opinions revolve around Lily.

Better improve her drawing skills.
Lily only tolerates clingers-on if they're willing to draw her getting fucked by dogs.
 
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Just a little bit of 6 am gaslighting with her breakfast.
Didn't Jerry just say like a week ago that people only pretend that he has a really shitty reputation in circles that aren't his own? And here he is agreeing that he has a really shitty reputation in circles that aren't his own, with a side of poisoning the well, making his critics out to be actual mental patients lmfao
 
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At least she admits being autistic instead of trying to hide it.
This is like Onision at this point. If you deflect criticism by saying your detractors are just mentally unhinged, it probably means you have no other rational way of grappling with their criticism. It must be a problem with them, not you.
And I love the "just go to therapy I'm so concerned" act.
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There's some sideboob I didn't need to see today.
You know, if the entire comic had this consistent tone I don't think anyone would complain. But instead we get mindrape arcs and illegal half breed babies.
 
Why literally all humans have to be paired with a Gardvoir and why Gardevoir is always kinda of a creep who doesn't understand boundaries? Is that supposed to be inherent to their species or Liliana think this kind of dinamic is endearing for anyone?
Marah has barely any personality as it is (whimsical sweet third wheel girlfriend is not a personality) and Mikaila even less (Liliana's girlfriend with "funny" moments of mental retardation is no one either), if that is even possible, despite the fact she has been there the longest. Maybe if you weren't such a shit writer purely concentrated on fill your pokephilic fetish and only ever cared about the toxic codependent pairing or the insipid unfunny "babu" moments, someone could possibly care about anyone else.
 
Why literally all humans have to be paired with a Gardvoir and why Gardevoir is always kinda of a creep who doesn't understand boundaries? Is that supposed to be inherent to their species or Liliana think this kind of dinamic is endearing for anyone?
Marah has barely any personality as it is (whimsical sweet third wheel girlfriend is not a personality) and Mikaila even less (Liliana's girlfriend with "funny" moments of mental retardation is no one either), if that is even possible, despite the fact she has been there the longest. Maybe if you weren't such a shit writer purely concentrated on fill your pokephilic fetish and only ever cared about the toxic codependent pairing or the insipid unfunny "babu" moments, someone could possibly care about anyone else.
Armchair psychologist moment: I see Gardevoir as Lily's anthropomorphizing her autism and the worst traits of herself to cope with being herself. Think about it, G is quick to anger and unrepentant in her wants no matter the consequences.

Or she gets off on pokemon.

Anyway, Lizzy raped her now.

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Why literally all humans have to be paired with a Gardvoir and why Gardevoir is always kinda of a creep who doesn't understand boundaries? Is that supposed to be inherent to their species or Liliana think this kind of dinamic is endearing for anyone?
Marah has barely any personality as it is (whimsical sweet third wheel girlfriend is not a personality) and Mikaila even less (Liliana's girlfriend with "funny" moments of mental retardation is no one either), if that is even possible, despite the fact she has been there the longest. Maybe if you weren't such a shit writer purely concentrated on fill your pokephilic fetish and only ever cared about the toxic codependent pairing or the insipid unfunny "babu" moments, someone could possibly care about anyone else.

There's a number of reasons for that, tl;dr reason below;

Because Gardevoir is Lily's favorite Pokemon and the only one she can bring herself to care about now that's she fallen out of interest with the franchise. If you want even more evidence of this outside of the comic (and have absolutely nothing better to do with your time) check out her wiki on the Mad House and look at how much she's written about the other 1000 Pokemon and see how much it absolutely pales in comparison to the things she's written about Gardevoir's alone. Seriously, I'm not exaggerating when I say I've seen other Tumblr art blogs who revolve around a single Pokemon include or involve other Pokemon far more then Poke-mad House. I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that Lily should change the name to "Gardevoir Mad House" at this point as the comic has so little to do with the Pokemon Universe outside of Gardevoir.

It fairly obvious that Lily has a thing for Gardevoirs (or at least thier design) and generally likes their powers and what they're capable off, but doesn't like the actual lore behind the Pokemon, so the comic is her way of bringing what she wants Gardevoir to be to life. It's also clear, from looking at the interests she has throughout her time on the internet (WoW, MLP, Star Wars, SU, ect.) that she tends to enjoy fantasy settings and stories, be they medieval, sci-fi, urban, or otherwise. Pokemon does has some fantastical elements, but I wouldn't quite call it a straight-up fantasy, it's more of a mis-mash of several types of genre's making it sort of its own thing which doesn't really "do it" enough for Lily. If I could make a guess, Lily seems to be trying to turn "Gardevoir" into a fantasy-style creature that wouldn't be too out of place as a race in World of Warcraft or Star Wars or the like.

She also seems to like Romance orientated stories with a bit of Action thrown in, as shown in pretty much all of her fan fics and general interests. She particularly seems to like the idea of having a strong, bad-ass women as her partner with a bit of a soft side that they only show to her, or a character that she can project onto (as you can see with the Gardevoirs, Sylvanas, Rey), and even depend on her to some level, sometimes to an unnerving degree. They're are different flavor's of this, sure, but all the character's Lily has "waifu-ized" generally share these traits, and that's what make her concept of Gardevoir's so appealing to her and why pretty much every significant Gardevoir is in a relationship, usually with a human.

Anyways Son Goku Baku, let's finally get to the point of your question:

Lily's basically taken apart what a Gardevoir is in the lore and changed or flat out gotten rid of so many important aspects of The Pokemon Universe in her comic and remade Gardevoirs to basically be a "super powered waifu-slave race" that could be fit into any fantasy setting. Gardevoirs design and abilities are appealing yet still simple enough that she can alter, tweek, and/or add to it to suit her tastes of the week, making it easy for her to focus on or come up with new "members" of Gardevoir that suit her liking and ship them with whoever she likes. Though often time Gardevoirs just seem like a place holder or a "different" flavor to various other major characters Lily's into while Lily's looking for a character to fill that niche' or is just looking for a "break" from the main thing (ie: G, the main Gardevoir, is clearly a Sylvanas fill in, I haven't read her Star Wars fic, Marah could be a chubby stand if for "innocent" Rey while the sickly Gardevoir could be "dark jedi" Rey, and I'm sure there's a few others that people could draw comparisons to, I'm not even going to get into what repressed desires Bonnie represents). We haven't seen many more because Lily's probably content with Sylvanas and Rey right now, but give it another year or two and we might see Lily pick up the comic a bit again, unless she finds another franchise that has a girl that suits her taste. Most likely a franchise that many consider have "jumped the shark" so Lily can shove her self-insert into it under the guise of "fixing it".

tl;dr: Lily likes Gardevoirs and always pairs them with people because, through her comic, she's created a world where Gardevoirs serve as her "flavor of the month" fetish-waifu's.
 
Armchair psychologist moment: I see Gardevoir as Lily's anthropomorphizing her autism and the worst traits of herself to cope with being herself. Think about it, G is quick to anger and unrepentant in her wants no matter the consequences.

Or she gets off on pokemon.
I mean, I think the most likely answer is simply that Lilly's 'humor' is very limited and based entirely around surface-level "Wow, that's NOT what you're suppose to do!" drive by jokes rather than a set up leading to a punchline.
 
This is like Onision at this point. If you deflect criticism by saying your detractors are just mentally unhinged, it probably means you have no other rational way of grappling with their criticism. It must be a problem with them, not you.
And I love the "just go to therapy I'm so concerned" act.
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You know, if the entire comic had this consistent tone I don't think anyone would complain. But instead we get mindrape arcs and illegal half breed babies.
i know this can be classified as petty but... this wouldn't be a crack shit. a crack ship literally means shipping 2 characters who have had 0 cannon interaction with each other. they've never spoken, communicated, hell on the extreme end batted an eye or even acknowledged the existence of the other lover-to-be character.

A crack ship would be Twilight sparkle with pearl from steven universe or pinkie pie and Amy rose or some shit. Not 2 'canon' characters who literally breathe the same air as each other and take showers with each other.




also 'reverse colonialism' my arse. You could have gotten Lizzy's name for free but nope, you decided to be an abusive piece of shit about it. all you needed todo was wait a bit. and then yous would have been married but instead, you acted like a desperate wife who 'couldn't wait to be wiv the wove of my life uwu' and then guilting Lizzy by saying 'it cost me 300dollars i aint changing it' so your abusive ass is always linked to Lizzy. people activly mistake her for you and call her terrible things thinking its you. you actively support these witch hunts too. don't lie, you did it out of spite knowing that she'd be smart enough to dump your ass before the wedding so you did the next-best-but also abusive- thing.

'reverse colonialism' my ass. you're pastier than a bedsheet ghost.

also lily using the 'woosh' meme. an outdated Reddit cringe thing from like 2019.
 
There's a number of reasons for that, tl;dr reason below;

Because Gardevoir is Lily's favorite Pokemon and the only one she can bring herself to care about now that's she fallen out of interest with the franchise. If you want even more evidence of this outside of the comic (and have absolutely nothing better to do with your time) check out her wiki on the Mad House and look at how much she's written about the other 1000 Pokemon and see how much it absolutely pales in comparison to the things she's written about Gardevoir's alone. Seriously, I'm not exaggerating when I say I've seen other Tumblr art blogs who revolve around a single Pokemon include or involve other Pokemon far more then Poke-mad House. I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that Lily should change the name to "Gardevoir Mad House" at this point as the comic has so little to do with the Pokemon Universe outside of Gardevoir.

It fairly obvious that Lily has a thing for Gardevoirs (or at least thier design) and generally likes their powers and what they're capable off, but doesn't like the actual lore behind the Pokemon, so the comic is her way of bringing what she wants Gardevoir to be to life. It's also clear, from looking at the interests she has throughout her time on the internet (WoW, MLP, Star Wars, SU, ect.) that she tends to enjoy fantasy settings and stories, be they medieval, sci-fi, urban, or otherwise. Pokemon does has some fantastical elements, but I wouldn't quite call it a straight-up fantasy, it's more of a mis-mash of several types of genre's making it sort of its own thing which doesn't really "do it" enough for Lily. If I could make a guess, Lily seems to be trying to turn "Gardevoir" into a fantasy-style creature that wouldn't be too out of place as a race in World of Warcraft or Star Wars or the like.

She also seems to like Romance orientated stories with a bit of Action thrown in, as shown in pretty much all of her fan fics and general interests. She particularly seems to like the idea of having a strong, bad-ass women as her partner with a bit of a soft side that they only show to her, or a character that she can project onto (as you can see with the Gardevoirs, Sylvanas, Rey), and even depend on her to some level, sometimes to an unnerving degree. They're are different flavor's of this, sure, but all the character's Lily has "waifu-ized" generally share these traits, and that's what make her concept of Gardevoir's so appealing to her and why pretty much every significant Gardevoir is in a relationship, usually with a human.

Anyways Son Goku Baku, let's finally get to the point of your question:

Lily's basically taken apart what a Gardevoir is in the lore and changed or flat out gotten rid of so many important aspects of The Pokemon Universe in her comic and remade Gardevoirs to basically be a "super powered waifu-slave race" that could be fit into any fantasy setting. Gardevoirs design and abilities are appealing yet still simple enough that she can alter, tweek, and/or add to it to suit her tastes of the week, making it easy for her to focus on or come up with new "members" of Gardevoir that suit her liking and ship them with whoever she likes. Though often time Gardevoirs just seem like a place holder or a "different" flavor to various other major characters Lily's into while Lily's looking for a character to fill that niche' or is just looking for a "break" from the main thing (ie: G, the main Gardevoir, is clearly a Sylvanas fill in, I haven't read her Star Wars fic, Marah could be a chubby stand if for "innocent" Rey while the sickly Gardevoir could be "dark jedi" Rey, and I'm sure there's a few others that people could draw comparisons to, I'm not even going to get into what repressed desires Bonnie represents). We haven't seen many more because Lily's probably content with Sylvanas and Rey right now, but give it another year or two and we might see Lily pick up the comic a bit again, unless she finds another franchise that has a girl that suits her taste. Most likely a franchise that many consider have "jumped the shark" so Lily can shove her self-insert into it under the guise of "fixing it".

tl;dr: Lily likes Gardevoirs and always pairs them with people because, through her comic, she's created a world where Gardevoirs serve as her "flavor of the month" fetish-waifu's.
Gardevoir is, by and large, the single most sexualized pokemon in existence.

Like, this shit isn't that deep. Lily just jerks off to Gardevoir like all the other people who say Gardevoir is their favorite pokemon.
 
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