The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[NyQuilninja]

If they were smart (and each 100 pounds lighter) though, they’d buy a sedan or something like that for good mileage to go pick up groceries and shit. But no, that makes too much sense, so they’ll just go with gas guzzling rides. Hell, they’d buy an electric vehicle before they would buy a sedan, and I’d love to see them try to charge an electric car on their terrible grid.

You actually do need 4 wheel or all wheel drive when living in Colorado. Hower a jeep compass (trailhawk) or a Toyota 4 runner would be just fine and save on gas

 

[Gone Ham]

You actually do need 4 wheel or all wheel drive when living in Colorado. Hower a jeep compass (trailhawk) or a Toyota 4 runner would be just fine and save on gas

They could’ve gotten a Subaru WRX and have more fun tbh

 

[Bender]

They also have a 2015 Chevy Silverado 2500 HD 4x4 they bought in May 2020 (10 months ago)...

Well that explains why they bought a new car, even a 26-year-old Ford would be more reliable than a Chevy, lol.

 

[AnOminous]

08/06/20	Help our Trans Haven Alpaca Ranch Grow Phase 2 (Archive)	$106,365
06/01/20	Housing Expansion Urgently Needed (Archive)	$10,400
04/18/20	Emergency Help To Repair Our Home Solar System (Archive)	$6,206
03/13/20	Help Us Fix Our Ranch Vehicle (Archive)	$1,555
01/20/20	Help our Trans haven alpaca ranch move and thrive! (Archive)	$789
10/22/18	Renovations and Upgrades for our forever home! (Archive)	$9,357
		$134,672

Less than $10k away from hitting the last stretch goal. What's the next grift going to be?

Announcing an April start date for the Earthship was probably premeditated, but now "Help our mysteriously sick and dying animals" seems as likely.

These grifting scum get all this fucking money while these animals are neglected, starving, giving birth to dying newborns? God these fuckers are utter subhumans. Any man mentally diseased enough to chop off his own cock shouldn't be allowed the care and custody of any other living being.

The fact that they don't even know how many of their ewes are pregnant or when their due dates are points heavily to a grifter neglecting animals as soon as they are inconvenient.

These troons are nothing more than animal hoarders. A demented granny hoarding cats would be arrested for shit less bad than these cock-chopped perverted fucks are doing.

But no, that makes too much sense, so they’ll just go with gas guzzling rides.

They wouldn't be troons without cutting off their dicks and then blowing immense amounts of money on substitutes like their guns and their four wheel drive prosthetic penis.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

The fact that people calling them out for the treatment of their animals got called transphobic makes me pretty MOTI.

Its not anything -phobic to ask that someone who has decided to take a life that depends on them into their home/property is committed to taking care of it. If straight white male ranchers had animals in this state people would be calling for blood assuming they knew about it.

 

[Gone Ham]

The fact that people calling them out for the treatment of their animals got called transphobic makes me pretty MOTI.

Its not anything -phobic to ask that someone who has decided to take a life that depends on them into their home/property is committed to taking care of it. If straight white male ranchers had animals in this state people would be calling for blood assuming they knew about it.

100% agreed. They don't give a fuck about the animals, they just want to coom in them, along with treating them like stuffed animals and not giving a single shit about what actual farmers think of this insanity. They're stuck in the strongest echo chamber in existence because the blockchain just deletes anyone who speaks the fucking truth. And the worst part? They'll blame Earl and his air compressor for any casualties of the animals because why the fuck not? The grift must go on! The only way this ends is a Jonestown situation with the animals, or they are arrested for animal abuse. Sadly these fucks will have the animal Jonestown before they get arrested, and they'll just grift for more poor animals again when it happens. There's a special layer of hell for these fucks, and I can't wait for them to reap what they sow.
Rate me MATI because I deserve it, but fuck the tranch

 

[NyQuilninja]

They could’ve gotten a Subaru WRX and have more fun tbh

they claim to be honest and true lesbians so it fits the brand lifestyle

 

[Pizdec]

The fact that people calling them out for the treatment of their animals got called transphobic makes me pretty MOTI.

Its not anything -phobic to ask that someone who has decided to take a life that depends on them into their home/property is committed to taking care of it. If straight white male ranchers had animals in this state people would be calling for blood assuming they knew about it.

When the day comes, where Kevin is found dead, Bonnie is hanging from the rafters from a "suicide", and Penny is fighting all the while with the cops and trying to get one to shoot him, and yelling about how "transphobic" they are. When the day comes, where a pile of dead alpacas haphazardly buried in the field, dogs with blood on their muzzles from having eaten into the carrion out of desperation, dead and dying chickens skewed about as the cops are forced to put down the dogs. When the day comes where the troons on Twitter, on Discord, on whatever continue to cry out Transphobia as their last and only defense, no one, not even the gays, the lesbians, the furries, or the POCs will defend them anymore.

When that day comes, I will smile, and I will never stop smiling.

 

[Prolego]

Is that why those lambs look so terrible? I've never seen a lamb so thin and awful looking.

It looks like it was born a bit premature, at least that's what those giant feet suggest to me. But they can usually survive like that if you feed them. Why else would it be bleating like that (the video's on Kevin's thread). It's not saying hello, it's hungry. It really doesn't need a bath before dinner.

And for another clueless troon point, you would normally, as soon as possible after birth, spray what's left of the umbilical cord with iodine to stop germs getting in. It's pretty obvious when it's been done because the lamb is left with a big iodine coloured splodge on their belly. Instead they let it wander round Kevin's room....

I think this interview has been linked here before. According to that, the lambs are going to be sold. It's just they rather coyly call it "selling them to market"

Also, we are getting 23 sheep next week! We will have three rams and 20 good sheep. We’ll shear them for wool and sell lambs to market.

That also confirms that they were responsible for the "original" half-assed fences

We also had to fence the new place entirely before we could move the animals

We might have missed a couple of the inhabitants. This time last year there were apparently 10 Troons living there.

We can handle about ten folks currently and we are full, with a waiting list of 27, so housing is our next goal

In other news, they really are going ahead with the earthship. Just in case we were worried that the thread might die down after the lambing season.

https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1377057018293329922

Meanwhile, questions go unanswered

https://twitter.com/ErieKnights/status/1377272541962772481

 

[Dilligaff]

they claim to be honest and true lesbians so it fits the brand lifestyle

Wouldn't it more likely be an Outback or a Forester then?

 

[White Devil]

Wouldn't it more likely be an Outback or a Forester then?

Would definitely be a Forrester. Have personally confirmed this.

 

[Miss Misery]

Walking is not an achievement for precocial animals like sheep. They're prey, which means they have to be able to run away as soon as they're born. The fact that they're celebrating a lamb's ability to walk means there is something seriously wrong on the tranch (no big surprise).

Especially when they could easily look this shit up online (if Kevin wasn't hogging all the electricity and bandwidth). ESPECIALLY since they should have looked it up BEFORE they got the fucking sheep.

https://agriculturalwithdrlindsay.com/2017/02/01/what-happens-after-a-baby-lamb-is-born/

http://www.sheep101.info/201/newborns.html

http://www.sheepscreek.com/rural/lambing.html

https://thisnzlife.co.nz/12-things-need-know-lambing/

Read those four links and you'll know more about lambing than all of the troons put together.

 

[space marine 0434]

If they were smart (and each 100 pounds lighter) though, they’d buy a sedan or something like that for good mileage to go pick up groceries and shit. But no, that makes too much sense, so they’ll just go with gas guzzling rides. Hell, they’d buy an electric vehicle before they would buy a sedan, and I’d love to see them try to charge an electric car on their terrible grid.

how bout a secondhand subaru

 

[NyQuilninja]

Wouldn't it more likely be an Outback or a Forester then?

Me thinks It's any Subaru in general

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Would definitely be a Forrester. Have personally confirmed this.

To be fair Foresters are quite good. Except for the Diesel engine models which were popular in Europe until owners found out how crappy that engine was.

 

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

They bought a new truck.
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Any halfway decent shade tree mechanic can keep one of those running forever. Especially the with the 7.3 powerstroke it’s considered one of the best small truck Diesel engines ever built. They were the last generation you could probably work on yourself. But knowing the tranch they will probably fuck this up too.

 

[White Devil]

To be fair Foresters are quite good. Except for the Diesel engine models which were popular in Europe until owners found out how crappy that engine was.

Never said they were bad, just confirmation biased that lesbians buy them.

 

[“Fun”times]

Any halfway decent shade tree mechanic can keep one of those running forever. Especially the with the 7.3 powerstroke it’s considered one of the best small truck Diesel engines ever built. They were the last generation you could probably work on yourself. But knowing the tranch they will probably fuck this up too.

I’m more concerned about the Chevy Silverado, 2015 model they own. Here’s the Kelly blue book of all known recalls. Add to the fact that AC goes out easily in any Chevy product combined with the Colorado heat their inability to fix/ care for anything and their infected stink ditches soiling the trucks interior, that truck will be lucky to end up a salvage title.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

add to the fact that AC easily in any Chevy product combined with the Colorado heat and their infected stink ditches

Conceptualize the odor.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

Conceptualize the odor.

Imagine the upholstery.