The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Kobra_Kommander]

Wokelandia

Woke-anda*

 

[Comandante Marcos]

Woke-anda*

You're right. My bad. Wokeanda it is.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

This is fucking sheep husbandry 101.

I promise you that each of those men is a husband to at least one sheep.

 

[White Devil]

That '95 Ford is going to break down immediately and I doubt any of those cockless losers have any mechanical aptitude. Looking forward to reading posts about transphobic mechanics refusing to help them for free.

 

[Gone Ham]

That '95 Ford is going to break down immediately and I doubt any of those cockless losers have any mechanical aptitude. Looking forward to reading posts about transphobic mechanics refusing to help them for free.

Earl and his marauding gang of transphobic nazi mechanics run all auto shops in the state, so you bet your ass they’ll bitch and moan

 

[White Devil]

Here's a tip about 20+ year old vehicles: They are absolute fucking money pits. It doesn't matter what condition they're in, something is always going to break and have to be fixed.

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

They are fucking literally using a grift to grift. That is amazing...

Looking forward to seeing if they can add any more levels and make a griftception worthy of the name.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Which one of you went cow tipping?

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Hi @kevin (lol joking I hope)

Here's a tip about 20+ year old vehicles: They are absolute fucking money pits. It doesn't matter what condition they're in, something is always going to break and have to be fixed.

You keep a 20 year old vehicle either

• out of absolute necessity
• as a hobby

and that's it. Most sane people don't just go out and buy a modern classic car-aged banger, only mint condition E30 M3s (just an example don't @ me) as an investment and "normal" retards buy an RX7 to fulfill their autistic dream of creating the first five-rotor Wankel engine and keeping it alive.

This is going to become a prime grifting opportunity for them.

 

[glass_houses]

How many utes do they have now? Is it three? It's excessive for the amount of land they have, unless they're planning to do similar work for extra cash offsite of the Tranch. But then we've all seen their work ethic and relationship building with potential customers so yeah.

@Boris Blank's glass eye is probably right and they bought the new ute outright as another scam.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I was hoping to make an insightful and clever post about the Trancheros hitching carts to the alpacas and riding around the county like the Amish with slightly less facial hair and slightly more genetic defects, but the only supply website I could find uses images the size of postage stamps.

The journey was not entirely fruitless, as I learned:
1. you really need to clean up alpaca poop or risk spreading parasites among your herd
2. this lovely older gentleman has created a leaf blower-powered vacuum to do so

In conclusion, it takes less than ten minutes of dicking around on the web for me, an idiot, to develop much better ideas of what the Tranch could be squandering their windfall on.

 

[Ghostse]

They bought a new truck.
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Spoiler

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Tacticool Trannies pulling up in white ford extended cab trucks
Vultures landing on dead live stock
Trans ranch undersiege
Under MAGA Nazi lockdown
Closeted Chud's going to fuck Trans Ranch Alpacaboy amholes

.....UNLESS YOU DONATE TO OUR GOFUNDME!

Here's a tip about 20+ year old vehicles: They are absolute fucking money pits. It doesn't matter what condition they're in, something is always going to break and have to be fixed.

Counter point, if you have an 80s/90s fleet machine (GMC, Ford's government lines, volvo, can't remember all foreign ones) and you can get access to a service bay and know what you're doing, you can keep that fucker running on pick-a-parts for damn near ever for minimal cash. Once they started moving to "service modules" in the midninties, you're fucked. But unless you were a service mechanic (or know one) who worked on those vehicles, you should only work on your car or one from someone know and trust. Random vehicles off craigslist or the trade-in lot are are guarranteed to have moneypit issues.

Now zero of this applies to the Tranny Bunch who can't even maintain their own living spaces, their livestock, or shower on regular basis.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Sometimes I briefly entertain the idea that Penny is well-meaning and that he loves the animals, but is simply incompetent. But, in reality, he cannot give a fuck if he is neglecting them all to this degree. They're just tools so that he can play out his Tough Independent Lady fantasy.

If/when the lambs die are they going to go silent or blame it on Earl and the boys?

Anyone who loved animals would be invested in the health of the pregnant ewes by making sure they are well fed, safe, and warm over the winter. None of them 'love animals' beyond having a cute baby for social media photos and also having sickly babies to parade around for donations. The fact that they don't even know how many of their ewes are pregnant or when their due dates are points heavily to a grifter neglecting animals as soon as they are inconvenient.

Do they even have a vet come out and examine these animals? None of these posts have mentioned professional veterinary care, and these troons sure as shit aren't competent enough to provide basic medical care on their own like other ranchers can.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Do they even have a vet come out and examine these animals?

Can't do that the local vet is probably one of those maga ninjas who overinflated their tiers. Plus vets cost money. That money could be going towards stuff they really need like transformers, guns, and gadget's that'll break in a few months and need to be replaced. Not to mention medical care for their gaping axe wounds and hormones so they can pretend to be women. Proper nutrition, housing, and medical care for their animals is the last thing they're gonna spend money on.

Edit: Every veterinarian in the area has probably been warned to stay away from the tranch since all they've done since they arrived is antagonize the locals. They'd probably blame him for the animals dying after he examined them. Claiming he killed them on purpose because he's a transphobe. Conveniently leaving out the animals died from disease and malnutrition because they wont take proper care of them. If I was a vet I would refuse to go within five miles of troon walker ranch.

 

[Coily]

Maybe they don't realize conducting ranch business, tending to livestock, is not a sleepover with pizza, ice cream and Smash Bros.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Personally I’m okay with them depleting the funds of other grifters (LA Socialist rifle association? Wow that’s so edgy!) and I agree with everything said about their stupid choice of “new” vehicle and am glad some other rancher was able to pawn off his future problems on them. Guarantee the guy who sold it to them is chuckling at them right now. My only takeaway really is this- them sucking up money from other grifters and stupidity may down the line help normal people- because unless you are an alpaca or a sheep these idiots are basically harmless. They can’t shoot for shit, are remote and surrounded by actual people that can, grift tons of cash based on unicorn fart dreams of making their own quim city which helps the local economy to thrive while they don’t, and in 5 years they will have nothing to show for it all except a superfund site. And the chances are really good they catch a seriously nasty respiratory disease from the flock of deaths. Win win.

 

[The Final Troondown]

That's probably like 15-20lbs of ground judging by the size of the cast iron. It's not even a giant pile of meat, it's two giant piles of meat. It may even be more than 20lbs. You can't even see the level of rice in the pot. They easily have 5x the amount of meat compared to rice for fucking burritos. These fat greasy neets think a burrito is 1-2lbs of meat with some fixins in a tortilla. Not to mention the beans.

the thing is unless they’re buying 30% fat cuts or drenching everything in sauces this isn’t the cause of their obesity
It’s nearly impossible to get fat off protein

I guarantee they each get through 10+ cans of coke or equivalent hfcs sauce a day

 

[Miss Misery]

I'm not entirely sure, I'm not a car sperg. But Autobahn Autobody is pretty much next to Central Autos in Castle Rock CO.
Took a quick look at the site archive
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I can't be sure, but seems a fit. They still have their old trannymobile, so they didn't get money shaved off by turning that in. Also that butch car is also a girl, seems fitting.
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Edit: I'm stupid, bonnie has the exact same photo of the listing on his twitter. So this is the same car they've bought. archive
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And for the people who thought Bonnie looks like a serial killer, this isn't helping. archive
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They also have a 2015 Chevy Silverado 2500 HD 4x4 they bought in May 2020 (10 months ago)...

also disaster struck, the trans flag on the trannywagon broke and only $2,500 will fix it you guies
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That SHOCKINGLY needed $2,500 in repairs 5 months later.

There's also a Dodge Durango, year unknown. (For those who are unaware, a Durango is an SUV.)

Also all of these vehicles get shitty gas mileage.

 

[White Devil]

To be fair, you kind of need a 4x4 truck to live in Colorado. Those things tend to plow through gas regardless.

 

[Gone Ham]

To be fair, you kind of need a 4x4 truck to live in Colorado. Those things tend to plow through gas regardless.

If they were smart (and each 100 pounds lighter) though, they’d buy a sedan or something like that for good mileage to go pick up groceries and shit. But no, that makes too much sense, so they’ll just go with gas guzzling rides. Hell, they’d buy an electric vehicle before they would buy a sedan, and I’d love to see them try to charge an electric car on their terrible grid.

 

[White Devil]

If they were smart (and each 100 pounds lighter) though, they’d buy a sedan or something like that for good mileage to go pick up groceries and shit. But no, that makes too much sense, so they’ll just go with gas guzzling rides. Hell, they’d buy an electric vehicle before they would buy a sedan, and I’d love to see them try to charge an electric car on their terrible grid.

Imagine if they spent all the grift money on a Tesla. That would have been amazing.