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CosplayLori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies
I want to know how Lori gets men. She seems to not know how to move her body in a sensual way. Instead she is twitching and poking at her boobs like she wants to stab through it as well as seizing and twitching. It’s not anything near sexy and if anything it most likely turns people away from subscribing. If I see her do that I would scream call 911!
One thing is universally true of men who find women who present themselves like Lori does appealing: they actually prefer little girls. This is pure pedo bait, end of.
If you don’t see that I don’t know how to help you, son.
The Customer Is Always Wrong?: After getting fired as a brand ambassador by several companies, what's a winning strategy to drum up business and reel in customers? According to Lori, the answer is, "Be a heinous bitch."
IG User: "beep beep I would like to see you without pantyhose I love you baby "
Lori: "bruh that goes against TOS here. You can't figure it out "
The Customer Is Always Right?: Horoscopez Clothing featured Lori on Instagram recently but, after 24 hours, there are still no comments on the post. Horoscopez appears to be one of the few brands still willing to work with her. Given the apathetic customer reaction and Lori's history of abusing people, how long will this endorsement last?
New Nickname: In honor of her pectus excavatum, Lori has added "Pectus-Chan" to her list of nicknames. Untreated medical issues are so kawaii.
Kevin The Fashionista: So hot right now.
"I love being able to express myself through clothing. It's pretty much a hobby by itself" - Kevin
"These shoes match everything!" - Kevin
"Majora's drip, had to jump through time to get some of this stuff. Jacket is by darkerwavs <3 Good luck finding the other pieces lol, my wardrobe is finally about where I want it to be" - teenage hypebeast 27-year-old Kevin
"Derelicte" is not a real style. Stop mocking homeless people, Kevin.
Saber's Saber: Kevin made Lori a prop sword for her Saber cosplay and, yet again, she failed to credit or tag him on social media. It's strange how often that happens. One might get the impression that Lori is using Kevin for his prop making skills...
Witchy Influences:@melty, you asked about Lori's witchy phase. My knowledge about this time is admittedly spotty but I'll share what I know about possible influences during her "Renn Fair Reject" era. The aftermath of the Kou Coup, World of Warcraft, and her relationships with Steven (husband #3) and Rikki seemed to be influential factors during this era.
Following the 2005 Kou Coup, Lori's infamy within the cosplay community was cemented and she struggled to recreate the weeb dictatorship she had with the former Kous. What good is being the one and only Moon Princess if you don't have loyal subjects? By 2009, Lori stepped back from the cosplay community and started playing World of Warcraft. Hmm...I wonder why Lori enjoys playing WoW so much?
LJ User: "Don't you just LOVE Warlocks?"
Lori: "YES. I get to cast from far away and my minions, they protect me. :3"
Varah Lune, Lori's elven death knight character in WoW
Lori cosplaying as Varah Lune
"I love it [Varah's hair] because its the same hairstyle I have. XD. So if I ever want to go to blizzcon... I totally know what I'm doing. :3" - Lori the Skinwalker, 2009
"Finding attractive females that play wow is sometimes a hard thing to do, since we don't exist in that game. <.<. So welcome! XD" - Lori the Attractive Gamer Girl, 2010
Lori signing her name as "Varah Lune" at Beth's Cafe in Seattle, WA in 2017.
Lori: "I was told to come here with this post so its a copy past, sorry to anyone that has already seen it. ^.^; Hello hello, I'm very new to this whole Wow thing so excuse my noob-ness. ::waves:: So I recently started playing two and a half weeks ago[April 2009] and have a lvl 32, 29, and 27 and I'm rather enjoying this game, being one of those that didn't think too highly about it in the past. Thing is I don't like playing alone and all my friends that play are on other servers with high leveled characters and I only really play with my BF but when he is not around to play I have no one and playing alone is sometimes boring. So anyone on Mannoroth have lower level characters on the Horde side ? ;__; <3"
LJ User #1: "I'd give you a jingle, but I'm on Alexstrasza and I'm just a itty bitty level 17 night elf. How did you level up so fast? Maybe I'm just a noob...lol."
LJ User #2:"Yeah, seriously! Wow! o___o I've been playing since January and I have one level 31 and level 22. Mostly owing to lame real life stuff like school and work, but even when I have time to play it seems to move so sloooowly. D:"
Lori: "Its not that hard if you are playing with someone else I guess! Plus I'm on the invite a friend thing and he tells me it makes you level faster. If we play on a regular basis I'll be up to his level 80 in no time."
LJ User #3: "Well you will be up to 60 in no time, the recruit a friend things ends at 60"
Lori: "Yea no shit. I'll still hit 80 a whole lot faster this way as appose to playing by myself till 60, I was already told I would probably like 60-80."
Lori and her then boyfriend (name unknown) cosplaying as Miaka and Tamahome from Fushigi Yuugi in 2009. Given the timeline, I'll assume he's the person who introduced Lori to WoW.
"Creepy Pikachu" picture from that era featuring the same guy.
Despite her newfound WoW obsession, Lori missed her Kewl Kou Klan glory days and she sought a community to ruin join. But where could Lori go? She was (and is) a pariah in the cosplay community. Weebs wanted nothing to do with her and real costumers would never put up with her "What's a serger?" bullshit.
Besides cosplay, what hobbyist group encourages its socially awkward members to roleplay as IRL pretty, pretty princesses?
LARPers.
Live Action Role Players. Renaissance Fair rejects who run around forests on weekends pretending to be lords and ladies from historical time periods. Nerds who like Dungeons & Dragons just a little too much to be Civil War reenactors. I don't know much about the LARPing community but it looks like a bunch of Medieval Times enthusiasts who smack each around with Nerf swords and fight over theater nerd m'ladies who try to bellydance to Dead Can Dance. In other words, it was the perfect place for Lori to continue her Moon Princess batshittery.
An overview of various LARP activities.
This is Steven, Lori's third husband. Steven was (is?) a polyamorous blacksmith who was heavily involved in Empire of Medieval Pursuits (aka EMP) larping. I'm not sure how or when Lori and Steven met but they were officially dating as of 2012. They married for a brief time in 2015 before divorcing due to mutual cheating.
According to Lori's social circle, this is Steven's road head "oh yeah" face.
"Steven, 27, of Seattle, prepares to fight in a 20-foot ring of fire during Ragnaroc Saturday [June 4, 2011] at Camano Island State Park. More than a dozen warriors took turns fighting one-on-one with wooden weapons within the flames for about an hour."
- Seattle Times, June 2011
"The Empire of Medieval Pursuits is a non-profit organization dedicated to the re-creation and enjoyment of the realities, myths, and legends of the Ancient to Medieval world. Our purpose is to provide a forum through which individuals can come together in order to share a mutual interest in the celebration of the arts, customs, and ideologies of diverse and ancient cultures."
"For several days last week, members of the Empire of Medieval Pursuits battled with full armor and wooden weapons in Camano Island State Park to earn the right to spar in Saturday’s final battle arena, a 20-foot ring of fire. The group of medieval and early history enthusiasts hosts events focusing on various times and places in history. Last week’s event, called Ragnaroc, celebrates the Norse myth of the end of the world, and recreates the last battle between good and evil in a fiery setting. About 125 people attended, with most from the Pacific Northwest and some as far as Florida. Combat tournaments, classes on Norse knitting, primitive fire making and belly dancing were held throughout the week. Attendees wore costumes from different periods and places – as long as they were from a period before 1750 and focused on Europe, Middle East and Asia. See more images from Ragnaroc in this photo gallery." - Seattle Times, 2011 [LINK]
tl;dr - Lori's early and mid 2010s were influenced by her rightful ostracization from the cosplay community, LARPing with Steven, and playing Warcraft. She may have been skinwalking a certain person or character (Varah Lune?) but, from what I understand, these are some factors that contributed to her Rennie reject and Stevie Nicks impersonator phase.
The Customer Is Always Wrong: After getting fired as a brand ambassador by several companies, what's a winning strategy to drum up business and reel in customers? According to Lori, the answer is, "Be a heinous bitch."
IG User: "beep beep I would like to see you without pantyhose I love you baby "
Lori: "bruh that goes against TOS here. You can't figure it out "
Horoscopez Clothing featured Lori on Instagram but soon deleted the post. Reason for the quick deletion is unknown but it can be assumed to do with Lori being awful.
Witchy Influences:@melty, you asked about Lori's witchy phase. My knowledge about this Lori era is admittedly spotty but I'll share what I know about possible influences during her "Renn Fair Reject" era. The aftermath of the Kou Coup, World of Warcraft, and her relationships with Steven (husband #3) and Rikki seemed to be influential factors during this era. I can write up something more comprehensive about this phase in the future.
Following the 2005 Kou Coup, Lori's infamy within the cosplay community was cemented and she struggled to recreate the weeb dictatorship she had with the former Kous. What good is being the one and only Moon Princess if you don't have loyal subjects? By 2009, Lori stepped back from the cosplay community and started playing World of Warcraft.
"I love it [Varah's hair] because its the same hairstyle I have. XD. So if I ever want to go to blizzcon... I totally know what I'm doing. :3" - Lori the Skinwalker, 2009 View attachment 2043715
"Finding attractive females that play wow is sometimes a hard thing to do, since we don't exist in that game. <.<. So welcome! XD" - Lori the Attractive Gamer Girl, 2010 View attachment 2043714
Lori signing her name as "Varah Lune" at Beth's Cafe in Seattle, WA in 2017. View attachment 2043716
Lori: "I was told to come here with this post so its a copy past, sorry to anyone that has already seen it. ^.^; Hello hello, I'm very new to this whole Wow thing so excuse my noob-ness. ::waves:: So I recently started playing two and a half weeks ago[April 2009] and have a lvl 32, 29, and 27 and I'm rather enjoying this game, being one of those that didn't think too highly about it in the past. Thing is I don't like playing alone and all my friends that play are on other servers with high leveled characters and I only really play with my BF but when he is not around to play I have no one and playing alone is sometimes boring. So anyone on Mannoroth have lower level characters on the Horde side ? ;__; <3"
LJ User #1: "I'd give you a jingle, but I'm on Alexstrasza and I'm just a itty bitty level 17 night elf. How did you level up so fast? Maybe I'm just a noob...lol."
LJ User #2:"Yeah, seriously! Wow! o___o I've been playing since January and I have one level 31 and level 22. Mostly owing to lame real life stuff like school and work, but even when I have time to play it seems to move so sloooowly. D:"
Lori: "Its not that hard if you are playing with someone else I guess! Plus I'm on the invite a friend thing and he tells me it makes you level faster. If we play on a regular basis I'll be up to his level 80 in no time."
LJ User #3: "Well you will be up to 60 in no time, the recruit a friend things ends at 60"
Lori: "Yea no shit. I'll still hit 80 a whole lot faster this way as appose to playing by myself till 60, I was already told I would probably like 60-80."
Lori and her then boyfriend (name unknown) cosplaying as Miaka and Tamahome from Fushigi Yuugi in 2009. Given the timeline, I'll assume he introduced Lori to WoW. View attachment 2043777
Despite WoW, Lori missed her Kewl Kou Klan glory days and sought a new community to ruin join. Besides cosplay, what group of socially awkward people encourages its members to roleplay IRL as pretty, pretty princesses?LARPers - Live Action Role Players who run around campgrounds on weekends pretending to be lords and ladies from historical time periods.
This is Steven, Lori's third husband. Steven was a polyamorous blacksmith who was heavily involved in Empire of Medieval Pursuits (aka EMP) larping. I don't know much about this community but it looks like a bunch of awkward Renn fair enthusiasts who smack each other with medieval Nerf swords and fight over theater nerd m'ladies who try to bellydance to Dead Can Dance. I'm not sure when Lori and Steven met but they were officially dating as of 2012 and married for a brief time in 2015 before divorcing due to mutual cheating.
"Steven, 27, of Seattle, prepares to fight in a 20-foot ring of fire during Ragnaroc Saturday [June 4, 2011] at Camano Island State Park. More than a dozen warriors took turns fighting one-on-one with wooden weapons within the flames for about an hour."
- Seattle Times, June 2011 View attachment 2043475
"The Empire of Medieval Pursuits is a non-profit organization dedicated to the re-creation and enjoyment of the realities, myths, and legends of the Ancient to Medieval world. Our purpose is to provide a forum through which individuals can come together in order to share a mutual interest in the celebration of the arts, customs, and ideologies of diverse and ancient cultures."
"For several days last week, members of the Empire of Medieval Pursuits battled with full armor and wooden weapons in Camano Island State Park to earn the right to spar in Saturday’s final battle arena, a 20-foot ring of fire. The group of medieval and early history enthusiasts hosts events focusing on various times and places in history. Last week’s event, called Ragnaroc, celebrates the Norse myth of the end of the world, and recreates the last battle between good and evil in a fiery setting. About 125 people attended, with most from the Pacific Northwest and some as far as Florida. Combat tournaments, classes on Norse knitting, primitive fire making and belly dancing were held throughout the week. Attendees wore costumes from different periods and places – as long as they were from a period before 1750 and focused on Europe, Middle East and Asia. See more images from Ragnaroc in this photo gallery." - Seattle Times, 2011 [LINK]
tl;dr - Lori's early and mid 2010s were influenced by her rightful ostracization from the cosplay community, LARPing with Steven, and playing Warcraft. As far as I know, these factors contributed to her Rennie reject and Stevie Nicks impersonator phase.
That's why she calls her pectus excavatum her cleavage. She used to use it to create the illusion of having boobs with the kinds of tops she wore. But now she's trying to be a no tit loli, so she doesn't do it anymore.
we know they let Lori live in their home for a long time before the two finally moved out. so I mean, there's that. that's all I can think of at the moment though
When Lori and Kevin lived in the parents house they made her ass get job hence her working at forever 21. They didnt move out, the parents relocated in another state and that was Lori’s chance to get Kevin away again from his parents. She wasnt able to leach and abuse when she was there. The second they moved out that shit started all over again and she quit her job because of her “broke back” and “ crippling nausea”.
The Customer Is Always Wrong?: After getting fired as a brand ambassador by several companies, what's a winning strategy to drum up business and reel in customers? According to Lori, the answer is, "Be a heinous bitch."
IG User: "beep beep I would like to see you without pantyhose I love you baby "
Lori: "bruh that goes against TOS here. You can't figure it out "
The Customer Is Always Right?: Horoscopez Clothing featured Lori on Instagram recently but, after 24 hours, there are still no comments on the post. Horoscopez appears to be one of the few brands still willing to work with her. Given the apathetic customer reaction and Lori's history of abusing people, how long will this endorsement last?
"Majora's drip, had to jump through time to get some of this stuff. Jacket is by darkerwavs <3 Good luck finding the other pieces lol, my wardrobe is finally about where I want it to be" - teenage hypebeast 27-year-old Kevin View attachment 2044469
"Derelicte" is not a real style. Stop mocking homeless people, Kevin. View attachment 2045046
Saber's Saber: Kevin made Lori a prop sword for her Saber cosplay and, yet again, she failed to credit or tag him on social media. It's strange how often that happens. One might get the impression that Lori is using Kevin for his prop making skills...
Witchy Influences:@melty, you asked about Lori's witchy phase. My knowledge about this time is admittedly spotty but I'll share what I know about possible influences during her "Renn Fair Reject" era. The aftermath of the Kou Coup, World of Warcraft, and her relationships with Steven (husband #3) and Rikki seemed to be influential factors during this era.
Following the 2005 Kou Coup, Lori's infamy within the cosplay community was cemented and she struggled to recreate the weeb dictatorship she had with the former Kous. What good is being the one and only Moon Princess if you don't have loyal subjects? By 2009, Lori stepped back from the cosplay community and started playing World of Warcraft. Hmm...I wonder why Lori enjoys playing WoW so much?
LJ User: "Don't you just LOVE Warlocks?"
Lori: "YES. I get to cast from far away and my minions, they protect me. :3"
"I love it [Varah's hair] because its the same hairstyle I have. XD. So if I ever want to go to blizzcon... I totally know what I'm doing. :3" - Lori the Skinwalker, 2009 View attachment 2043715
"Finding attractive females that play wow is sometimes a hard thing to do, since we don't exist in that game. <.<. So welcome! XD" - Lori the Attractive Gamer Girl, 2010 View attachment 2043714
Lori signing her name as "Varah Lune" at Beth's Cafe in Seattle, WA in 2017. View attachment 2043716
Lori: "I was told to come here with this post so its a copy past, sorry to anyone that has already seen it. ^.^; Hello hello, I'm very new to this whole Wow thing so excuse my noob-ness. ::waves:: So I recently started playing two and a half weeks ago[April 2009] and have a lvl 32, 29, and 27 and I'm rather enjoying this game, being one of those that didn't think too highly about it in the past. Thing is I don't like playing alone and all my friends that play are on other servers with high leveled characters and I only really play with my BF but when he is not around to play I have no one and playing alone is sometimes boring. So anyone on Mannoroth have lower level characters on the Horde side ? ;__; <3"
LJ User #1: "I'd give you a jingle, but I'm on Alexstrasza and I'm just a itty bitty level 17 night elf. How did you level up so fast? Maybe I'm just a noob...lol."
LJ User #2:"Yeah, seriously! Wow! o___o I've been playing since January and I have one level 31 and level 22. Mostly owing to lame real life stuff like school and work, but even when I have time to play it seems to move so sloooowly. D:"
Lori: "Its not that hard if you are playing with someone else I guess! Plus I'm on the invite a friend thing and he tells me it makes you level faster. If we play on a regular basis I'll be up to his level 80 in no time."
LJ User #3: "Well you will be up to 60 in no time, the recruit a friend things ends at 60"
Lori: "Yea no shit. I'll still hit 80 a whole lot faster this way as appose to playing by myself till 60, I was already told I would probably like 60-80."
Lori and her then boyfriend (name unknown) cosplaying as Miaka and Tamahome from Fushigi Yuugi in 2009. Given the timeline, I'll assume he's the person who introduced Lori to WoW. View attachment 2043777
Despite her newfound WoW obsession, Lori missed her Kewl Kou Klan glory days and she sought a community to ruin join. But where could Lori go? She was (and is) a pariah in the cosplay community. Weebs wanted nothing to do with her and real costumers would never put up with her "What's a serger?" bullshit.
Besides cosplay, what hobbyist group encourages its socially awkward members to roleplay as IRL pretty, pretty princesses?
Live Action Role Players. Renaissance Fair rejects who run around forests on weekends pretending to be lords and ladies from historical time periods. Nerds who like Dungeons & Dragons just a little too much to be Civil War reenactors. I don't know much about the LARPing community but it looks like a bunch of Medieval Times enthusiasts who smack each around with Nerf swords and fight over theater nerd m'ladies who try to bellydance to Dead Can Dance. In other words, it was the perfect place for Lori to continue her Moon Princess batshittery.
This is Steven, Lori's third husband. Steven was (is?) a polyamorous blacksmith who was heavily involved in Empire of Medieval Pursuits (aka EMP) larping. I'm not sure how or when Lori and Steven met but they were officially dating as of 2012. They married for a brief time in 2015 before divorcing due to mutual cheating.
"Steven, 27, of Seattle, prepares to fight in a 20-foot ring of fire during Ragnaroc Saturday [June 4, 2011] at Camano Island State Park. More than a dozen warriors took turns fighting one-on-one with wooden weapons within the flames for about an hour."
- Seattle Times, June 2011 View attachment 2043475
"The Empire of Medieval Pursuits is a non-profit organization dedicated to the re-creation and enjoyment of the realities, myths, and legends of the Ancient to Medieval world. Our purpose is to provide a forum through which individuals can come together in order to share a mutual interest in the celebration of the arts, customs, and ideologies of diverse and ancient cultures."
"For several days last week, members of the Empire of Medieval Pursuits battled with full armor and wooden weapons in Camano Island State Park to earn the right to spar in Saturday’s final battle arena, a 20-foot ring of fire. The group of medieval and early history enthusiasts hosts events focusing on various times and places in history. Last week’s event, called Ragnaroc, celebrates the Norse myth of the end of the world, and recreates the last battle between good and evil in a fiery setting. About 125 people attended, with most from the Pacific Northwest and some as far as Florida. Combat tournaments, classes on Norse knitting, primitive fire making and belly dancing were held throughout the week. Attendees wore costumes from different periods and places – as long as they were from a period before 1750 and focused on Europe, Middle East and Asia. See more images from Ragnaroc in this photo gallery." - Seattle Times, 2011 [LINK]
tl;dr - Lori's early and mid 2010s were influenced by her rightful ostracization from the cosplay community, LARPing with Steven, and playing Warcraft. She may have been skinwalking a certain person or character (Varah Lune?) but, from what I understand, these are some factors that contributed to her Rennie reject and Stevie Nicks impersonator phase.
I am pretty sure that Lori met Steven through WoW (I believe they were in the same guild). I remember being friends with her on LJ back then. Steven drove out to the East coast (or wherever she was) to go get her and she and Steven drove back to Washington state together.
Steven was upfront about being polyamorous from the beginning and Lori allegedly tried to force Steven to be monogamous which didn't work out, and even after their relationship ended Steven still offered Lori support in the form of food and lending an ear to listen to her complaints. I don't actually think they got married. I think that they just had the ceremony but I was only on LJ at the time and my LJ has since been deleted.
I am pretty sure that Lori met Steven through WoW (I believe they were in the same guild). I remember being friends with her on LJ back then. Steven drove out to the East coast (or wherever she was) to go get her and she and Steven drove back to Washington state together.
Steven was upfront about being polyamorous from the beginning and Lori allegedly tried to force Steven to be monogamous which didn't work out, and even after their relationship ended Steven still offered Lori support in the form of food and lending an ear to listen to her complaints. I don't actually think they got married. I think that they just had the ceremony but I was only on LJ at the time and my LJ has since been deleted.
This makes me wonder if all her marriages have been little ceremonies instead of actual legal marriages. I was under the impression that they actually legally married and separated. Didn't Lori's parents marry her off to her first beau? Was that just a sending-off party veiled as a legit wedding? I have so many questions now.
Just looking through tagged pics on Instagram and wanted to share these two photos of our delicate uwu bb princess. View attachment 2046555View attachment 2046559
#nofilter #nophotoshop
Poll's Closed: Looks like the next big post will cover Lori's disturbing pedo pandering behavior and it will be up in the next day or so. I hope to eventually address all of the poll topics and invite users to bring up Lori subjects that weren't initially listed.
Silent Treatment: Lori continues to cower behind her minion Kevin to avoid addressing any of the allegations and contents in this thread. Fortunately for her, we still have lots of Lori history to cover as well as plenty of opportunities for her to stop by and accuse us of being ugly jealous haters.
California Dreaming: According to Lori, her pet ferrets are the only thing stopping her from moving to the golden state. Does she plan on leaving Kevin in Utah?
IG User: "Hey! Are u in California? Because I have a famous beauty artist client that just got a new outfit from inoe (famous fashion week designer) and I'm looking for a specific look for our photo shoot in Orange County. Hit me up if your interested"
Lori: "I would live in CA if my pets weren't illegal there T_T"
Where's Robert Libo?: Lori's once favorite simp appears to have vanished from her Instagram comments after he noted that she didn't answer DMs. Wonder what happened.
Missed Congeniality: Stupid peasants. How dare they try to engage with a IRL anime princess.
Yeah I was wondering where Mr. Libo went myself as I’ve checked her last few batches of photos and didnt see any comments from him after the one about the DMs. It appears Lori is starting to chase off what few simps she‘s actually been able to attract, on top of her lost sponsorships. Bad business practices there, Darling..
Also had no idea ferrets were illegal in California.. wonder why that is? I‘m sure the ferret thing is just an excuse tho, because who the hell would know or care that she had them. Most likely she just doesn‘t want to move there because she can’t afford it.
Yeah I was wondering where Mr. Libo went myself as I’ve checked her last few batches of photos and didnt see any comments from him after the one about the DMs. It appears Lori is starting to chase off what few simps she‘s actually been able to attract, on top of her lost sponsorships. Bad business practices there, Darling..
Also had no idea ferrets were illegal in California.. wonder why that is? I‘m sure the ferret thing is just an excuse tho, because who the hell would know or care that she had them. Most likely she just doesn‘t want to move there because she can’t afford it.
Horoscopez Clothing featured Lori on Instagram recently but, after 24 hours, there are still no comments on the post. Horoscopez appears to be one of the few brands still willing to work with her. Given the apathetic customer reaction and Lori's history of abusing people, how long will this endorsement last?
Ahh, that makes perfect sense concerning the ferrets. It’s kind of like how Burmese pythons have overrun the Florida everglades, completely devastating the small animal populations there. Its gotten so bad that the area now employs snake bounty hunters who have no restrictions in how many of the snakes they’re allowed to kill. Also, why the hell did I end up with the Zero Two PP due to Nulls little April fools joke..
I've been wondering the same thing; DitF is a worse Evangelion anyway.
There is an extreme amount of whiplash looking at old pictures of Lori vs the pedo pandering she posts now. How would she explain the huge difference in her schnoz and creepy, veiny, gross witch hands?
Also, Lori, just mentioning the fact you've apparently got more than one ferret isn't good enough. The fact that she and Kevin are refusing to post pictures means those poor things are in a terrible state or have passed away. Is it too early to add "noted animal abuser" somewhere in the OP?
One thing is universally true of men who find women who present themselves like Lori does appealing: they actually prefer little girls. This is pure pedo bait, end of.
If you don’t see that I don’t know how to help you, son.
I not saying her physical looks. I was saying she moves like she is having a drug reaction or a seizure, but someone explained a few ago that people find that shit cute because it’s like a little girl which is sick.. so now I get what you all are saying and it makes me sick to my stomach to know a 36 year old is pedo baiting..
Poll's Closed: Looks like the next big post will cover Lori's disturbing pedo pandering behavior and it will be up in the next day or so. I hope to eventually address all of the poll topics and invite users to bring up Lori subjects that weren't initially listed.
Silent Treatment: Lori continues to cower behind her minion Kevin to avoid addressing any of the allegations and contents in this thread. Fortunately for her, we still have lots of Lori history to cover as well as plenty of opportunities for her to stop by and accuse us of being ugly jealous haters.
California Dreaming: According to Lori, her pet ferrets are the only thing stopping her from moving to the golden state. Does she plan on leaving Kevin in Utah?
IG User: "Hey! Are u in California? Because I have a famous beauty artist client that just got a new outfit from inoe (famous fashion week designer) and I'm looking for a specific look for our photo shoot in Orange County. Hit me up if your interested"
Lori: "I would live in CA if my pets weren't illegal there T_T"
Where's Robert Libo?: Lori's once favorite simp appears to have vanished from her Instagram comments after he noted that she didn't answer DMs. Wonder what happened.