Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,604
I believe we still have another week to go before contestants start getting their acceptance emails.
I don't watch AGT, but I remember the first couple of nights of every new American Idol season was always reserved to show the untalented whack-jobs. Does AGT do that? Although, as was said earlier in the thread, using a visibly deformed whack-job for cringe views probably wouldn't go over very well.
 
I don't watch AGT, but I remember the first couple of nights of every new American Idol season was always reserved to show the untalented whack-jobs. Does AGT do that? Although, as was said earlier in the thread, using a visibly deformed whack-job for cringe views probably wouldn't go over very well.
It’s not just been stated earlier in the thread. It’s been repeated nonstop throughout the thread’s 5 year history.
 
How much is he paying for this shit and how can he afford it on the janitor salary he earns unless mom and dad are funding this buffoonery.
He was a janitor once. We have no idea what his job is now. He might be in a office doing unimportant paperwork. But your point stands: He absolutely torpedoed his chances of working as a paralegal, and he's most likely on the lower end of the wage scale. How is he affording all this shit? Does he have a side job he's quiet about? I doubt his mom and dad are funding his delusions, but maybe they're happy he's not fixated on Erika right now. Of course, when Yovanna doesn't respond the way he's scripted her to, then he might get pissed again and do something stupid (and entertaining).

EDIT: I'm dying to know what the letter he sent was about.
 
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LOL he likely paid that sad Russian hooker more money than he does for his "dates" and didn't even get to fuck her.
But you can be sure he'll be emailing her regularly so he can offer her a better life! I wouldn't put it past him to pay for Yovanna's personal info including her phone number, He blows right through boundaries if they're in the way of something he wants. And if he does manage to get her personal number and call her, and she tells him to fuck off (she should) he'll rail about discrimination and how he made an effort and she hates the disabled. He claims he'll stop contacting someone if they tell him to, but he kept harassing Erika long after she told him to stop, and since he made an awful music video for his aural bowel movement, I think he'll go nuts if he gets anything less than slavish praise.
 
He wants her to suck him his penis for making her a "star." No doubt he'll start sexually harassing her if he hasn't already.
Oh yeah. He'll claim she owes him for the exposure. Nevermind that no one is going to watch this...thing, she didn't ask him to do this so she owes him nothing, and she's already well known in the circles she wants to be known in. But this is the guy who thinks Taylor Swift didn't come to Utah because of him. I'm sure he thinks he'll critical to her success.
 
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My wife asked if butternut has granted fiscal remuneration to Red Bull, otherwise he needs to go on a date with her wearing a red dress and play footsies at Cold Stone afterwards otherwise it is A FAILURE TO WARN.

I actually wonder if Red Bull might be willing to sue Russell for him using their brand in his song. He’s not trashing it, so typically brands don’t care if their products are mentioned favorably. But given that his song is just racist stereotypes and creepy stalker thirsting, they might be unhappy he is using their brand without permission.
 
I actually wonder if Red Bull might be willing to sue Russell for him using their brand in his song. He’s not trashing it, so typically brands don’t care if their products are mentioned favorably. But given that his song is just racist stereotypes and creepy stalker thirsting, they might be unhappy he is using their brand without permission.
They'd just file a takedown with Youtube or wherever it's hosted. Of course, he'd throw a shitfit and threaten to sue them, and then they'd just have to say they're countersuing, and he'd run away. He wilts if anyone stands up to him.
 
I actually wonder if Red Bull might be willing to sue Russell for him using their brand in his song. He’s not trashing it, so typically brands don’t care if their products are mentioned favorably. But given that his song is just racist stereotypes and creepy stalker thirsting, they might be unhappy he is using their brand without permission.
I just noted to the wife: I don't think he can even say "You give me wings" either. Of course he can say it, but the model showed and drank a can of Red Bull so I don't think he can even say that.

HE HAS A DUTY!
 
Russell really is the master of the Grand Gesture. The broad strokes of his schemes are always clear, but the planning and execution fall apart at every possible point once you stop regarding it from a 10,000-foot perspective. The fact that he manages to ethnically fetishize Yovanna the spicy enchilada lady while also casting a white stand-in is just the latest example of this.
 
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