No, this would entail arguing with other posters here (hence the "knight" part), which - even if I wanted to do it, and I don't - would be counterproductive (arguing leads to people entrenching on their positions) and would probably get me threadbanned

I explained the joke we were running with Cup because I wouldn't like you to do something reckless or get stressed because you thought someone is really going to stalk you. Nobody here is going to do that.
I would say his (that is Jones') entire career is based on being mean online.
Come on, set the bar a little bit higher than Alex. Or at least show us you can beat Alex in a singing competition. Challenge has been issued:
(Pamela, please, don't make me regret posting this and take it for what it is: a joke)