Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[SIGSEGV]

This is something I’m so mystified by. Doesn’t seem possible a man could experience real sexual gratification/orgasm after mutilating his genitals that way.

Yet, Kevin Gibes of Tenacious Unicorn goes on and on about how horny he is everyday posting on Twitter. Maybe his real job is to groom and crack the eggs?

The most feminine thing he does is fake orgasms.

 

[Monolith]

Vaccine fetishism.

This is the only reason why I'm considering not getting the vaccine.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Come on guys, Wedge does NOT have a pencil shaped dick. It’s more of a triangle shaped dick.

It’s a wedge of room-temperature brie: likely to go limp and ooze out the sides.

 

[soft bones]

The most feminine thing he does is fake orgasms.

Not to mention, all those lesbian twitter orgies use a ton of emojis. Only uwu girls do those.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Set your clocks, make a note in your calenders, put up the bunting - in two weeks we're gonna (hopefully?? unfortunately?? terrifyingly?? not sure what the correct adjective is here) have more horrific images and videos of Wedge trying to wedge his pencil dick into the pencil-sharpening amhole. Now with one less set of testicles, for an even better simulation of what inhuman Lovecraftian horrors look like when they bump uglies!

Really, though, I'm interested to see what'll happen. Given Kevin's general cooming, rampant exhibitionism, and general twitter talk about wanting to be a porn star dmsjghsfd ... if we don't get visuals, it's basically a tacit admission that he's either a) just saying all this shit for twitter and has wrecked his sex drive, or b) the amhole's sealed shut, never to reopen. Both of which make dear Kevvie out to be a liar on twitter. If we do get visuals, I'm going to have to surgically remove my eyeballs, though, so perhaps it'd be for the best.

They'll both just shit themselves and do nothing. Like last time.

Wedge will pop a viagra and still won't be able to get it in, like last time, because Kevin is a lazy stupid fuck that refuses to dilate. They'll just lie together in bed, naked, holding hands and rubbing those tube moobs against each other and cackling over the hot girl sex they totally just had. Like last time.

Fuck, with no balls anymore, Wedge might have an even harder time getting an erection, and Kevin's surely closed up more since then. They don't have a snowflake's chance in hell of doing a dirty deed. It's all just flashy make-believe roleplay with these freaks.

 

[BScCollateral]

If I couldn't climax, I'd be horny too.
And no, Kevin, you don't get laid much.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Wedge will pop a viagra and still won't be able to get it in, like last time, because Kevin is a lazy stupid fuck that refuses to dilate. They'll just lie together in bed, naked, holding hands and rubbing those tube moobs against each other and cackling over the hot girl sex they totally just had. Like last time.

I'm wondering if the logistics of dry humping an oozing wound fail too much will this cause Kevin to start a chimpout in the tranch against the other troons and usher in a glorious civil war? It would be just too good.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

You know how ladies and gay fellows can get a dildo made from a plaster cast of bae's erection to keep them company while he's away? If Kev is pining for Wedge as much as he'd have us believe, he should treat himself to one of these.

Spoiler

Bonus: different colours to autistically assess and rank, and with the multiple nodes he could pretend it's tentacles or whatever shit.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Let me remind you fine gents how this all began:

You misgendered me and it’s literal violence. Literally shaking rn.


Happy 1000 pages everyone, I can’t believe our little boy is all grown up already.

 

[Gone Ham]

Do we have an unedited version of the OP?

 

[the khat quaffer]

You know how ladies and gay fellows can get a dildo made from a plaster cast of bae's erection to keep them company while he's away? If Kev is pining for Wedge as much as he'd have us believe, he should treat himself to one of these.

Spoiler

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Bonus: different colours to autistically assess and rank, and with the multiple nodes he could pretend it's tentacles or whatever shit.

"And this little orange one, I call the candy corn, this one's the Spongebob, this one's Nurgle's gift, the blue one is what I call Daddy's Viagra, and the purple one?

Well, that'll be our little secret. Teehee."



.....Do self-respecting men actually get a cast version of their dicks for their ladies?? Is that really a thing? Hell of a job to have, making molds out of guy's cocks. Fucking shroud of Turin's dick.

 

[Gone Ham]

Not surprising at all that kev is retweeting fellow troons who say that they should be PAID on troon day number 1,6482.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Not surprising at all that kev is retweeting fellow troons who say that they should be PAID on troon day number 1,6482.

Hell, they should pay the rest of the world for bearing with their inmature and crazy asses.

 

[Miss Misery]

.....Do self-respecting men actually get a cast version of their dicks for their ladies?? Is that really a thing? Hell of a job to have, making molds out of guy's cocks. Fucking shroud of Turin's dick.

If you're brave, google 'penis casting kit'. It's a DIY thing. Cynthia's been put out of business.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

I thought you had a humiliation fetish and want to strapped to a table to be used as public fleshlight

Kevin daily cope posting.

Kevin can't grasp the concept of platonic friendship.

Kevin and his fellow troons spent the whole 365th tranny visibility day being entitled e-beggars.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Everybody likes to talk about trans rights, but we really need to talk about trans wrongs.

 

[Miss Misery]

#1. Incredible fashion sense? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

#2. Pay you? For what? I already pay you involuntarily through my taxes that should be going to far more useful things. I'm not going to voluntarily give you a single penny.

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

They all think they're so cute with their "te-he cis people owe us money uWu" when any non-braindamaged person will tell them to turn off the Internet and go outside to earn their own money. Not sure what kind of individual sees the gross begging/demands and finds it appropriate. I'd rather set my money on fire.

 

[Gone Ham]

does Kevs little coom brain realize that the term “non-binary woman” is an oxymoron?

 

[SIGSEGV]

I'd rather set my money on fire.

That's a violation of 18 USC Section 333, I'm reporting you to the FBI.