US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Notice that these companies are the last fucking people that need to be talking about racism or are ones we know carry water for the Dems.

MLB? Fuck that game.

Coca-Cola? Hired mercs to slaughter people and have probably killed more people than their shitty soda.
One of the biggest takeaways I've gotten out of studying history is that all these companies that do this public posturing are the last entities on Earth to claim that they're on the "right side of history." Coca-Cola? They're just the tip of the iceberg. Dole doesn't want their loyal customers to find out about the coup in Guatemala, or the Banana Wars before that. Funny how people are confident in citing Smedley Butler in arguments against the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, but go strangely quiet when companies that claim to be "woke" try to erase their own dark past. Defense contractors? Bad. Food companies? Good. Voter ID laws? Bad. Tech monopolies? Good. It's one ear and out the other with them, just as long as they get their cheap bananas from the grocery store, right?
 
Notice that these companies are the last fucking people that need to be talking about racism or are ones we know carry water for the Dems.

MLB? Fuck that game.

Coca-Cola? Hired mercs to slaughter people and have probably killed more people than their shitty soda.
Makes me glad I learned how to mix drinks during quarantine. I can’t imagine the people that make whiskey and gin get up to the kind of evil shit that Coke and Pepsi did in South America; and I seem to be less inclined to overdrink liquor vs coke. It’s also easy as fuck to make your own citrus sodas anyway.
 
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Notice that these companies are the last fucking people that need to be talking about racism or are ones we know carry water for the Dems.

MLB? Fuck that game.

Coca-Cola? Hired mercs to slaughter people and have probably killed more people than their shitty soda.
One of the biggest takeaways I've gotten out of studying history is that all these companies that do this public posturing are the last entities on Earth to claim that they're on the "right side of history." Coca-Cola? They're just the tip of the iceberg. Dole doesn't want their loyal customers to find out about the coup in Guatemala, or the Banana Wars before that. Funny how people are confident in citing Smedley Butler in arguments against the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, but go strangely quiet when companies that claim to be "woke" try to erase their own dark past. Defense contractors? Bad. Food companies? Good. Voter ID laws? Bad. Tech monopolies? Good. It's one ear and out the other with them, just as long as they get their cheap bananas from the grocery store, right?
The sins of Big Food are scarlet, yet they seem to fly under the radar. Nestle is Umbrella levels of cartoonishly evil:
  1. Convincing illiterate mothers in Africa to eschew breastfeeding in order to shill their "more scientific" baby formula, which they failed to disclose shouldn't be mixed with filthy water
  2. Buying milk from Robert Mugabe's wife, which we all know was from illegally confiscated farmland
  3. Hoovering water in drought-stricken California
  4. Chocolate harvested using child slaves
  5. Lying on their nutrition facts
But who's gonna literally bite the hand that feeds them?
 
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Do you think Joe plays bingo like normal or he unloads a bunch of troll dolls and lucky trinkets and has the extra special sparkly bingo dabbers and shit? You know, like a "kill the caller t-shirt" and everything
 
The sins of Big Food are scarlet, yet they seem to fly under the radar. Nestle is Umbrella levels of cartoonishly evil:

  1. Hoovering water in drought-stricken California
Oh man, they're bad all OVER the West Coast.

Illegal aquifier taps in Oregon and Washington. Bribing public officials to make it so that rainwater is property of the State. Buying up reservoirs and lakes and then sucking them dry. Putting in illegal river taps that literally pump out millions of gallons a day.

For a while people fought back, but of course, the FBI swooped in to punish people who destroyed Nestle property, even if it was on someone else's land illegally, because you can't have Nestle under God King Obama getting their shit blown up or sledgehammered.

But hey, Bug Man, suck down that bottled water, you fucking faggot.
 
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That's right boys, keep bleeding viewers.
The powers that be are really fucking pissed that Georgia is attempting to establish a modicum of election security.

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Yeah, wow, I'll fucking say that TPTB are pissed off. This Voter ID law lit a fire under the ass of the vote fortification apparatchiks. I just hope that the extreme overreaction by these corporations drops a few redpills into normie minds about how shady and forced this all is. FFS, Coca-Cola is a shining example of ethically dubious business practices second only to Nestle.
 
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