[July 26th, 2015] Chris Tells Us Why We Should Respect Sonichu

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

Didn't see that this was posted in a comment in the other thread until after I made the thread. Felt it was worthy of its own, but if the mods disagree, feel free to delete.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

No issue 11, no respect. Sorry Christine.

 

[DeadMansHand]

Of course his are better, he's a celebrity, right? And Chris may deny it, but I still think the secret ingredient is autism. Think about it.

 

[Lacquer Head]

 

[Golly]

Even Chris Chan is against the neurodiversity movement.

 

[Totenkopf]

Listen, everyone, I am aware that I, personally, am appreciated like a person celebrity. That is great and all.

Nice humblebrag.

He is an individual who from a lone mouse, became a Sweetheart, a loyal friend, a lover, a caring type, a family hedgehog, a better than fast speed superhero type, a leader and a teammate who works with his team, and saves the day and helps around at home and in town. He is self-confident with awareness to his strengths, weaknesses and limits, humble, stays to fight when appropriate; a good soul and individual.

Wait, which parts of you were put into Sonichu? None of those traits came from you, that's for sure.

 

[Tookie]

Chris is right, Sonic is a total Chad and Pikachu is nothing more than trained vermin. Plus Sonichu could totally kick either of their asses because his stats are way higher.

 

[GS 281]

Sonichu's Anus is not PROLAPSED!

 

[cahoots]

He still thinks Sonichu can become a licensed property.

 

[Lalala]

That is the longest way of saying "Buy my shit" I've ever seen.

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

Worth noting:
"I would not change, or allow change onto, Sonichu's physical characteristics."
Didn't he make Sonichu a tomgirl too?

 

[Totenkopf]

Worth noting:
"I would not change, or allow change onto, Sonichu's physical characteristics."
Didn't he make Sonichu a tomgirl too?

He means change not dictated by him. original character donut steel

 

[Lalala]

Worth noting:
"I would not change, or allow change onto, Sonichu's physical characteristics."
Didn't he make Sonichu a tomgirl too?

Nope, he made one of sonichus daughters bi, the other a lesbian and his son a tomgirl.

 

[Lipitor]

Sonichu is actually an extremely underdeveloped character. Here is my very theory.

Chris hates reality, he'd just much rather choose to live in his world. This is one of the biggest problems he has relating to other people. Chris is incapable of a friendship where the person doesn't just asspat him and do whatever he says. He can't handle conflict or disagreements well at all. He wants to direct the entire relationship.

Sonichu is the best friend he could ever have. He just accepts chris for who he is and is completely submissive to him. His entire personality can be entirely controlled by Chris. That's why he's such a bland and boring character. He's only whatever chris needs him to be and nothing more.

Also this is why Chris gets so mad about Sonic. Sonic is only allowed to be whatever Chris wants him to be, and when thats proven untrue it really bothers him.

 

[boixosnois]

Jesus Christ, that text just reeks pure autism. He actually thinks that his recolor is alive *somewhere* and has a deep personality

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Awwww fresh squeeze autism, goes down smooth

 

[Holdek]

Huh. Sonic the Hedgehog is afraid of commitment. You learn something new everyday.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

So....basically, he's saying that his autistic and poorly drawn rip-off is better than Sonic and Pikachu....m'kay.

I would not change, or allow change onto, Sonichu's physical characteristics

It's funny when you think how much Chris "physical characteristics" changed this last years...

I know Chris would never realize or accept it, but if he ever comes to understand that his magnus opus is only a laughing stock without any unironic fan (with the exception of the occasional superautist like Engelhardt) his pear-shaped head would explode.

 

[anephric]

Also this is why Chris gets so mad about Sonic. Sonic is only allowed to be whatever Chris wants him to be, and when thats proven untrue it really bothers him.

I agree with your post but want to add something to it.

Chris really suffers from a serious case of angst. Like classic psychological angst (as opposed to teen angst). It's based in autism and it's silly and its emoted on a level expected of a child under 12 years of age - but it's angst. He's unable to control his world and he tries hard to reconcile the world to himself instead of the other way around.

This post is his angst-ridden attempt to regain control - by putting down Pokemon and Sonic because of what he sees as failings / attacks on his private world and promoting Sonichu as better than them, he's trying to come to terms with that autistic angst with, er, autistic logic. Magical thinking and all that.

I feel bad because it's one of his more obvious signs of someone having serious emotional disorders but the way he decides to approach the subject is so frustratingly childish, you can't do anything but watch him self-destruct.

 

[Kosher Dill]

My favorite part was when he confessed to eating glue.