The way the tattoo ends on his pecs make it look like he's a hairy, pregnant animal.
Yeah uh, I want a fat turkey on my chest, but like... with huge tits, I mean just gigantic balloon milkers. And don't bother with the nipples either, just work in the ones I've got
You immediately showed holes, right? Who wouldn't?
That bird has a reason to be angry.
Frankenstein wearing pijamas while brandishing a bat?
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Those exact same faces must be the same the tatooer and the guy gave each other when it was done.
The developmentally-challenged 12-year-old who enacted that body art earned his cap gun that day.
"Are you sure, dude? Darth Vader is a little out of my league as a tattoo artist."
When this guy wakes from his drugged out stupor and realizes what he did to his body, does he just cut his losses and take a cheese grater to his back?
Idk, at least it's on his back so he doesn't have to look at it. Just can't take his shirt off at the beach.
