US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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They're rattling a saber at Biden to see what he'll do. Too bad Biden is paying more attention to Mario Kart and how to not let his dog kill him instead of making coherent foreign policy. Oh and maybe cutting all those energy jobs wasn't a good idea, who would have guessed?
Don't our rivals always shit-test new presidents like this?
 
There was a story going around about how people who need help the most, in this case it was a quadriplegic man, are unable to get caregivers right now because it's more lucrative for the caregivers to be on unemployment and whine about needing a vaccine. This is hard to watch and no one should say they wish they had died:

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That's the kind of hard truth that really hits you among all this bullshit. But it was ok I guess because the quadro was a white guy so he doesn't deserve help anyway.



For a non April Fool's joke, NYT on Trump's infrastructure vs. Joepedo's:

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Hunter Biden will never not be a creep.
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That's right boys, keep bleeding viewers.
They really hate simple ID laws don't they? You think they'd just explain to minorities how to get an ID or something.
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And the hits keep comin'
And they don't stop comin'
Odds these are gang violence the media is trying to hype up in hopes it is a white guy attacking minorities? Hell where I live a kid killed himself with a gun that his dad illegally owned then he LARPed for a week claiming it was a drive by. All this went down because he went to a drug deal.
Someone refresh me on why Biden presidency has been so much better then Trump?
He isn't mean on Twitter.
 

“I think today’s professional athletes are acting incredibly responsibly. I would strongly support them doing that. People look to them. They’re leaders. Look at what’s happened with the NBA as well. Look at what’s happened across the board. The very people who are victimized the most are the people who are the leaders in these various sports. And it’s just not right.” - President Joe Biden

1) ESPN is a sports network.... a SPORTS network.
I thought they lost big ratings because they injected too much politics in their sports over the last few years.

2) Calling professional athletes “leaders” is a bit rich since they‘ve been caught on record acting as if athletes should get the vaccine first before anyone else. And mentioning the NBA is not a good argument since that league cares more for Chinese fans than Americans.

3) ESPN IS A SPORTS NETWORK TALKING ABOUT POLITICS AND THEY‘RE NOT EVEN GOOD AT RECOGNIZING WHO THEIR FAN USER BASE IS.

TL;DW - We made a huge mistake making Barack Obama “the cool uncle” for caring about mainstream professional sports in America than geopolitical matters.
 
If Joepedo is going to push for MLB to boycott Atlanta for the all-star game, by his own convictions he must boycott China for the '22 Winter Olympics. But of course he won't.

Every faggot's bitchfit about the rather weak voting bill in Georgia should be responded to "Don't you fly to Delta, China? Don't you do business in China, Coke?" Tell them to fuck off and move on.
 
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