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Who is winning in the great Naru debate?


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Pictured: Naru's origin story


Now you may be thinking I'm just being autistic again. But no. That's actually a throwback to something I posted back in the news section after my 2nd or 3rd false ban for spam. It's now come back to haunt rawhide cirno and nihilus. Very fitting, wouldn't you say?

Here's another throwback.

... Because Naru is one scary ass MFer when it stops trolling and starts trying.


Whatd'ya say, Rawhide? Am I trying yet?

Have I lived up to all your expectations and more for what a true shitposter is capable of?

 
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Here's another throwback.

... Because Naru is one scary ass MFer when it stops trolling and starts trying.


Whatd'ya say, Rawhide? Am I trying yet?

Have I lived up to all your expectations and more for what a true shitposter is capable of?

I’m not fucking scared of you lmao. Dollars to dimes if you had a gun against my head, i wouldn’t be scared
 
American civil war 2.0 coming july at the latest. please look forward to it with bated breath.

I'll grill some great big nothing burgers to celebrate.

Your crusade to get people banned from the farms is doomed to failure, BTW. Their alleged interactions predate your thread. Grandfather clause and whatnot.
 
American civil war 2.0 coming july at the latest. please look forward to it with bated breath.
Did you bother to read the instructions buddy?
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You should be! I'm trying to save you clowns from your own embarrassing antics. This is literally you guys. You are literally doing what a bunch of leftist teachers do in their facebook group whole heartedly expecting (and rightfully so) the law to side with them.


If ANTIFA are antifascists (fascists lacking typical fascist qualities (which they are)) then you are leftists lacking typical leftist qualities.
Naru posts Tim Pool video:


Reminder this is one of his most famous predictions:


 
I wish he would at least give us some details about this civil war 2.0. Will we finally get rid of California? How many instances of friendly fire will occur due to uneducated rednecks thinking shooting bottles in woods equals prior military experience? Come on, give us something to look forward to.
 
I'll grill some great big nothing burgers to celebrate.

Your crusade to get people banned from the farms is doomed to failure, BTW. Their alleged interactions predate your thread. Grandfather clause and whatnot.

Kurdaitcha1 sure. MAYBE. If you really want to stretch the definition of "grandfather clause." Cirno and co? No.

So when you're inevitably wrong, will you come back here, admit it, and actually start reevaluating yourself? Or are you just gonna hide, like most people who make grandiose predictions?

I should be asking you that, mr self-sufficiency. Once the US is fullblown communist, will you be re-evaluating your plans once everything you labour for belongs to the state?







P.S. Hi Applefap. This you?

Matthew 24:36.

Not sure what Matthew 24:36 has to do with the second American civil war or the second American civil war happening before August.But then, I gather you don't know your bible very well. Jesus also claimed Peter would deny him three times before the rooster crowed, and you know what Peter went and did, don't you?

I wish he would at least give us some details about this civil war 2.0. Will we finally get rid of California? How many instances of friendly fire will occur due to uneducated rednecks thinking shooting bottles in woods equals prior military experience? Come on, give us something to look forward to.

It's entirely possible I'm wrong about the civil war. Based entirely on how fast things in the US are escalating and people are waking up to the reality, I figure civil war is the most likely answer. if it does not happen by August, though, America will be lost. Again, judging by the current trajectories.


 
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Hey Naru, I'm coming to this thread a bit late, and while I was initially a skeptic, I can't deny that some of your predictions have been inexplicably accurate (e.g., knowing more than two months in advance that Joe Biden would win the election). Given your track record, I'm coming around to the idea that your civil war prognostications have merit.

Another forum member recently posted about a condition known as Carbonation Grimace, and while that poster may have been experiencing symptoms of Florian Syndrome or schizophrenia, his arguments were sound on their merits. He may have been onto something important, and while it's far from a formal diagnostic, the test is more canary than canard.

If sipping a carbonated beverage causes a person to grimace involuntarily, this response may indicate that person is experiencing something akin to Florian Syndrome. If sipping a carbonated beverage does not cause you to grimace involuntarily, this diagnosis can safely be ruled out.

I wanted to ask: Have you ever been tested, or tested yourself, for Carbonation Grimace?
 
Pictured: Naru's origin story


Now you may be thinking I'm just being autistic again. But no. That's actually a throwback to something I posted back in the news section after my 2nd or 3rd false ban for spam. It's now come back to haunt rawhide cirno and nihilus. Very fitting, wouldn't you say?

Here's another throwback.

... Because Naru is one scary ass MFer when it stops trolling and starts trying.


Whatd'ya say, Rawhide? Am I trying yet?

Have I lived up to all your expectations and more for what a true shitposter is capable of?

no, i think you're still being an autist...
Hey Naru, I'm coming to this thread a bit late, and while I was initially a skeptic, I can't deny that some of your predictions have been inexplicably accurate (e.g., knowing more than two months in advance that Joe Biden would win the election). Given your track record, I'm coming around to the idea that your civil war prognostications have merit.

Another forum member recently posted about a condition known as Carbonation Grimace, and while that poster may have been experiencing symptoms of Florian Syndrome or schizophrenia, his arguments were sound on their merits. He may have been onto something important, and while it's far from a formal diagnostic, the test is more canary than canard.

If sipping a carbonated beverage causes a person to grimace involuntarily, this response may indicate that person is experiencing something akin to Florian Syndrome. If sipping a carbonated beverage does not cause you to grimace involuntarily, this diagnosis can safely be ruled out.

I wanted to ask: Have you ever been tested, or tested yourself, for Carbonation Grimace?

@henstepl
It's entirely possible I'm wrong about the civil war. Based entirely on how fast things in the US are escalating and people are waking up to the reality, I figure civil war is the most likely answer. if it does not happen by August, though, America will be lost. Again, judging by the current trajectories.


lul, no...
 
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It's entirely possible I'm wrong about the civil war. Based entirely on how fast things in the US are escalating and people are waking up to the reality, I figure civil war is the most likely answer. if it does not happen by August, though, America will be lost. Again, judging by the current trajectories.
Hey, it's cool guys, he said he MIGHT be wrong, so it's NOT 100%. Give him a break, you guys :(
 
Kurdaitcha1 sure. MAYBE. If you really want to stretch the definition of "grandfather clause." Cirno and co? No.
I'm not convinced that laughing at you on my own profile after you've willingly invited yourself onto it to talk shit to me falls under whatever you're going on about, but maybe a mod could clear that up for both of us.
 
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I'm not convinced that laughing at you on my own profile after you've willingly invited yourself onto it to talk shit to me falls under whatever you're going on about, but maybe a mod could clear that up for both of us.

1) i'm not the one who made the rules. 2) I'm not the one who explained the rules. 3) if the rules were made to be broken, then by all means kiwi farm mods. Allow these 3 goobers to set the precedent that trolling plans are allowable.

So Naru, as you've no doubt noticed, everyone in this thread has been a closeted weeb the whole time, only now pulling out the anime pfps when they realized how much sense you make and how cool you are. Now that you're in good company, you'll share your favorite anime and waifus with us right?

April Fools is far too easy to spot to fall for that one. Nice try though.

no, i think you're still being an autist...


@henstepl

lul, no...

Allow me to speak your language for once. Ahem.

Keep coping.
 
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