The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[LUNEKO]

Are they trying to say that Floyd death wasn't caused by his drug abuse by implying the OD was actually from what the medics administered? jesus, just bring the coroner and call him a liar at this point

 

[Daddy Problems]

Because most men have to work for a living and can't be off of a job for four weeks to participate in a show trial.

Nah dude, they want women because we have better eMpaThY.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I don't know if I believe this guy is a paramedic. I mean, he is just wearing a suit and tie, he didn't even bother to wear his work uniform to court like what's-her-name did, so how are we supposed to know he is a Trustworthy Expert?

Wasn't The Seething Loaf supposed to be a paramedic, too?

 

[Obscure Creature]

What was the sidebar for?

 

[X Pac Heat]

My mother must be watching the same livefeed as me since she just called me up asking me to explain "sneed" to her...

It's so boring she is reading the live chat

 

[Peacock Angel]

Wasn't The Seething Loaf supposed to be a paramedic, too?

iirc she was an off duty firefighter who happened to have medical training.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Are they trying to say that Floyd death wasn't caused by his drug abuse by implying the OD was actually from what the medics administered? jesus, just bring the coroner and call him a liar at this point

Defense at this point only has to bring up the Coroner to the stage and its a closed fucking case, holy shit

 

[FMW13]

Freddy Mercury re-enactment of Floyd's arrest:

You son of a bitch. You made my sides hurt right now.

 

[Slimy Time]

I wonder if the Prosecution is kicking themselves in the foot for having such a basic and blunt man answering questions honestly on stage that show that what they want to prove is dogshit

This guy has to be sending the jury to sleep. Not his fault, he's being asked on the details of administering drugs in a blunt manner.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

iirc she was an off duty firefighter who happened to have medical training.

That's her name now: "The Seething Loaf."

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Wasn't The Seething Loaf supposed to be a paramedic, too?

No, she was an EMT and they have much narrower scopes of practice. The paramedic even went out of his way to mention that he got EMT certified in high school.

 

[TroonedOutCarl]

GEORGE FLOYD MACHINE

Gentlemen we can rebuild him

 

[The Last Stand]

Man this guy is really boring, evident by how no one here seems to care what he's saying.

You start with a joke, then you get to reality. That's the kicker.

 

[Peacock Angel]

Gentlemen we can rebuild him

we has tha teknologe

 

[Particle Bored]

We're called Holocaust Fact Checkers, thank you.

Claim: when preparing to cremate their victims, Nazis would have them remove their shirts and deposit them in a nearby hamper. Shirts were recycled to new inmates at the facility, however trousers were burned with the victims, as the guards did not want to have to see their "filthy sleeveless Jew-cocks."

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Can a Kiwi with more medical training explain whether the administration of sodium bicarbonate would cause any sickled cells to de-sickle?

Thanks.

 

[Łimønča]

I've had two 502 bad gateway cloud flare messages in the last 1 1/2 hours from the host. Is someone trying to DDoS us?

 

[Meat Target]

kicking themselves in the foot

>kicking themselves in the foot

 

[brap_connoiseur_420]

iirc she was an off duty firefighter who happened to have medical training.

One WHOLE day of EMT training to be precise.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Gentlemen we can rebuild him

He will rob and take more drugs than ever thought possible. $20 bills? That's low-time nigga shit. He will be showing off $100s. He will fuck the oldest and dumbest of women possible. He will be... The Ultimate Floyd.