Orbiter 🐊 TheGatorGamer / Christopher Brian Holloman / "Shannon Gaines" / GatorTimeYT - Ethan Ralph's former schizophrenic lapdog. Paid in pennies to defend his master online. Now emancipated and doxed by Ethan Ralph.

[4str4staleatherbelt]

I THINK I'M GOING TO JOIN DICK'S WEIGHT LOSS CONTEST!

Holy shit I can't stand Gator. Ralph says he learned to not be offended by fat jokes a long time ago. Here comes Gator with the shield: "You just lean right into it and play the class clown, that's what you do. Women love that shit!!"

Blow my brains out, Jesus Christ.

Gator knows all about what women want. Just ask his blonde Puerto Rican girlfriend.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Secret patreon audio: Ralph and Gator discuss KiwiFarms Both allege the May's kidnapper was a Kiwi Farms user and cope about Josh and the site.
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They're really trying to warm up to IP2 aren't they? Good fucking luck faggots the only time they got slightly involved with the IP2 people IRL Ralph got swatted and he seethed so much he and his girlfriend (male) left a party in tears

 

[Keranu]

Gator: "I blame that fucking a-log JD Salinger for Mark David Chapman for shooting John Lennon. Look at this a-log JD Salinger who was writing about teenage angst, he knew he was directly talking to Mark and telling him to kill a Ralphachad like John Lennon. It all makes sense when you step back and look at it".

HOLY SHIT GATOR YOU SIMPING FUCKING RETARD. I guess Moot invented all memes and you're an even bigger oldfag than W.T. Snacks. Fucking idiot. This is ridiculous.

It's moments like these where Gator come across as worse than his master on principle but then again we don't see Fatboy Shannon spitting blood into plastic bags at Trader Joe's.

This has got to be some of the very worst guntcoping on Gator's part. Holy hell, he's taking the L on this one.

 

[AltisticRight]

What the fuck is a futurologist samurai? Will gaydur commit seppuku if he dishonours the gunt? He'll need the most expensive and sharpest sashimi knife to cut through that thick repitilian skin of his.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

What the fuck is a futurologist samurai? Will gaydur commit seppuku if he dishonours the gunt? He'll need the most expensive and sharpest sashimi knife to cut through that thick repitilian skin of his.

Shame, that replica katana he picked up at the latest anime convention looked really awesome but the chunt and gunt resist piercings and slices despite all best efforts.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Shame, that replica katana he picked up at the latest anime convention looked really awesome but the chunt and gunt resist piercings and slices despite all best efforts.

The Hard Men Working Hard have song about him I think.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

The Hard Men Working Hard have song about him I think.

This is great.

It always brings me back to a question regarding weebs: do you think they eat Asian food unironically and more importantly can they use chopsticks or just give up and use forks?

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

This is great.

It always brings me back to a question regarding weebs: do you think they eat Asian food unironically and more importantly can they use chopsticks or just give up and use forks?

I learned how to use chop sticks because it looked kinda fun, I'd 100% wager that he tried due to anime and gave up but still owns several metal pairs.

 

[AltisticRight]

If by weeb, we mean those disgusting slovenly fat anime consumers, I doubt it.
The proper way to eat sushi is washed hands. Many Western mannerisms while using chopsticks, such as jamming them onto food sticking up, slamming them head down to align, and rubbing them together are considered extremely disrespectful and rude.

It's simple, it resembles this:

(Praying to the deceased at a temple/folk religion stuff, note the "sticks" in their hands and more sticking out in that cauldron-like vessel know as a Ding)

Mannerisms are oblivious to weebs of course, they are the lowest of all lows, all their supposedly Asian culture is obtained from anime, or the "good portrayal" of it. Mianzi and tiger parenting? Nah.

I would love to see gaydur eat his shitty Taco Bell pizza and burritos with a pair of chopsticks.

(Speaking of weeb, thanks Nool, you fool. At least we get to see what the feeder's wankbank looks like for a day)

 

[Vetti]

At least we get to see what the feeder's wankbank looks like for a day

Doesn't look like shota to me.

 

[High Tea]

Gator: "I blame that fucking a-log JD Salinger for Mark David Chapman for shooting John Lennon. Look at this a-log JD Salinger who was writing about teenage angst, he knew he was directly talking to Mark and telling him to kill a Ralphachad like John Lennon. It all makes sense when you step back and look at it".

Gator doesn't think Salinger was the alpha Chad, grooming girls like his master does? If he thinks content is the reason people do things, then the same can be said for them. No, you don't blame the content if you are free speech because your content can be blamed. If you are right wing, the line is mental illness where Chapman is concerned. Besides, Lennon was basically a nwo commie. I thought they hated them. Catcher in the Rye being the reason Lennon is dead is just scratching the surface. Ice cold take.

 

[RichardRApe]

Secret patreon audio: Ralph and Gator discuss KiwiFarms Both allege the May's kidnapper was a Kiwi Farms user and cope about Josh and the site.

Oh my god those kiwi farmers are abducting trooned pedophiles in the night! Ralph predicted this! Gator knew this whole time that IP2 was a safer community!

EDIT: And holy hell Gator acting like he knows so much about the law, about how knows what the cops are thinking, what they would and wouldn't do, what their preferences are, etc. is hard to listen to. It's like his laundry rant last night when it's clear he's dirty as hell. At least the laundry rant was a self-own because he's a loner and Ralph stomped on him with his "I get my bitches to do my laundry" line.

Last EDIT: Should have listened all the way through before posting, we get another Chad Gator quote to close out the show.

 

[MeltyTW]

At least the laundry rant was a self-own because he's a loner and Ralph stomped on him with his "I get my bitches to do my laundry" line.

i doubt either of them do laundry in a timely manner

Oh my god those kiwi farmers are abducting trooned pedophiles in the night! Ralph predicted this! Gator knew this whole time that IP2 was a safer community!

imagine being so low you have to beg to get into ip2, literally begging to be swatted and fucked with, im sure the crowd who demands constant tts racial slurs and swattings as a matter of course will welcome some fat lazy faggot droning on in the safety of his own home ass firmly planted in chair barely fucking alive let alone awake zonked out on meth and xannies and booze over content they could just go and watch themselves or get more concise and entertaining recaps from forums or a quick scan over a post with their clips. no gaytor you only still have any non bots because you pander to a dead political movement who are desperate for external validation and even as tightly guarded and controlled outlet as you can get on the ks but also not get bullied

 

[Sam Losco]

Gator acting like he's been in fights before. This fucking guy's entire existence is a larp. Larp's being a chad that gets pussy, larps being a tough guy that gets in fights, larps being knowledgeable about world affairs, the world in general, finances, etc. Dude, you fucking work at Trader Joes as a bagger.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Gator acting like he's been in fights before. This fucking guy's entire existence is a larp. Larp's being a chad that gets pussy, larps being a tough guy that gets in fights, larps being knowledgeable about world affairs, the world in general, finances, etc. Dude, you fucking work at Trader Joes as a bagger.

Larps as having a CS degree but can't pronounce nginx, doesn't know the difference between temporary and permanent redirects, can't throw together a decent site even when his hand is being held by nimble builder.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

(Speaking of weeb, thanks Nool, you fool. At least we get to see what the feeder's wankbank looks like for a day)

Now now, he's just making us all be Gator for a day to see how hard it is. I've been watching anime and tucker carlson for the last 4 hours and I can see what a hard life he leads. Poor Gator, he works so hard.

How many silver rounds do you think he bought?

 

[Ralphamale]

i doubt either of them do laundry in a timely manner


imagine being so low you have to beg to get into ip2, literally begging to be swatted and fucked with, im sure the crowd who demands constant tts racial slurs and swattings as a matter of course will welcome some fat lazy faggot droning on in the safety of his own home ass firmly planted in chair barely fucking alive let alone awake zonked out on meth and xannies and booze over content they could just go and watch themselves or get more concise and entertaining recaps from forums or a quick scan over a post with their clips. no gaytor you only still have any non bots because you pander to a dead political movement who are desperate for external validation and even as tightly guarded and controlled outlet as you can get on the ks but also not get bullied

So Ralph's mom is his bitch? @adezero how large was the pile of laundry on Ralph's floor when you forced him to change his sheets for the first time in the last decade?

Gator acting like he's been in fights before. This fucking guy's entire existence is a larp. Larp's being a chad that gets pussy, larps being a tough guy that gets in fights, larps being knowledgeable about world affairs, the world in general, finances, etc. Dude, you fucking work at Trader Joes as a bagger.

The only fights Gator ever had was when his Mother told him to go outside and get a fucking life. If this MMA shit does go down I'm sure there's people out there willing to fight Gator for the entertainment value. Tons of people hate the fuck because all he can do is make up absurd lies about anyone he dislikes.

Larps as having a CS degree but can't pronounce nginx, doesn't know the difference between temporary and permanent redirects, can't throw together a decent site even when his hand is being held by nimble builder.

C'mon now, Wordpress is really, really, really hard work goy. Part of me highly disbelieves he has a CS degree when he doesn't even know basic bitch HTML crap that kids are taught in grade school nowadays. A company would be better off hiring a twelve year old kid as IT instead of Gator. When Trump was talking about making a rival news network you just know that Gator was writing up a resume on how he's the brains and tech behind the most popular late night show on youtube to finally be something in life. He probably cries himself to sleep nightly because it never panned out for him. Hell I'd bet the discord call bot is just some shit he ripped from somewhere else while acting like he coded it up himself. He couldn't code his way out of a paper bag as all he knows to do is fill them from all the work experience at Trader Joe's. Trader Joe himself is a massive fan of the kill report and watches it every single night while subscribing to the highest tier on Patreon to hear Gators hot anime takes with the fellow pedo May.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Part of me highly disbelieves he has a CS degree

All of me knows he doesn't have a CS degree. He's a fucking idiot.

 

[Uncle June]

All of me knows he doesn't have a CS degree. He's a fucking idiot.

I thought he did, but he wanted to change career paths and get into Healthcare?

Probably to save his role model, Jim.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I thought he did, but he wanted to change career paths and get into Healthcare?

Probably to save his role model, Jim.

It's unnerving how much of a possibility that is. Were it anyone else I would just take it as a joke but Gator? Good chance you're right.