[July 26th, 2015] Chris Tells Us Why We Should Respect Sonichu

[Pikonic]

You know if you take the Archie comics into account Sonic does marry Sally Acorn.

I seriously have no idea why I know that, I just do.

 

[Bluespike]

Sonichu will do whatever Father asks of him and is a total Mary Sue no matter how you look at it, and the best part is, no Autism!

 

[Sonitistic]

I'm a little shocked that Sonichu is still male.

 

[LyR]

Perhaps Chris should put just a little more effort into his franchise. Like releasing something that keeps it alive and interesting even for those who just follow it ironically. (like pretty much everyone)

It doesn't even have to be a comic, a plain text short story or novel every once in a while would do the job I think.

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

Perhaps Chris should put just a little more effort into his franchise. Like releasing something that keeps it alive and interesting even for those who just follow it ironically. (like pretty much everyone)

It doesn't even have to be a comic, a plain text short story or novel every once in a while would do the job I think.

No, he needs to spend an unknown amount of money producing overpriced shit on ebay that represents his IP. It's much easier than thinking of something new.

 

[Linako 2.0]

No, he needs to spend an unknown amount of money producing overpriced shit on ebay that represents his IP. It's much easier than thinking of something new.

He could make Crystal flavoured Fanta and sell it on Ebay.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I just wonder who Chris is going to be telling this exact same thing to when he's 50.

 

[Varis]

I'm unsure who Chris is appealing to with the "family-friendly Sonic," but when he compares Sonichu to Pikachu, it sounds like he is talking to a child. "Sonichu is storng and doesnt afraid of anything."

Also, a sweetheart AND a lover? Does Rosechu know about this?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I'm unsure who Chris is appealing to with the "family-friendly Sonic," but when he compares Sonichu to Pikachu, it sounds like he is talking to a child. "Sonichu is storng and doesnt afraid of anything."

Also, a sweetheart AND a lover? Does Rosechu know about this?

Well he expects everyone else to think like he does, so he was probably directing to people of all ages, expecting really young children to have his level of understanding and adults to have his level of naivety.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I just wonder who Chris is going to be telling this exact same thing to[...]

When most people go through their midlife crisis, they reflect on their lives.

Assuming Chris makes it to middle age, there's a good chance he's still going to excessively obsess over cartoon rodents.

 

[soIregistered]

Person Celebrity.

 

[AdJack]

If he only shipped overseas.

I want a Hand-Made Soul Piece. Preferably a Lord Soul of Autism.

 

[Gun Barrel City Texas]

I can't believe that he thinks he is "appreciated like a person celebrity" when nobody appreciates him period. (except kengle lol)

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

So now Chris has taken to gnawing off portions of his own fingers. Typical.

Oh, and Sonichu does not deserve respect. Sonichu is a dirty drunk and crack dealer who beats his wife and shows porn to kids he doesn't even know. Dirty porn. He cheats the welfare system for free money which he spends on Mad Dog 20/20 and cockfighting (which means illegal animal death matches, as well as the other thing). Sonichu is dirty and awful and bad, and he's going straight to hell when he dies. Needless to say, no one loves him.

 

[Pocoyo]

Awwww fresh squeeze autism, goes down smooth

No, it goes down salty.

 

[AnOminous]

Sonichu goes into buildings and gets in an elevator full of people just to push the buttons for every floor and then run away.

 

[milkshark]

I like that Chris is admitting Sonichu is fanfiction, rather than maintaining the "video game creator" delusion. Sonichu is his personal "mascot" but it's not an IP goldmine and a path to fame and riches. Chris has always been the true star, Sonichu is the security blanket.

 

[Dollars2010]

It's also good to know that Chris is sealing his very own soul into these Sonichu Amiibos, much like Voldemort's Horcruxes.

 

[Sir Walter Raleigh]

Chris, you beautiful autistic bastard. It's kind of refreshing to know he still believes Sonichu to be this incredible idea that will turn him into a millionaire. No matter how deep he goes into his lesbian soul bullshit, he's still the same clueless and lovable clod from years ago.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Not be Rushed; Quality is Good to me.

An I am improving the packaging quality to make sure they each do not fall apart in transit.