The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[brap_connoiseur_420]

>does cardiac arrest require a lot of hands on?
>Yes.

Absolute chad this carrot top is.

 

[TitusOvid]

This witness just said Floyd died from a cardiac arrest and not throat compression. The prosecution is making the defense's case.

 

[Danke]

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Me when my wife's boyfriend doesn't let me play on the Switch

 

[LaxerBRO]

I prepped for every direct and cross I ever did at least a week before, this girl sounds like she just went over the notes for her witness list this morning jfc.

A witness that is pro-Chauvin should appear confused then just let the rumor slip that the prosecution coached them on the right thing to say to get a guilty verdict.

That's what I would do if I was an asshole and on the jury.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

So wait is it the main paramedic on the stand now?

Please help us wagies out with some play by play.

The first guy was the driver. He's the one who drove a couple blocks away. Meanwhile, Lane and the guy who is testifying now were in the back of the ambo trying to get Floyd started again.

Both of the paramedics are just walking through what they saw when they got to the scene, what steps they took to resuscitate him, and so forth. The TL;DR is that Floyd was dead when they got there. No big Perry Mason moments so far.

 

[Linako 2.0]

"i'm only human"
The entire prosecution disassembled in a single sentence

In layman's terms, the prosecution has no hope

 

[Merry]

This witness just said Floyd died from a cardiac arrest and not throat compression.

Superficial blood!

 

[kūhaku]

Okay I must be going crazy, can’t find it in the thread. Does anyone have a link to the source of the news that google was going to make a Floyd AI? I hope it wasn’t just an April fools joke

 

[LemmeSee]

"It means you're dead."
This guy is great.

 

[world of shit]

Revolutionaries are only useful until they are not, after that they are a liability

"Never trust a traitor, even one you created yourself" -Vladimir Harkonnen

 

[LUNEKO]

Chad EMT: Shock therapy is not the first answer to a heart attack
Prosecution: Why not?
Chad EMT:

 

[Aldeland]

Derek: Shock therapy is not the first answer to a heart attack"
Prosecution: Why not?
Derek:
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Gonna make this my profile image once I can turn off the anime.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

Okay I must be going crazy, can’t find it in the thread. Does anyone have a link to the source of the news that google was going to make a Floyd AI? I hope it wasn’t just an April fools joke

There is no source, the poster accepted it was a /pol/ edit

Epstein was in charge of the project desu

 

[General Disarray]

She's awful, these questions are absurd. I wonder if she knows she doesn't have a a job after this.

 

[Not Really Here]

Okay I must be going crazy, can’t find it in the thread. Does anyone have a link to the source of the news that google was going to make a Floyd AI? I hope it wasn’t just an April fools joke

It was supposedly a 4chan joke.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Asking questions that you don't know the answers to is a big NO is this is her witness holy shit.

 

[HARSH NOISE]

This would be a slam dunk witness if this prosecutor didn't get her law degree from Chef Tsung's Chinese Buffet & Bar Exams.

 

[LemmeSee]

Did the lawyer not do prep? wtf is happening here. She's looking like a total clown.

 

[Probably An Autist]

i dont get the point of asking any of this. it seems obvious, but im a retard not a lawyer

 

[Obscure Creature]

Chad EMT seems annoyed. Ugly prosecutor lady fucking sucks at questioning