Most of you know Anna as the IG pigbeast "GlitterandLazers"JPG; She has a Youtube of the same name. Anna pretends to be a quirky, loveable, obese Fat Acceptance Blogger and has become a hero of sorts to the unwashed and ugly. I mean, who better a poster child for this movement than an overgrown Russet Potato modeling disgusting bikinis? She lives the life fatties dream of, only its a huge facade and we know it. Only now, I have proof. I came across it while cleaning out my bookmarks last night, and Im going to share with you some fun stuff. This will be kinda long, but you'll enjoy it if you're into this kinda thing.
Anna goes to "The Biggest Loser Resort" Based on the TV Show
So we know Anna as a HAES/FA blogger, but did you know how she started out? She first came on the interwebz to write
A weightloss Blog, and my fellow FPHers, it's as good as you think it is. Its filled with self-loathing, tales about eating entire bags of chocolate, and piques with the ultimate fatty sin:
The time she tried out for the Biggest Loser, and made it to the semi-finals. Here's a direct quote by the dump truck herself, regarding the show:
"The Biggest Loser Resort has fancy weigh-in machines that tell you exactly what that loss was composed of. For me, that weight loss was made up of 8.6 lbs of fat, .2 lbs dry lean body mass and 1.8 lbs water. So you doubters can suck it. I am so ready to start the next phase of my weight loss journey."
But wait, where's the happy-go-lucky obese retard who we all know and loathe? Oh yea, its just a lard-encrusted facade she made up after she gave up on weightloss and found out she could get even bigger & make money. We've got other things to get too, but you can read her entire Biggest Loser entry by clicking here. Everything is archived due to the fact she nuked the site from orbit when she became queen of the fats.
She also gets her RMR tested, so she knows the numbers. She just chooses to ignore them. Can't lose your loyal herd of blind followers, I guess.
Self Loathing, Weight Gain & Resolutions
Anna always talks about how happy she is in her body, how she loves the way she looks, how she wouldn't change etc... but how can that be true? I ask this because prior to her nuking the blog, she used to write about how miserable she was in her fat body. How she had issues finding clothes, how she couldn't stop eating her feelings, how she can't find anyone to date her and so on. I always knew she was miserable, even if she didn't say it. Anna is a highly narcissistic cow, and you never see her with any boyfriends or friends for that matter. All her selfies are taken with a tripod and a remote FFS. It was the norm to find quotes like this throughout her blog:
"I just looked in the mirror and finally realized that I was tired. I was tired of being overweight and battle-royaling other chubby stylistas for the 5 cute outfits that existed in my size. I was sick of feeling trapped in my body. I was done with being overweight. That realization didn’t come from some magical cure all day."
You can find the rest of this blog entry by clicking here It's filled with her talking about crash dieting and failed attempts, her resolution to lose weight, and the general hate she harbors for her current "condishun".
Remember, at this time she had lost some weight. The current Anna we know now is 150-200lbs heavier than she was when writing this.
Her blatant hate of exercise
So if you like to torture yourself, you can head on over to IG and read about how much Anna "Loves to Exercise" and she's totally doing it all the time. She claims to be a super healthy, albeit morbidly obese person. If any of you run like I do, you know how quick outdoor running can take a toll on even the best running shoes. I noticed early on that she's always running outdoors, as she most likely exceeds the weight limits of any treadmill (not kidding). Yet, her shoes are never dirty, and in the few very short clips on her IG that showcase her running, she seems out of breath and her strides are terrible. Her feet never lift off the ground, there's no rhythm
(much like her dancing) and her pace would make a snail embarrassed. Here's another direct quote from her blog:
"I had to start thinking healthy. To stop getting caught up in numbers and dress sizes. I had to start loving exercise or rather finding a way to love exercise. At that point, to be honest, running seemed like a thing people do in movies. I had to find out why I was so reliant on food. I had to admit that I had made fats and sugars my coffee buddies."
She also talks about her bucket list, and here are a few highlights regarding exercise:
- Run a mile without running out of breath
- Do twenty push ups in a row
- Get my BMI out of the "obese" range & weigh less than I did in High School
- Ride on an airplane and be able to put the arm rest down
- Wear normal size clothes
Hmm, just a few short years ago she was almost 200lbs lighter, yet hated exercise of any kind
especially running. Yet now, at a heavier weight, we're expected to believe she's some sort of athlete? Much like Raging Chestpain, Glitter will talk on and on about running, yet she never gives any reliable metrics like distance or time or anything for that matter. She talks about everything chaffing yet her active wear never looks worn and her shoes never dirty. I'll let you guys decide, but I think we know the answer here. Here's the link to the bucket list where I found most of this.
Lack of Love & Work
Anna has always claimed she has a super amazing happy life. We all know by this point she's a liar and a narcissist, she even seems to have some histrionic personality traits. Since becoming the fat girls "idol" as she puts it, she doesn't admit to failure on her part. Everything she does is the best of the best no matter the outcome. I've also mentioned that you never see her with friends or a significant other. She claims to get hit on so much, why no boyfriend?
There was a debacle a few years back where she called herself
"The Kim Kardashian" of Jamaica and claimed all these black dudes where constantly hitting on her. She received a ridiculous amount of backlash from this and left social media for a minute. She was insulted that people called her out, made fun of her weight, questioned why she never is seen with a love interest, and so on. She made a cringe worthy video crying about it and claiming that she was leaving Social Media because she saw a "murder in Jamaica" & not because of being made fun of. Here's the video where you can see her crying about it.YouTube
Around 2014-2015, right before she nuked this blog and started doing "Fat Girl Clothing Hauls" to garner attention, she gives us a brief glance into her non existent social life. She also went on to rant about how hard it is to find someone to date, even online her size is preventing her from getting a boyfriend. But wait... doesn't she constantly talk about how all these men want her so badly? If you goto her IG you'll find numerous posts talking about these outlandish dating experiences, but she never has any proof. No pictures, no names, nothing, just really "that happened" interactions that are so far fetched Tess rolls her eyes. Here's a quick quote from her blog:
"Life has been hard. Friends have been hard. The only thing that hasn’t been hard is my resolution to not stress eat. I literally had a conversation with a coworker that went as such." Then in the next sentence she relates a convo with a co-worker where Anna says
"I am so stressed out, I just ate a bag Lindt chocolates”
Which is it, Anna?
She also goes on to talk about how she wants to find love and her desire to have someone love her back.
"Their desire to be loved by someone else is some much stronger then there own self love. It make me sad because I know what it’s like to feel that way- especially in a society that put so much value on relationships and body image."
Onto her job - It seems that Anna started that job, her "Dream Job" as she puts it, around 2015-2016. She held this position for about a year, year and a half and then claims she quit. This is around the time she was getting "famous" with the Fat Acceptance crowd. We'll get to that in a second. Anna started working for a startup called
Sprinklr, and she was heavily unqualified. It focus on social media advertising, the new SEO at the time before the bubble burst for that as well. She can't code, she can't program or do anything besides post. She has little experience in HTML, none in python, C language programming or Java. She got the job solely through nepotism. She would often be loud and obnoxious at work and bring her dog into the office, on the days she showed up, that is. Often because of annoying people in the workspace, she was allowed to work from home. She then started up her bullshit about
"being sexually harassed." She filed over 6 complaints in six months. That's a tremendous amount of complaints from her in a short time. Eventually, the company got sick of her and let her go, although it isn't clear if they gave her the option to resign or just forced her out.
The above can be found here.
This got long, fast - and for that I apologize. There's literally years of entries I had to sift through but I had the time and thought you guys would enjoy. She isn't the happy person she seems to be, and I find it hilarious she started out as a weight loss blogger.
This can be part one, if you guys like it and want to see more I can do a second part. I was getting dangerously close to the character limit and needed to stop for the day.
As for her Job
I just was able to confirm she was in fact, shit canned. She claims she quit it to write a book, but as a NYC native, I can tell you that nobody does that without a paying job lined up, and there's no way she has enough of an emergency fund to ride out unemployment. It's not like she got a publishing deal at that time, there was no advance to live off of to write such a book. She originally got transferred from the main office in Texas after six months, they found out shes not only annoying, she's useless too. She got a similiar job in NYC and thats when she kept complaining about sexual harassment, so they told her they'd give her severance if she left willingly. She had six or seven claims in and when she found out she was gonna get fired, she threatened a sexual harassment lawsuit. Thats when they told her: You're fighting a losing battle. Just sign this (stating you won't sue), we'll give you some money and you can walk. If you don't, we'll still fire you like we were planning too, but you can take your chances in court. Anna, knowing that this was just an attempt to keep her job and beetus money, knew she'd never find a dumb enough ambulance chaser to take the case. She took the money and walked.
