Jessica Marie Saiter / Andy Saiter / AndySaiterArtwork / Octavius Opus / KinkyFurs / BizzarreProductions / RadSlad / ElegantMarzipan - Splatoon Otherkin, Aspiring Artist and Author, "FatFur", Autistic "Nonbinary", "Pop-Culture Pagan", never had a relationship; turned down real men for an Octopus DJ. Can't write an original story to save her life.

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This user has been discussed quite regularly in the Otherkin and Waifu Culture threads, and it's about time she got her own piece. Thank you to KF users @Lyra Plushie @w4vy_gr4vy, @Sculptor, @Maya Amano, @Fake-n-Gay, and @IOnceWasAWaifuFag for their contributions that made this thread possible.

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Who is Jessica Saiter?
Jessica Marie Saiter, age 29 as of this post, is an aspiring artist and author from Michigan. She lives at home with her parents and younger sister, with an on-and-off job as a cashier. She identifies as "nonbinary" and began going by Andy 2 or 3 years ago. This isn't uncommon on modern social media, what makes her stand out are her spiritual beliefs and relationship with a fictional Nintendo villain.

Jessica was discovered in the Waifu Culture thread, expressing her fondness for DJ Octavio, a major villain in the Nintendo series, Splatoon.
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Splatoon is her obsession. Her drive. It's the one thing she can't stop talking about. It even goes deeper than normal fandom.
Jessica, as you see, believes she was an Octotrooper from Splatoon in a past life. You see this thing? Her.

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Yes, truly, the resemblance is uncanny.
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She's what is called "fictionkin"; an otherkin that identifies as a fictional character. She identifies as pagan and after her "spiritual awakening" via playing Splatoon, she began identifying an octopus as her spirit animal and worshipping Poseidon, the Greek god of the sea. She claims Octavio is her one true love, but recently she has decided to go "poly" with the intention of seeking out real people to date, with little to no luck. Yes, she's a 29-year old virgin, and she openly admits she's never dated a real man.

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The Discord Exposé:
@IOnceWasAWaifuFag has done an excellent exposé on her Discord conversations regarding her family, past, and mental (un)health:
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Jessica has authored quite a bit of fanfiction and Amazon short stories, such as "Canon Call of Cthulhu". Jessica has currently been writing a book under the alias Octavius J. Opus ("Oct Opus", get it?) that is really just glorified self-insert Splatoon fanfiction with the characters changed around to avoid Nintendo's legal eye. It's 69k words long and has the working title of "Octopod! Why Does My Crush Have Tentacles?", about a 35-year-old woman who gets isekai'd into a video game and fucks the villain (named "MC Tentachill"). Her other current work-in-progress is a shameless ripoff of Tamagotchi called "LuckyTomo". She just doesn't understand WHY she can't find a publisher for any of her work!

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Her books are available in PDF format as attachments to this thread.
 

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I'm going to need social media posts or book excerpts to laugh at. Does she get in fights with other idiots? Write fanfic?

She does write fanfic at: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Octotrooper/pseuds/_FUCK_DAT_DJ_ (https://archive.md/91WQK)

Her Tumblr and main Reddit accounts are where most of the good shit is:
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She also occasionally breaks down and has moments of clarity about how weird this Octotrooper fictionkin stuff is and "breaks up" and Octavio only to go back into her "relationship" within a week.
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this was in the waifuism thread, but marzi has noticed us :story:
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she also has a yt channel now

EDIT: seems that she's on royal road, too!

seems to be the pdf that was in the OP, though

this seems to be her newest FA as well: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/hornyhornswallow/ (https://archive.md/ZQwRY)
and found a casting call club: https://www.castingcall.club/projects/octopod-animated-commercials can't seem to find the actual commercial itself, though.
 
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Copy pasta'ed from the waifu board. Here's my contribution.


Rate me autistic but I read most of Marzi's book. It took about 3 hours to read, pretty short considering she wanted this to be a novel. I now have terminal 5 brain cancer as my prize. She sperged too hard about this getting leaked. Like her story was this amazing novel that people would want to steal ideas from.

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Spoiler for my retarded critique of the book. It's a self insert story with likely Marzi's "headcanons" on splatoon.
She creates scenes then skips how you go from A to B in every chapter. There's no bridge. For example, she writes about being in a restaurant and the time there, then in the next paragraph we're in her sisters house loading up the life altering game. What happens between these scenes could make for more plot, character, world, or story building but at every opportunity to create a bridge like this, it's skipped. Later on in Act 2 Marzi and the group are surrounded by "Octopods", one of them gets killed by the group but then in the next paragraph the entire scene is forwarded. So it reads like a horde of armed Octopods watched one of their own get murdered then Marzi's group is walking along the beach arguing. We don't even know the main character has friends until page 92/313 and no mention of them even comes up until then. Then you realize they're her co-workers from earlier that are her friends. The only real world building is Act 2 and 3 for self indulgence reasons.
It reads like her inner ramblings of what goes on in her head when she "discovered her kin type" was an octotrooper. From the book we learn she was promiscuous in her 20's as well as she has esteem issues with her intelligence and justifies it with "Octotroopers are stupid and it makes sense why I am too since they're my kin type" in Chapter 25.

She made an autobiography about herself, essentially. Where everything is normal but she of course is not. The picture in my last post with porn Marzi made is associated with this book. The guy on the left is the "big bad" she's in love with, the Octavio rip off. The left character is Marzi.

Some scenes.
In one scene she goes to a metaphysical shop. Minus the bizarre exchange of a 35 year old never hearing the word cephalopod, not much happens until the shop owner talks to Liz, the main character. The shop owner "sees fins growing from the side of her head" and exclaims she's never seen someone's "spirit" so clearly. Liz can feel the owner "pulling her fins".

Liz gets her blood drawn at some point and her blood is blue. Aside from the nurse that drew blood who freaked out, Liz just yells "I'm an octopus I know" and runs out of the building. This comes up later again when Liz's sister, Nancy, takes her to the hospital since Liz is getting more insane. They both and the medical staff observe her blood getting drawn blood again and everyone freaks out. Liz and Nancy "escape" and run out of the hospital. No questions asked what the fuck is going on.

Logically, she shouldn't be the one and only case of this happening but Liz is a special snoeflake. And if she suddenly developed blue blood she would be very ill, it's a sign of low oxygen going through your body. Instead Nancy and Liz talk about her "transforming" and listening to how the Octopus God and his summoning of Liz is more important than actual medical (and psychiatric) help.

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After Liz returns to the sex shop to buy a glass tentacle dildo and leaves she goes on to masturbate. After this the main character hears Octavio (I mean, MC Tentachill) in her head much more vividly.


End of Act 1 the TV they're playing the game on explodes in a blue light. Act 2 starts and Liz is now in the game's world and a random octopod calls her Goddess because gods are human looking in a game with only animals. And she slowly turns into an octopod.

For some reason during some drama about hiding how she's turning into an Octopod, Liz confesses she's been an Octopod for a month, ever since she seen a Tentachill figure, her terrified friend takes this opportunity and confesses they're transgender.

There's a sex with a body pillow scene and the end of the story is her having sex with Octavio. The end.

Overall:
If Marzi created a POV or presented her character with random hallucinations, fever dreams, or had schizophrenia it has more potential to grab attention. Liz is a Mary Sue or very close to it.
A brief example would be Liz being severely ill and finds respite in a childhood game while in the hospital. Since Liz has "the Terminal 5" and spends her days/months admitted, she finds herself engrossed in this game to take away the reality. Add in heavy vivid dreams from the drugs and also write in the reality of her situation in the hospital. Like go from rare occurrences of her feeling like an Octopod and focus on the reality but as her condition worsens it's vice versa and her coma state is her being in the game world.
Instead she goes for a "these weird incidents are weird but no one legitimately freaks out" in Act 1 to obvious self indulgence in Act 2 and 3.


Her "novel" reads more as your standard self indulgent fanfiction fare instead of a young adult book. If you have any knowledge of splatoon or Octavio you can clearly see it for what it is. The "Upper and Lower" god thing she wrote about was interesting and had excellent potential for more world building but was only explored briefly in the last Act.

She'd also benefit from getting criticism outside of her "super sekret fanbase".

This line here is the entire book. Marzi trying to make her personal experiences and delusions plus fantasy into a book when it should just be fanfiction.
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Fucking a pillow scene
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Rate me autistic but I read most of Marzi's book. It took about 3 hours to read, pretty short considering she wanted this to be a novel. I now have terminal 5 brain cancer as my prize. She sperged too hard about this getting leaked. Like her story was this amazing novel that people would want to steal ideas from.

Oh yeah, I did a readthrough with @Lyra Plushie and @w4vy_gr4vy a few days ago, it's amusing. The protagonist, Liz, is LITERALLY Jessica but A. doesn't play video games and B. actually has an IRL sex life. In fact, if you can read between the lines with Liz's dialogue, it's obvious that Jess is still deeply insecure about being a virgin at her age.

The "Upper and Lower" god thing she wrote about was interesting and had excellent potential for more world building but was only explored briefly in the last Act.

I actually agree. I tried to critique it seriously in the pre-thread DMs, and I noted that the best part for sure was when they were desperately trying to appeal to the Upper Gods and the Gods didn't give a fuck and were just like:
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Like fuck it, that was almost ACTUALLY FUNNY. It showed me that she has potential, if only she'd go beyond the Splatoon-otherkin thing and write her own truly original work.
 
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Oh yeah, I did a readthrough with @Lyra Plushie and @w4vy_gr4vy a few days ago, it's amusing. The protagonist, Liz, is LITERALLY Jessica but A. doesn't play video games and B. actually has an IRL sex life. In fact, if you can read between the lines with Liz's dialogue, it's obvious that Jess is still deeply insecure about being a virgin at her age.
I probably should have known better than to think Marzi has had sex before. Guess I gave her too much credit, even though in her book she writes a fucking sex with a body pillow scene.
 
I probably should have known better than to think Marzi has had sex before. Guess I gave her too much credit, even though in her book she writes a fucking sex with a body pillow scene.
Yeah, she seems pretty open about it all too.

She's also barely changed in the last 5 years. Note this is from 2015, one year before she "met" DJ Octavio by playing Splatoon.
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Also, she seems to be open about the Octavio thing on her Facebook. Wonder why she even made so much fuss over being doxed and "exposed"?
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I somehow feel violated by this jackass. I'm kind of a Splatoonfag and can be pretty autistic about it, but at least I'm aware that it's all fictional. Maybe that's what weirds me out about this whole thing.
Are you on Reddit? If so, you may have already run into her on r/Splatoon and not even known.

Slight powerlevel, but I casually browse many of the witchcraft and occult subreddits, and I see her out in the wild a lot. I always do a double-take with the username because it always pops up next to some retarded hot take and I'm like "OH".
 
Are you on Reddit? If so, you may have already run into her on r/Splatoon and not even known.

Slight powerlevel, but I casually browse many of the witchcraft and occult subreddits, and I see her out in the wild a lot. I always do a double-take with the username because it always pops up next to some retarded hot take and I'm like "OH".
I had a reddit account once upon a time, but I haven't used it for quite some time. It's pretty much abandoned.

I don't think I ever actually really frequented r/Splatoon. Maybe that's a good thing in retrospect.
 
About goddamn time. I'll be watching this thread with great interest. I knew this fucker for a time, wasn't really all that personal but I was a little further inside than a lot of waifuists can claim to be. I have some resources that I'll go looking back into when I get the time.

In the meantime, here's the YouTube video + transcript that I sent to the waifu culture thread, might as well keep this here:
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Transcript:
Hello everyone, I am Octavius J Opus aka Octopus and I write weird stories for weird people. Today, I'm gonna teach you why the secret to art is to JUST STEAL! You heard that right, this video is all about how to rip off other people's original characters and why you need to start tracing over copyrighted art. Sound like fun? Let's get started.
For those of you who aren't familiar with my work, I've been writing a novel for the last two years about a woman who gets magically transported into a fantasy video game called Eagle's Quarry. The book takes influence from games I like, Majora's Mask, Crystal Chronicles, Paper Mario, the list goes on and on. I've shared snippets of this book publicly online and given it to some beta readers, reception has been pretty good so far. But the one thing I'm repeatedly accused of is that my supporting character MC Tentachill is just a copy of a certain Nintendo villain.
I mean... (retarded clip), subtle is not a word that describes me very well. Let's talk creativity for a second. What exactly is creativity? Well a lot of people think- and especially beginning artists think this, is that creativity is the ability to come up with a never before done idea off the top of your head, one by one by one, over and over and over and over. Uh, this is bullcrap. No matter if it's a story, an original character, a painting, a song, nothing artistic is created in a void. All of it takes influence from something and some of it is gonna be closer to its inspiration than others.
The real secret of the art industry is that ALL CREATORS STEAL! I will repeat that again just so that you remember it better: ALL CREATORS STEAL! We are all thieves wether we wanna admit it or not. (Incomprehensible Japanese name) based Naruto off of Son Goku from Dragon Ball. H.P Lovecraft based (possibly Cthulhu but it sounds like she says clul) off a poem he read about the kraken. Even fricking Shigeru Miyamoto who is considered a game design legend intended the first Legend of Zelda game to be a Peter Pan game. When he couldn't get the rights to the characters from (whoever the fuck wrote it I don't care)'s estate, he simply created an OC who just happened to wear a green tunic and have a pointy hat and pointy ears and play with fairies, you get the idea.
Now, don't go too far with this, it's still not good to brazenly copy someone else's work. Don't just paste paragraphs from other's fanfiction into your own fanfiction and try to get away with it. That's not good. But it IS possible, and a good idea to use someone else's work as a base for your own work, so that you can get the same kind of feel, case in point. Those of you who have your audio on are probably trying right now to remember which Animal Crossing game you've heard this very soothing background music in. Was it, uh New Leaf, is it (too quiet to hear), Wild World? The secret is that this music isn't from Animal Crossing at all, it's stock music (which is pretty funny because that's exactly what I thought it was anyway but I'll pretend to be shocked). That was a wholly original composition but was inspired by (weeb shit)'s work in the Animal Crossing series.
Now let's talk about my original character: DJ Blocktavio (on the screen are the words: "Totally not Splatoon!"), uh, I mean MC Tentachill. (Awkward laugh) So it's pretty obvious from the get-go that I used DJ Octavio, main villain of Splatoon's hero mode as a base for this character. What can I say, I love that big guy more than I should and Nintendo barely gives him any screen time or even content. So the first thing I did when I created my, uh, original character version of Octavio was try to figure out what basic ideas were at the core of Octavio's character, and then figure out what was OK to put into a new character and what was too Octavio-specific. DJ Ocatvio basically boils down to: high-tech elderly DJ octopus/shogun who uses mind control, lives underground and thinks music pods make him look BAD-ASS. So I used ALL of these base ideas for Tentachill, then began to make adjustments and playing with the elements to separate him from Octavio. The easiest way to turn an existing character into an original character is to utilise your headcanons, and I mean as MANY of them as you possibly can without ruining the character you're trying to create. The less support your headcanon has in the established canon the better. For example, in fuedal Japan, Shoguns and other rulers who live long enough were diefied. So I assume that the Octarians knew DJ Octavio as at least a minor kami. Now there's nothing in Splatoon's lore to suggest this is true, which means it's basically an original idea that I had. Which means that I'm also free to slap it on to a different character without repercussions since I came up with it (I can hear a smug smile through this sentence). In that case, I made Tentachill a literal immortal god with supernatural powers instead of a long lived mortal who is simply viewed as ascendent.
Another headcanon, because of how robust he seems I always imagined that Octavio uses advanced tech to keep his body at around, age 63 maybe? Again, no evidence to confirm or deny this so I modified the concept for Tentachill. MC Tentachill doesn't age but he is a god instead of a mortal and needs no mad scientist to keep him silky young-ish. Tentachill is simultaneously older than Octavio at 343 literal years and younger than Octavio with a physical and mental age of around 40.
Other things that I included in my book that I quote-un-quote "stole" are headcanons on what feelings you would experience under Octavio's mind control, headcanons about Octarian views on sex vs gender, as well as a variation of a completely non-canon entity I created for the role of host octarian. (The text at the bottom of the screen now says: "No, this video is not sponsored by Nintendo (as if a YouTube video detailing how to steal their ideas ever would be). I'm just tired of people ignoring Octarians.") By the way, if you are not reading the Splatoon artbooks, please do, lots of juicy lore in there.
Uh, there's nothing in Nintendo's notes about any of what I created. Uh, I made it all from scratch (completely misses the irony of this statement), and that's exactly how you're supposed to come up with your original ideas, by bouncing your thought process off of someone else's thought process. Another thing I should add, when you're 'stealing' an existing character and making them into a new one, you NEED to add characteristics to them that the base character wouldn't make sense with. Now, don't just take a bunch of traits and invert them, if I did that to Octavio, Tentachill would have ended up as young, classical musician octopus man who frees people from mind control and rules over a kingdom in the sky. Uh, sure, you can invert a small amount of traits but if you go overboard it's just as obvious as keeping everything exactly the same. At some point, before finalising your copycat character, you need to have altered the base character significantly, if you don't, you're doing the bad kind of stealing instead of the good kind of stealing (??????).
So, what did I add to Tentachill? Well, the main difference is morality. Octavio is kind of a despicable (cad?), he tries to brainwash people with his music and even kidnapped Callie and forced her to try to kill her best friend. Tentachill isn't like that. Now don't get me wrong, he COULD brainwash you if he wanted to, because I love the whole concept of mind control EDM. Yeah, if you're actually a threat to the sea cave domain where he rules, you probably are going to end up with your mind wiped and your personality altered. This is because the octopods, his people, think that's more human than torture and execution. But one of the twists in my story, and this is obviously kind of a spoiler, is that Tentachill is decidedly NOT evil, despite being the main villain of the video game he lives in. He's a very caring guy, and a lot of what he does is to help his people thrive instead of bend them to his will. Now admittedly, this still comes from a kinda sorta headcanon and I'll explain that too. I REALLY like the idea of DJ Octavio being morally grey instead of strictly evil. I want to see Nintendo take his character in this kind of direction, but Nintendo's main line series generally don't give their big bads redeeming qualities. Unless you count Bowser being a good dad to Bowser Jr., which kind of- not really.
So, I honestly don't think this is in the cards for Splatoon, which is a big reason why I made Tentachill in the first place. I love the duality of a scary looking mind controlling cephalopod who ends up having more wholesome morals than you'd expect. It's fun, and it's one hell of a twist on the idea that heroes should look one way and villains should look another. And let's face it, Tentachill looks like a villain. That's the kind of thing you should be doing for all of your quote-un-quote "stolen" characters, take them in a direction that the original creators DIDN'T. Once you do, your character will start to write themselves in a different way, you've got a character who is distinct from its source. It ALWAYS happens.
The only thing I kept exactly the same from Octavio to Tentachill was the way that they talk. What can I say, I'm a fool who thinks it sounds cool. But even then, I didn't COPY any of Octavio's dialogue from the game. MC Tentachill is not gonna remix your face or give you (some nonsense about beatdowns), there's a line to be drawn, and even if that line is further out in the sand than most people think, you still have to be careful not to cross it.
Anyway, that's most of my thoughts about borrowing elements from other's characters. Now let's talk briefly about why you should be tracing copyrighted pictures.
Before I start this section of the video let me put up a mini disclaimer: DO NOT CLAIM OTHER'S ART AS YOUR OWN! Don't do it, DON'T DO IT! It's scummy, it demeans the other artist's hard work and it makes you look like a sad little clown. Do you wanna be a sad little clown? Didn't think so. So that being said why do I endorse tracing other people's finished pieces? The answer is- and I wish someone would have told me about this when I was a kid, is that it's an ideal study for building a deeper understanding of what makes a successful picture. The first way to copy an image for a study is to trace over the line art as if you're making one of your own pieces. You can copy the original artist's lines EXACTLY if you want to emulate their style and need help understanding it, or you can play with line weight and variations to try to hone a different inking style, when that's done you can do the same with colour. You can replicate the original colouring style or experiment with a totally different kind of colouring, and see how that affects the mood of the piece. Either way is good and both have a place in improving your own original art.
The second way to copy an image is to pretend to start from the bottom up. Draw an entire underbody for the image, uh, make a grid for the head, draw that naked barbie doll body before adding the clothes on, uh, draw the hair in chunks before breaking it up into smaller strands. Go step by step, while trying to stay within the guidelines of the original picture, so your brain has a better understanding of the process it takes to create an image like the one you're copying. You can also do this without tracing if you want a different type of copying challenge. Michelangelo approved. This method also works for helping you design original characters. You may like the general feel of someone else's character or the look of a certain pose, so as an early test for a work that's not a copy, try tracing some parts of the image and then adding different elements. Uh, change up the hair, change up the clothes, move an arm. Uh, this will help you get a better feel for what you want in your non-copy pieces.
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In the meantime, here's the YouTube video + transcript that I sent to the waifu culture thread, might as well keep this here:
I love how much time she dedicated to defending ripping off other peoples' work.

I've noticed that lately she's gotten into Tamagotchi as well, so guess how she handles it? By drawing a bunch of knock-off Tamagotchi and wondering if she was one in a past life. The exact same shit she did with Splatoon.

I've been watching that obsession grow, but it still takes a major backseat to her Splatoon shit.
 
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