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Surly Muppet said:
Phil is setting the sub goal at 5000 and is modding OiC.
So OiC's modship is an April Fool's joke to Phil.
What an interesting relationship dynamic that Phil is this confident that making a joke out of OiC's modship and contributions won't slow OiC down.
This is all done with some of the absolute worst comedic timing I have ever seen on a joke. It's genuinely painful.

Unrelated: I won the anime avatar lottery and I'm feeling pretty good about that.
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Yikes that's sad and funny. Funny in the fact that OIC is regulated to a joke to point and laugh at while sad in the fact this idiot will forever be nothing but a cuck and an ATM...
 
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L.I.M.B. Commander said:
Yikes that's sad and funny. Funny in the fact that OIC is regulated to a joke to point and laugh at while sad in the fact this idiot will forever be nothing but a cuck and an ATM...
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He should be a joke though, right? He only wants in for the purpose of gayops. Not sure if that was ever confirmed but it's so obvious it doesn't even go over Phil's head. So for once Phil is using his powers of being a greasy used car salesman for good by squeezing every cent out of him before thanking the dummy for the money then getting rid of him.

Usually he does this to people you might feel some sympathy for (but probably not) given their life situation or mental health etc, but nobody likes this fucking guy so who cares. Especially after the Discord leaks where Phil openly said all of this and the guy still won't drop it.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
I wanted to post a short summary about Dave's 0 degree Kelvin take about the consequences of what someone says but holy shit does AN1337 work fast, so I'll just post this without further comment. It has to be heard to be believed.
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I actually IRL facepalmed and stopped the video after "If you're a content creator".
He has to make everything about himself. What a self-centered piece of fucking dog shit.
Clips like that are the reason why I can't listen to his below garbage-tier videos/shtreams without commentary by somebody else.
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Look at that. Phail taking responsibility for people going after those he dunks on. :story:
 
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Financial breakdown for the day:

Anon $30 (2 different tips, $20 and $10. No telling if same person)

Pastrycuckary $50

Ladiesman (yea right, that name kills me every time) $20

Somethingwarrior (he sounds like a fag TBH) $20

$16 from everyone else

Edit: I also heard a cheer from FagKarl early on about a streamer named "Ludwig" that limited people on how much they can tip, and even banned a top khantributer for a month as "rehab".. I know this was bait, or possibly an April fools joke, but imagine my surprise when phil just tried to turn it into a joke, laugh it off, amd then say "good for that streamer. They can do what they want with their streams, and I cant do what i want with mine."

Yea, I bet you want no parts of that question you dumb bitch
 
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Tom Went To The Mayor said:
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Close, but not quite. All of DSP's icons must be ME! REEE! If he had to pick an anime avatar, he'd either go with the chibi of him on the T-shirts he sells or he'd dye Hogan's hair black and add a goatee, like so:
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I'm willing to wager he sees himself on the same level as Hogan, too.
 
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Our beloved pigroach has been referenced by Chapo Trap House in one of their latest podcast episodes about the Snyder cut.

and because Phil totally reads here, here you go, buddy! Take a gander at how much cash Chapo Trap House is pulling in just from their Patreon as of today.
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We can go ahead and add Chapo Trap House to the list of graves that Phil will dance upon whenever cancel culture targets them next.
 
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I've been thinking about this awhile and its dawned on me. You guys really do seem a bit obsessed and jealous of phil.

It doesn’t make sense to me anymore. Why do we spend so much blood sweat and tears hounding this man who hasn’t really done anything to us at all?

For instance I’ve taken for granted that phil’s lazy just like everyone here always says. But is that really true? I mean he is here all day every day bringing us fresh content. Except in his day off..everybody has to take a rest so you can hardly blame him. Being a content creator is harder than you think. Plus he’s probably uploaded far more than anyone else on youtube 70k-80k videos. He’s set records for the entire Internet. Can you do that?

A lot of people say hes mean but he seems to have lots of people who watch him and love him enough to pay for his services. These people are a lot nicer than anyone here. It just seems their doing something positive together while you guys are here being negative all the time. Maybe I’d rather hang out with them and enjoy life and phil’s content rather than being hateful every day.

People say he’s a liar and a scammer. But come on. He’s online all the time. How much has he lied relatively speaking? With all that time of course a few fibs my slip through. And again how could you blame him? With obsessed stalkers like you guys constantly looking for ways to hurt him sometimes he has to bend things a little bit to protect himself. And who knows how much of the lies people claim he makes are actually lies? For example that wwe mobile game everybody always uses as an example. Well did you know the government of the US of A checked it out and debunked it themselves? If you can’t trust the government who can you trust?

This is just the tip of the ice berg. I think ultimately deep down you guys are just envious of phil. His successful career, his beautiful wife, giant house, loving family, loads of money, and legions of adoring fans. Thats why you get your kicks tormenting this poor man as he’s barely scraping by trying to make ends meet. You’ve practically destroyed his life.

So all in all I just think this place just looks a bit silly. Spending years of time and effort trying to pull Phil down as every day he’s obviously happier and more prosperous than ever. Even if you have no morals, it kind of makes you look stupid and weak. You've causes so much trouble for his already difficult life. I hope you are happy. I admit I was like you guys but I’ve just realized how ridiculous ya all are. Time to blow this popsicle stand. Later chumps.
 
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I remember last year, DSP said he wasn't going to do anything for April Fool's because it wouldn't be fair to jerk people around and mess with them with the pandemic and everything. This year? He mockingly mods OIC for less than an hour - a guy who's been harassed by chat to the point where he disables his Twitch account in between sub bombs. I'm sure he appreciates all of his 'effort' getting made fun of. If increasing the sub goal to 5000 didn't illustrate DSP's interminable lust for money, nothing will.
 
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grump said:
I've been thinking about this awhile and its dawned on me. You guys really do seem a bit obsessed and jealous of phil.

It doesn’t make sense to me anymore. Why do we spend so much blood sweat and tears hounding this man who hasn’t really done anything to us at all?

For instance I’ve taken for granted that phil’s lazy just like everyone here always says. But is that really true? I mean he is here all day every day bringing us fresh content. Except in his day off..everybody has to take a rest so you can hardly blame him. Being a content creator is harder than you think. Plus he’s probably uploaded far more than anyone else on youtube 70k-80k videos. He’s set records for the entire Internet. Can you do that?

A lot of people say hes mean but he seems to have lots of people who watch him and love him enough to pay for his services. These people are a lot nicer than anyone here. It just seems their doing something positive together while you guys are here being negative all the time. Maybe I’d rather hang out with them and enjoy life and phil’s content rather than being hateful every day.

People say he’s a liar and a scammer. But come on. He’s online all the time. How much has he lied relatively speaking? With all that time of course a few fibs my slip through. And again how could you blame him? With obsessed stalkers like you guys constantly looking for ways to hurt him sometimes he has to bend things a little bit to protect himself. And who knows how much of the lies people claim he makes are actually lies? For example that wwe mobile game everybody always uses as an example. Well did you know the government of the US of A checked it out and debunked it themselves? If you can’t trust the government who can you trust?

This is just the tip of the ice berg. I think ultimately deep down you guys are just envious of phil. His successful career, his beautiful wife, giant house, loving family, loads of money, and legions of adoring fans. Thats why you get your kicks tormenting this poor man as he’s barely scraping by trying to make ends meet. You’ve practically destroyed his life.

So all in all I just think this place just looks a bit silly. Spending years of time and effort trying to pull Phil down as every day he’s obviously happier and more prosperous than ever. Even if you have no morals, it kind of makes you look stupid and weak. I admit I was like you guys but I’ve just realized how ridiculous ya all are. Time to blow this popsicle stand. Later chumps.
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You had me until beautiful wife. Good one, friend 😂
 
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TankMelee said:
I remember last year, DSP said he wasn't going to do anything for April Fool's because it wouldn't be fair to jerk people around and mess with them with the pandemic and everything. This year? He mockingly mods OIC for less than an hour - a guy who's been harassed by chat to the point where he disables his Twitch account in between sub bombs. I'm sure he appreciates all of his 'effort' getting made fun of. If increasing the sub goal to 5000 didn't illustrate DSP's interminable lust for money, nothing will.
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I support Phil dunking on his whales. Cuck them as hard as possible. Enjoy buttfucking them and watching them crawl back like an obedient piggy.
 
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