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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Hold the fuck up. They “know” that NINE more lambs are coming? And they’ve failed all the other ones? This is genuine animal neglect and not ignorance anymore Jesus Christ.
And god I want to fedpost so much right now about their “chuds are backing off”
 
Hold the fuck up. They “know” that NINE more lambs are coming? And they’ve failed all the other ones? This is genuine animal neglect and not ignorance anymore Jesus Christ.
And god I want to fedpost so much right now about their “chuds are backing off”
The CHUDS™ are just lying in wait to reduce that nine to something like six or seven most likely
 
What, to me, stands out most of this ranch is the complete lack of purpose or plan.

Are they, first and foremost, a shelter for trannies? An alpaca rescue? An attempt at creating a completely self-sustained farm? Or just a way to escape from the world for the five-six core members and all the rest is just decoration?

They moved to this house and land because they had problems of some sort with the old one and had barely arrived or had their eyes on some other property (which may be the hippie earth house we just learned about, or something else that silently fell through). Meanwhile they were also building an extension shed on their own terrain. But why? As expansion? Expansion to what, or for what? More trannies, more animals? Is there a set goal for number and type of animals/trannies they wish to maintain?

Is the partial goal to be self-sustaining financially, and independent from charity? What is the status of their visitors, do they pay for their own stay and/or are they supposed to work as farm hands? Does TUR hire for special competence (aside from pointing guns) or is anybody welcome? Is there an education plan for people wanting to be core member but lacking farming experience?

And then there's their abominable use of resources. They have, what, four guard dogs who seemingly can't be arsed to do their job, namely stand guard at night, and several indoor cats which should be out catching vermin. They keep buying or accepting more and more deficit-generating animals. They have invested in one or two generators, three cars, a tractor, several whacky trailers (currently unused) and despite their grift funding and contributions from the members, they must have a towering debt by now.

I'm not sure I subscribe to predictions of apocalyptic stand-offs with the FBI and trans suicide pacts, but I'm confident that, bar such incidents, the tranch, like the Soviet Union, will dissolve of sheer aimlessness.
"From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"

The problem they're going to face is they have no ability, and have extravagant needs. There is no plan, there is just mock communism, grifting off the donations of capitalists who do the real work for them.
 
What, to me, stands out most of this ranch is the complete lack of purpose or plan.

Are they, first and foremost, a shelter for trannies? An alpaca rescue? An attempt at creating a completely self-sustained farm? Or just a way to escape from the world for the five-six core members and all the rest is just decoration?

They moved to this house and land because they had problems of some sort with the old one and had barely arrived or had their eyes on some other property (which may be the hippie earth house we just learned about, or something else that silently fell through). Meanwhile they were also building an extension shed on their own terrain. But why? As expansion? Expansion to what, or for what? More trannies, more animals? Is there a set goal for number and type of animals/trannies they wish to maintain?

Is the partial goal to be self-sustaining financially, and independent from charity? What is the status of their visitors, do they pay for their own stay and/or are they supposed to work as farm hands? Does TUR hire for special competence (aside from pointing guns) or is anybody welcome? Is there an education plan for people wanting to be core member but lacking farming experience?

And then there's their abominable use of resources. They have, what, four guard dogs who seemingly can't be arsed to do their job, namely stand guard at night, and several indoor cats which should be out catching vermin. They keep buying or accepting more and more deficit-generating animals. They have invested in one or two generators, three cars, a tractor, several whacky trailers (currently unused) and despite their grift funding and contributions from the members, they must have a towering debt by now.

I'm not sure I subscribe to predictions of apocalyptic stand-offs with the FBI and trans suicide pacts, but I'm confident that, bar such incidents, the tranch, like the Soviet Union, will dissolve of sheer aimlessness.

They are taking drugs that will have long term health consequences, and ensuring they will need to take them the rest of their lives as in doing so they are fucking up their body's chemistry permanently.
Several of them paid a surgeon to castrate them, invert their penis into an oozing surgical wound they keep from healing.

Forward thinking is not their forte.
 
More lambs.
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Is that another lamb inside the house? The fuck? Don't they have a garage barn for their animals? Soon there's going to be more lambs than trannies inside that house.
 
What, to me, stands out most of this ranch is the complete lack of purpose or plan.

Are they, first and foremost, a shelter for trannies? An alpaca rescue? An attempt at creating a completely self-sustained farm? Or just a way to escape from the world for the five-six core members and all the rest is just decoration?

Is the partial goal to be self-sustaining financially, and independent from charity? What is the status of their visitors, do they pay for their own stay and/or are they supposed to work as farm hands? Does TUR hire for special competence (aside from pointing guns) or is anybody welcome? Is there an education plan for people wanting to be core member but lacking farming experience?
You bring up an interesting question. Do they have official applications for prospective Trancheros? More utopian communes that this still have something to fill out about your skills, your readiness to working in a group, your commitment to mediating disputes fairly, your understanding that e.g. power is limited and there's a composting toilet. Something where you agree you'll pull your weight or get ejected after X discussions and failures to improve, so everyone doesn't end up carrying a freeloader but can still feel righteous.

Here, they'd have to mention the TUR tiers: Kevyn and that quiet and forgettable troon pay monthly rent, do no work, stay indoors and have first dibs on the scarce electricity for amusement purposes. Everyone else... they seem like they're all doing something, at least, but I bet there have been heated discussions of what, who and when. We'll probably have to wait for another defection to learn more.

Maybe I'm extrapolating; I didn't go through anything more intense than roommates in suburbia (and visiting friends in more-idealistic communal housing) and I've still made myself annoyed just by remembering the experience. It's hard to imagine that a bunch of stunted manchildren in the middle of nowhere, with living animals to remind them of their duties (and creating even more messes) are handling it with perfect equanimity.
 
Unfortunately they are going to murder a 7.3. The 6.0 didn’t show up until 2003 when the EPA killed the 7.3. Between the crew cab, the duals and the short bed I’d say that truck was someone’s trailer hauler. Have they posted pictures of the bed? I’d bet there are either holes for a 5th wheel or heavy duty tow package bolted onto the frame.

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Yes you are 100% right. My smooth brain crossed up 95 and 05. Its been 20+ years since I had to think about these trucks.


I'm gonna guess they got the Ford because the Chevy is non turbo and a dog.
I'm gonna guess they put zero thought in to any of it.

Imagine my shock that their truck broke and they're looking for free labor to fix it. Diesel shit ain't cheap.
Wow that was quick. So did someone fill it with Unleaded instead of Diesel? Bets?


The made up "Chuds" are all "backing off" because there is CCTV everywhere. People will start to wonder why there is no video of these chuds if they kept up the active attack story.
 
Wow that was quick. So did someone fill it with Unleaded instead of Diesel? Bets?
I really hope this is it.
I was thinking they bought it damaged with the plan to get someone to fix it but that's also a really high possibility.
If so they probably thought it was all the same.
I'm willing to bet they bought it busted because they're retarded troons and didn't think they should take a 25 year old truck to a mechanic before they buy it when they can't work on it themselves. In fact knowing them, there may not be a near enough shop to take it because they're such unlikable pieces of shit.
 
Wouldn't that many rejections be cause for concern in a normal rancher?
They're not rejections. They are taking them from the mother.
(1) I'm gonna guess they put zero thought in to any of it.


(2)
Wow that was quick. So did someone fill it with Unleaded instead of Diesel? Bets?
(1) Absolutely zero.

(2) Unfortunately, they have the diesel Chevy and Kubota already so odds are low. The Fords like to burn through glow plug relays though and since they can't use the block heater, they'll never get it started below 40 degrees.
 
The Fords like to burn through glow plug relays though and since they can't use the block heater, they'll never get it started below 40 degrees.
I hope autumn is rolling around by the time they get some rube to come out there and fix it. If anyone following them had 2 braincells and an ounce of self respect they'd ask whey they can't pay someone to fix it considering they just got $100k.
 
People with half a brain would think "well, there's 9 more pregnant ewes, we'd better pen them up (especially since we have all that extra fencing we can knock up a quick and dirty lambing pen in a couple hours) or put them in the barn (LOLOL they don't spare barn space) ASAP".

But since these fucktards don't even have half a brain between the entire lot of them... time for more "abandoned" lambs.
 
People with half a brain would think "well, there's 9 more pregnant ewes, we'd better pen them up (especially since we have all that extra fencing we can knock up a quick and dirty lambing pen in a couple hours) or put them in the barn (LOLOL they don't spare barn space) ASAP".

But since these fucktards don't even have half a brain between the entire lot of them... time for more "abandoned" lambs.
Clearly the rape shed is too busy to put them in there.
 
lmao who the fuck buys a 1995 diesel truck when they possess zero mechanical aptitude or automobile knowledge? What the fuck is wrong with these people? (rhetorical questions)

Also, lol at the use of "chud." Corny ass leftoids have neutered their language -- they're not "allowed to" use blunt time-tested insults like "faggot" and "retard" so they revert to these lame weightless meme-tier expressions.
 
they'll never get it started below 40 degrees.
This is especially true with the 7.3 powestroke. It's a solid engine, but it has a rep for being difficult to start in the cold. A well maintained 7.3 would likely not have too much issue around 40 degrees, but they've clearly bought a piece of shit. I predict they'll probably burn out the starter motor at some point trying to get it to crank in the cold.
 
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