The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Jump]

They bought a new truck.

>PowerChoke
I wonder if its a 6.0? The 7.3 isn't bad but the 6.0 was a total nightmare to keep running and there where lawsuits over it. And ya know the funny thing about big old V8 DIESELS is? They don't like to start in the cold. So you have to keep them plugged in.
Oh wait the tranch doesn't have electricity
And its 2wd...

For what they do that hammered up chevy is way more useful. I wonder if they managed to somehow kill it?

Never noticed the bumper.

More toys in the pipeline?

 

[Cool Spot]

Man, those poor fucking lambs are just going to become more animals that wander around the overcrowded dome and piss and shit all over the place. I hope they at least ram into the walls and send Kevin's autism hoard toppling down.

It's baffling that they have several large dogs that aren't even working farm dogs. They probably just toss a pad in the corner next to the litter box so the dogs piss and shit on it cause the NEET troons who spend all day inside tweeting and playing Overwatch are too lazy to bring them outside and inside again.

The Tranch is comically bad in every sense of the word.

 

[The Final Troondown]

I wish there was some way to convince the troons of this, just how bad an idea them raising sheep are. Sheep are retarded animals thanks to breeding; they need human interference in their lives. My grandpa raised sheep and I don't remember much of what he did, but everything I remember indicates to me that they are not going to survive the tranchers negligence. Sheep will literally run themselves to exhaustion or possibly death if they get spooked right and they will die if they get stuck on their back from their stomachs filling with gas, they are a pitiable lot.

if they keep finding unexpected lambs that means they haven’t isolated the rams
They’re going to lose a lot of them to aggression

That '95 Ford is going to break down immediately and I doubt any of those cockless losers have any mechanical aptitude. Looking forward to reading posts about transphobic mechanics refusing to help them for free.

Penny and bonnie claim to know their way around fixing things but everything is in a state of constant disrepair on the tranch so draw your own conclusions

 

[Monolith]

if they keep finding unexpected lambs that means they haven’t isolated the rams
They’re going to lose a lot of them to aggression

Well yeah, if they separated the sheep by sex, they'd have a chance of misgendering them.

 

[Meriasek]

Any halfway decent shade tree mechanic can keep one of those running forever. Especially the with the 7.3 powerstroke it’s considered one of the best small truck Diesel engines ever built. They were the last generation you could probably work on yourself. But knowing the tranch they will probably fuck this up too.

They're not exactly competent. They'd manage to break a Toyota Hilux.
Jeez, the whole Tranch is so inefficient. So they got a massive alpaca herd. What are they doing with them? Shearing them? They don't look like they are healthy and happy enough to produce good wool, so I guess they would just sell them again?
And now they're going for sheep. Selling lambs and wool on the market. With apparently very little knowledge about how to keep sheep. It'd be hilarious to see if it wasn't for the poor suffering animals.
How many do they have now, on their few dozen acres? That's gonna be pretty dense with animals at some point.
The Earthship is on an adjacent lot or something, I guess they're gonna dilate their Tranch with that?

I wanted to ask if they ever plan to run a profit or even not-a-massive-loss-requiring-more-crowdfunding, but I already know the answer.

 

[White Devil]

Penny and bonnie claim to know their way around fixing things but everything is in a state of constant disrepair on the tranch so draw your own conclusions

They also claim to be women.

 

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

>PowerChoke
I wonder if its a 6.0? The 7.3 isn't bad but the 6.0 was a total nightmare to keep running and there where lawsuits over it. And ya know the funny thing about big old V8 DIESELS is? They don't like to start in the cold. So you have to keep them plugged in.
Oh wait the tranch doesn't have electricity
And its 2wd...

For what they do that hammered up chevy is way more useful. I wonder if they managed to somehow kill it

Unfortunately they are going to murder a 7.3. The 6.0 didn’t show up until 2003 when the EPA killed the 7.3. Between the crew cab, the duals and the short bed I’d say that truck was someone’s trailer hauler. Have they posted pictures of the bed? I’d bet there are either holes for a 5th wheel or heavy duty tow package bolted onto the frame.

Edited for clarity

 

[S.C.U.D.]

and they will die if they get stuck on their back from their stomachs filling with gas

That reminded me of something farmers raising cattle have to do. With certain feed types (and in some cases with grass-fed cattle, certain weather conditions), a cow's stomach will fill with gas until it suffocates them from the inside, so farmers have to literally stab the cows to release the gas. You'll see them called trocars, or "gastric exhaust needle."

Basically what I'm saying is I pray the tranchers never get any cows because bloat will likely happen, they won't do anything, and the cows will all die. But I'm sure that was just chud militia sabotage.
Also in my research I learned sheep can suffer from this too (as can all ruminants) so good luck to the tranchers, I hope they don't kill any sheep due to negligence but they probably will.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

It looks like it was born a bit premature, at least that's what those giant feet suggest to me. But they can usually survive like that if you feed them. Why else would it be bleating like that (the video's on Kevin's thread). It's not saying hello, it's hungry. It really doesn't need a bath before dinner.

And for another clueless troon point, you would normally, as soon as possible after birth, spray what's left of the umbilical cord with iodine to stop germs getting in. It's pretty obvious when it's been done because the lamb is left with a big iodine coloured splodge on their belly. Instead they let it wander round Kevin's room....

I think this interview has been linked here before. According to that, the lambs are going to be sold. It's just they rather coyly call it "selling them to market"

Who is going to buy such skinny, sickly looking lambs? I'm surprised they're not parading around the lambs they find who died from exposure after abandonment or ram aggression for more gift pitybux. Obviously it's the chud army's fault that they let their animals freely breed, didn't supply adequate food or shelter in the winter, and now have a glut of ailing surprise lambs scattered all over the property. There's way too many animals on this property without adding unplanned mystery lambs to the mix.

Guess the alpaca didn't pan out how they wanted, so now they're getting sheep for wool instead.

Any white ranchers who posted pictures of their animals in these conditions would be skinned alive on social media.
Time and time again you see these rat kings that handwave away credible accusations of child sexual abuse, rape, fraud, and and animal abuse as transphobia.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Unfortunately they are going to murder a 7.3. The 6.0 didn’t show up until 2003 when the EPA killed the 7.3. Between the crew cab, the duals and the short bed I’d say that truck was someone’s trailer hauler. Have they posted pictures of the bed? I’d bet there are either holes for a 5th wheel or heavy duty tow package bolted onto the frame.

Edited for clarity

I'm gonna guess they got the Ford because the Chevy is non turbo and a dog.

 

[AnOminous]

Time and time again you see these rat kings that handwave away credible accusations of child sexual abuse, rape, fraud, and and animal abuse as transphobia.

And these utterly shameless scum don't even try to hide their horrendous behavior, instead taunting the world by publicly exposing it themselves, knowing their troon armor means they are beyond criticism.

 

[Brain Problems]

And these utterly shameless scum don't even try to hide their horrendous behavior, instead taunting the world by publicly exposing it themselves, knowing their troon armor means they are beyond criticism.

It really does make you bullet proof in a way that a sociopath could only dream of. You could shoot up an entire elementary school because the voices in your head claimed the 8 year olds were TERFS and the papers and news would still bend over backwards not to relate being a lunatic troon to whatever misdeeds you performed. 10/10 scam.

 

[Old Fart]

What, to me, stands out most of this ranch is the complete lack of purpose or plan.

Are they, first and foremost, a shelter for trannies? An alpaca rescue? An attempt at creating a completely self-sustained farm? Or just a way to escape from the world for the five-six core members and all the rest is just decoration?

They moved to this house and land because they had problems of some sort with the old one and had barely arrived or had their eyes on some other property (which may be the hippie earth house we just learned about, or something else that silently fell through). Meanwhile they were also building an extension shed on their own terrain. But why? As expansion? Expansion to what, or for what? More trannies, more animals? Is there a set goal for number and type of animals/trannies they wish to maintain?

Is the partial goal to be self-sustaining financially, and independent from charity? What is the status of their visitors, do they pay for their own stay and/or are they supposed to work as farm hands? Does TUR hire for special competence (aside from pointing guns) or is anybody welcome? Is there an education plan for people wanting to be core member but lacking farming experience?

And then there's their abominable use of resources. They have, what, four guard dogs who seemingly can't be arsed to do their job, namely stand guard at night, and several indoor cats which should be out catching vermin. They keep buying or accepting more and more deficit-generating animals. They have invested in one or two generators, three cars, a tractor, several whacky trailers (currently unused) and despite their grift funding and contributions from the members, they must have a towering debt by now.

I'm not sure I subscribe to predictions of apocalyptic stand-offs with the FBI and trans suicide pacts, but I'm confident that, bar such incidents, the tranch, like the Soviet Union, will dissolve of sheer aimlessness.

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

Meanwhile they were also building an extension shed on their own terrain.

The shed was already there. What they did was destroy all the ceiling joists and support pillars and try to insulate it so that more people could live there. And then they gave up on it. I'm surprised it didn't collapse during the snowstorms.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Penny truck broke down

More lambs.

Spoiler

Completely shameless

 

[White Devil]

Imagine my shock that their truck broke and they're looking for free labor to fix it. Diesel shit ain't cheap.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Odd the second real work happened to be able to distract their idle brains the imagined threats ceased. As if they were the product of someone with too much time to think and a persecution complex.

Also they have 5 fucking lambs in the house now and they aren't panicking about something being wrong with the herd? Wouldn't that many rejections be cause for concern in a normal rancher?

 

[Ghjkl63]

Penny truck broke down
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More lambs.
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Completely shameless
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Surely they can provide evidence to back up the claim that the harassment has reduced what with all their security cameras and smartphones with cameras?

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Penny truck broke down
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More lambs.
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Guys something unforeseeable happened: our shitty truck from 1995 broke down! Whatever shall we do?

It's almost like they didn't know what they were getting themselves into...

Sidenote: Has anyone seen that show with the guy who goes around and saves failing homesteads? I wonder if they will ever do an episode on Tran Ranch.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Odd the second real work happened to be able to distract their idle brains the imagined threats ceased. As if they were the product of someone with too much time to think and a persecution complex.

Also they have 5 fucking lambs in the house now and they aren't panicking about something being wrong with the herd? Wouldn't that many rejections be cause for concern in a normal rancher?

Not only that, they say there are more incoming. If this trend keeps up it would be a serious concern to anyone worried about their animals and i can only feel that these poor lambs will live a short and horrible life in the hands of these horrid deviants.

Also, if they aren't getting much sleep maybe they should stop posing for photos and posting on twitter and doing actual work. Or force some of the most inept to get off their asses or drop them on the street. But who am i kidding, they will just half ass everything and let all fall in disrepair only to beg for more money.