Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

So the guy with the mouth grill and mug shot listening to rap music (somehow she could hear the rap music through his profile pics I guess) asked if she has ever had sex on a table and which kinds of tables.

She just wanted to appease him so she said yes, but then added "Which is true."

So we are now to believe that Chantal has had numerous sexual encounters on coffee tables, kitchen tables, and pool tables(?) in her wild ho days?

First of all, how come we have never heard of this before? And secondly, no, no you didn't. Just stop.

Also, love how everyone looks like a "serial killer." One was even "all serial killers rolled into one" but specifically John Wayne Gacy. Didn't she want to dress up as him at some point?
 
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So what have we learned from this one? Super Mario, the chiseled Italian Adonis with the large penis and BBW fetish, has not texted her back. However, Chantal still holds onto hope that he will reconvene with her right before their April 10th hotel meetup. Cope harder Chantal.

In the meantime, she is chatting with some sexy redneck with gold teeth and another man that does coke. She tells all these stories whilst in the Starbucks drive-thru while being served by some unwitting teenaged barista WHO TOTALLY WANTS TO FUCK HER because he smiled in her general direction and does not want to be fired.

Here's today's archive, split into three parts and in 360p:





 
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These comments about the drive thru workers never cease to crack me up. Most of these young baristas, both male and female are already in relationships and most of the ones I have seen working the shops are there working at the damn place to try to go through college or university. They all look at every single customer exactly the same way unless you are a regular that they happened to get to know before the pandemic started. Of course she always says this stuff to sound like she's the hottest female in Ottawa regardless of her size and health issues, but the rest of us know that behind that mask that kid was wearing he wasn't smiling. That mask was hiding the sneer of disgust.
 
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Hamberlard Raid said:
So what have we learned from this one? Super Mario, the chiseled Italian Adonis with the large penis and BBW fetish, has not texted her back. However, Chantal still holds onto hope that he will reconvene with her right before their April 10th hotel meetup. Cope harder Chantal.

In the meantime, she is chatting with some sexy redneck with gold teeth and another man that does coke. She tells all these stories whilst in the Starbucks drive-thru while being served by some unwitting teenaged barista WHO TOTALLY WANTS TO FUCK HER because he smiled in her general direction and does not want to be fired.

Here's today's archive, split into three parts and in 360p:


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Her face looks like an extra large roll of toilet paper!
 
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These comments about the drive thru workers never cease to crack me up. Most of these young baristas, both male and female are already in relationships and most of the ones I have seen working the shops are there working at the damn place to try to go through college or university. They all look at every single customer exactly the same way unless you are a regular that they happened to get to know before the pandemic started. Of course she always says this stuff to sound like she's the hottest female in Ottawa regardless of her size and health issues, but the rest of us know that behind that mask that kid was wearing he wasn't smiling. That mask was hiding the sneer of disgust.
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He is definitely going to tell his boyfriend about Guntal later tonight.
 
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I do think that the hot 20 year-old at Starbucks wanted her. It's totally believable that he couldn't contain himself when a 450-pound, greasy-haired, unwashed, hog, in a serious manic episode, rolled through his window wearing an unwashed olive, floral tarp, fake hair and left in her trail, an aroma of leaky, fetid fupa.
 
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Breakfast of cHampions said:
These comments about the drive thru workers never cease to crack me up. Most of these young baristas, both male and female are already in relationships and most of the ones I have seen working the shops are there working at the damn place to try to go through college or university. They all look at every single customer exactly the same way unless you are a regular that they happened to get to know before the pandemic started. Of course she always says this stuff to sound like she's the hottest female in Ottawa regardless of her size and health issues, but the rest of us know that behind that mask that kid was wearing he wasn't smiling. That mask was hiding the sneer of disgust.
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Anyone who has worked in a fast paced job serving multiple people at once just tune the faces out and don't even pay attention. They want you to take your order and gtfo. They are not there to mingle.

But Chinny, in her social retardation, mistakes their awestricken faces as they gaze upon her repulsive self , as some sort of flirtation. That's not flirtation Chinny. That's horror and they are trying to be nice so you don't eat them.
 
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i feel like this is what rumpelstiltskin looks like
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As much as I’m living for the schadenfreude of chantal’s non-existent dating life, it just goes to show that she doesn’t know what she wants and it makes it impossible to follow through.

She wants a sex-crazed dude for a one night stand, but when they make the offer, she’s offended that they don’t want to get to know her at all before meeting.

She wants a man with good hygeine and who keeps up appearances, but is quick to judge when they have large collection of selfies on their profiles and somehow always comments that their cologne usage is offputting.

She wants a man with manners, but when she comes across passive personalities like Peetz or Bubble Tea Frank, she considers them limp-dicked beta soyboys.

And furthermore, she wants the instant gratification of a quick texter, but gets annoyed when men are persistent about sex or to-the-point.

It’s comical that her standards are this high and worse, inconsistent, despite her myriad of health failures, insecurities, and physical limitations.

Like, really, would she bring her cpap machine to the hotel? Can she even make it to the hotel room without having to take breaks every 5 steps? This is a woman who stays in her kitchen all day because she physically can’t move around her apartment.

At any rate, watching a middle-aged Canuckistani woman lust over men like a 15 year old at a sleepover is fun.
 
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