Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

If/when Derich steals his parents' credit card, what will he spend on?

  • A youtube membership so he can talk in Phil's chat

    Votes: 175 27.3%

  • Porn and thots

    Votes: 466 72.7%
  • Total voters
    641
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Here's your reminder of what Jackie looks like
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With looks like that, it's a surprise that he hasn't drowned in pussy yet :story:
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
One of the funny/sad things to me is that, despite being an actual tard with no social skills, Derich still managed to make a friend, while Phil hasn't been able to make even an e-friend in all these years. I guess if we're being generous, he has Khet, but it honestly feels like Jackie cares more about Derich than Khet does Phil.
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Luna might care about Derich more than Kat does Phil.
 
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JimiHendrix said:
really is kinda fascinating how people just choose to waste their life. tweeting for replies from porn stars? the world truly is a vast place.
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Desperate socially inept weirdos. Honestly after seeing some of the people not only in Phil's little REEEE circle but in other denizens scattered across the planet, people like Deritch don't surprise me anymore.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
A black & Asian incel duo teaming up on Twitter to harvest porn star mentions. You really can't make this shit up.
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I'd see a movie about those two. Derich and Jackie Go To Pornhub Studios. All kinds of hilarity and antics could go on.

Derich, the naive, timid but curious individual who gets them into all kinds of funnies while Jackie can play a Fat Albert type character who tries to keep Derich out of trouble. A lot of slapstick involved, and of course lots of titties.
 
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JimiHendrix said:
really is kinda fascinating how people just choose to waste their life. tweeting for replies from porn stars? the world truly is a vast place.
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Derich will likely be a degenerate coomer camwhore whale in the future when gets his autismbux. Until then, getting Twitter mentions from porn whores is about the best a broke kid can do for free. He sadly burned the opportunity to use his parents' credit cards on Phil.
 
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I was inspired by the nazi shoops of Sidella and Derish in the main thread into making this one.
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The pornstar is immunized against all compliments: one may call her extremely gorgeous, very talented, insanely cute, amazingly beautiful, it all runs off her like cum after the clean-up crew towels her down. But give her a massive shoutout and you will be astonished at how she reacts, how flattered she is, how she suddenly thinks to herself: "I have to retweet and like his post!"
-Derich "Der Coomermensch" Ip, leader of the 4th Pigroach SS Battalion "Schweinkakerlake"
 
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PutridElephant said:
I don't get something... What kind of satisfaction does one get when you're retweeted? I mean there are more better and exciting things to chase than getting your shootout retweeted by some social media manager playing the role of some porn star.
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Attention, any kind of attention especially when it comes from people fucking who Derich desperately wishes he was among. At least Derich is smart enough to chase this attention from lesser known porn stars who won't have social media managers.
 
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PutridElephant said:
I don't get something... What kind of satisfaction does one get when you're retweeted? I mean there are more better and exciting things to chase than getting your shootout retweeted by some social media manager playing the role of some porn star.
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It’s the same thing as upvotes on Reddit.
 
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