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this dude turns 39 in a few days
Who would have guessed
 
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PieceofShet said:
(this right here sucks)

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DSP is very cranky tonight.

"Treyarch did it again, they ruined my night. RUINED MY NIGHT!"

Midstream begging followed by someone mentioning the day when he got 750dollars or so. DSP react like the toxic asshole he is.
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EDIT: 10minutes later another midstream begging.
EDIT2: After every match, he begs.

"Hint? Its not a hint..."
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shit. didn't know he was taking his show on the road on a Friday.
 
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Regarding Dave and chess:
He would never touch it.

I can already see his excuses:
"I played chess in HIGHSCHOOL, the people who play on Lichess have been playing 20+ years"
"To get good at chess I would have to play nothing else for months! I can't do THAAAT!, I'm a variety streamer!"
"People on Lichess all use chess engines and there is NO WAY of knowing that they aren't"

So basically it would be all his Fightcade excuses only swapped with chess.
 
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Third_World_Detractor said:
Wow! Rude Phil ...
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Really fucking bold of Phil to bitch about someone else failing to get from point A to point B by following simple instructions when you can find an example of him fucking up in that same exact way in practically every single one of his playthroughs. I know it's his typical pigroach hypocrisy but god damn. You wouldn't last a week as a delivery driver, Phil. Show some fucking respect for those who do.
 
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Bored Euro Trash said:
Ben Finegold is the DSP of chess. Only difference is he seems to be somewhat self-aware. The bitch fit he threw because of PogChamps was fucking pathetic.
If anybody is thinking about getting into chess, I'd recommend GothamChess and Chessbrah.

Gotham dissects notable games and occasionally does fun stuff like Fog Of War Chess or Chaturanga with IM Eric Rosen, GM Hikaru and others.
Chessbrah on the other hand.. Aman is just straight up a chill dude it seems - he even does beginner tutorial-type stuff. Eric though.. let's just say he's special (Eric is the guy in the background). Maybe it's just me but the fact there's a video of two chess grandmasters acting like this in a video is so absurd, I absolutely love it.
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For yt chess recommendations I can also recommend GM Daniel Naroditsky, I like his style of imparting information.
 
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Third_World_Detractor said:
Wow! Rude Phil ...
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This frustrates me to a T. First DSP says "I was one of you!" as he talks ON and ON about how he worked low level jobs and knows how people at entry level jobs get shit on constantly, THEN SHITS ON THE ENTRY LEVEL JOBS. THAT'S THE POINT YOU DUMBASS. DELIVERING FOOD SHOULDN'T REQUIRE A BACHELOR'S DEGREE.

IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT YOU LIVE IN A GATED COMMUNITY, CLEARLY YOU'RE NOT SUFFERING FOR MONEY ASSHOLE

DSP knows nothing about an economy he's been out the loop of for nearly 2 decades, so jesus christ he just needs to shut the fuck up
 
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Fill Bern El said:
This frustrates me to a T. First DSP says "I was one of you!" as he talks ON and ON about how he worked low level jobs and knows how people at entry level jobs get shit on constantly, THEN SHITS ON THE ENTRY LEVEL JOBS. THAT'S THE POINT YOU DUMBASS. DELIVERING FOOD SHOULDN'T REQUIRE A BACHELOR'S DEGREE.

IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT YOU LIVE IN A GATED COMMUNITY, CLEARLY YOU'RE NOT SUFFERING FOR MONEY ASSHOLE

DSP knows nothing about an economy he's been out the loop of for nearly 2 decades, so jesus christ he just needs to shut the fuck up
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Also funny that he's shitting on the exact type of job his "supermodel" wife does, except only part time. Is she an idiot too, Phil? (Answer's yes, of course, but still)
 
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Massively Strong Greed said:
Fucking Wings reaches Piggy’s desired amount of money per day by Doordashing, what is Pig’s excuse besides muh back?
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According to some people Wings lied about making $375 in one day doing doordash. I don't know if he's lying or not but I simply don't care, Wings is a good guy but he just has a mental hiccup or here or there.
 
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Third_World_Detractor said:
Wow! Rude Phil ...
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Christ he's such an uncaring piece of shit sometimes. He may not know this because he barely leaves the house, but everytime I've had to use google maps to get fuckin' anywhere that involves a gated community, it sometimes directs you to any gate, back or front. Seeing how he tweets or gives out any instructions(like how to give him money), they probably saw that long list of poorly explained and overly detailed that they said fuck it.

They are just normal people like you said, unqualified and are trying to make a buck. Just like you, retard(minus the normal part).
 
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blahblahblah678 said:
Or that some basketball American would rob him while making a delivery.
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He is worried mom will yell at him for taking the wrong road. Remember that shit? "I was lying there in the hospital after my car wreck and the first thing my mom told me was not 'are you okay?' 'Oh what happened' it was 'why did you disobey me and drive on that highway!'" I think that's where his fear of driving comes from, the fact that he would have to admit he was wrong about something, or made a mistake. But who are we kidding, if Phil was a Doordash driver and he got into a fender bender he would blame the person who hit him AND the person who he was delivering to for making him take that road, and going out of his way, in the first place lol.
 
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