I am a crime scene cleaner, ama kiwi edition - Annnd I live in a high gun crime state

[pedoguyguykrai]

What's the most bodies that were involved in the incident you had to clean up?

5 a bunch of ganstas shot each other up and killed five. bullets and brains every where.

O Jolly Gingerly Veggie Janny, how do I dispose corpses in a discrete and totally non suspicious manner?

well if you trying to not leave evidence behind you need to probably kill the person in a non bloody way, really clean and detail where you killed them and possibly figure out a way to go ahead and mince them in a container to the point where they're just mush, flush them down the toliet over and over until nothings left then go ahead and clean the container in hydrogen peroxide so blood won't show up in a blue light. idk really though, because I am just the janny that cleans up suicides and other shit, if your killing someone tie up loose ends before hand, and then clean up your mess. I'd high five a serial killer if they fucking clean up their mess, like seriously if your going to kill someone like everything else, clean up after yourself.

So you are the janny that cleans up after the tranny janny 41%'s? Jannyception

yup I am the 41 percent janny, you'd be amazed though at how many older trannies die unknown only to be found weeks later rotting in their apartment with their cat eating off their face, yes if you die and and your not found your pets may eat you. your cat will easily turn before your dog. but once they get hungry enough they'll eat you. Imagine dying along, not even having family or friends wanting heirlooms, or pictures because they're too ashamed to deal with the fact that your a tranny, than you die with an infected hatchet wound and hiv being the cause and that one thing that you though cared is now quietly feasting on your face as you rot. its sad man.

 

[pedoguyguykrai]

What other locations are you called at, other than houses? Do you ever clean a scene outside? Is cleaning up road accidents or machinery-related accidents a completely different department?

when we clean machinery like rollers and stuff normally we take it back to our office, and do fine detail cleaning of all the nooks and crannies, yes we do roads occasionally if we're paid by the city to do it, but most of the time the waste management department would just house it down because they're cheap bastards. One of my coworkers worked on cleaning about 8 miles of train track, because a guy jumped in front of a train. 8 miles of bits and pieces of a man.

 

[Shield Breaker]

How much would you charge to clean up the Tranch?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Have you ever encountered a soup girl?

 

[pedoguyguykrai]

How much would you charge to clean up the Tranch?

there isn't enough money in the world.

Have you ever encountered a soup girl?

not necessarily a soup girl, but soup people yes...I'd believe the 800 pound fat guy exploding into liquifying decomposing fat would be soup person. it was winter and the heat was on...I can't forget the smell.

 

[Clown College]

Have you ever encountered a soup girl?

What's a soup girl?

For OP have you been to scenes where the house had to be torn down because of the biohazard? I imagine a lot meth labs are like this but if you've ever been to any other situations like that I would be curious to know about them.

 

[A Grey Cat]

yup I am the 41 percent janny, you'd be amazed though at how many older trannies die unknown only to be found weeks later rotting in their apartment with their cat eating off their face, yes if you die and and your not found your pets may eat you. your cat will easily turn before your dog. but once they get hungry enough they'll eat you. Imagine dying along, not even having family or friends wanting heirlooms, or pictures because they're too ashamed to deal with the fact that your a tranny, than you die with an infected hatchet wound and hiv being the cause and that one thing that you though cared is now quietly feasting on your face as you rot. its sad man.

but a fitting end for chasing the transtrender fad to be "popular" on social media. anyway


Do you wear light blue jumpsuits like the cleaners in max payne 2? or any uniforms? Or do you just wear work clothes, jeans, boots, tee shirt and gloves?

 

[DeadFish]

So how would I commit the perfect crime?

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Have you ever had to clean up coom?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

What's a soup girl?

The sweet young lady at the local soup kitchen. It's a shock image involving a bath tub.

 

[Cliff Booth]

Nobody's asked about the meth labs yet, so I'll take a stab. I've heard they smell fucking awful, so how long does it take to get the smell out? Do you use anything other than just standard deodorizers for awful smells in general? Have you ever been called to a job where the property was just in a state where it was more economical to tear it down rather than whatever the cost of cleaning and repairs would be?

 

[pedoguyguykrai]

What's a soup girl?

For OP have you been to scenes where the house had to be torn down because of the biohazard? I imagine a lot meth labs are like this but if you've ever been to any other situations like that I would be curious to know about them.

yeah but alot of times real estate owners dont give a fuck and wanting cleaning anyway.

So how would I commit the perfect crime?

by cleaning up you mess and tying up loose ends, 9 times out of 10 they gotcha because you left out trackable info and ddin't clean up enough.

Nobody's asked about the meth labs yet, so I'll take a stab. I've heard they smell fucking awful, so how long does it take to get the smell out? Do you use anything other than just standard deodorizers for awful smells in general? Have you ever been called to a job where the property was just in a state where it was more economical to tear it down rather than whatever the cost of cleaning and repairs would be?

1. bad very very bad even though le gas mask.
2. no we literally have to use industrial grade deordorizers and blow literal fucking air in to the house.
3. yeah multiple times.

 

[pedoguyguykrai]

Have you ever had to clean up coom?

yeah also

 

[Calamity]

What's the one scene you found the hardest to stomach? Is there anything in particular that bothers you - ie. The elderly, scenes with children, animals. I know a lot of people are bothered by gore with animals and kids, but some reason it's always the elderly that bothers me.

I seen the post about the man who committed suicide you mentioned. I'm guessing he looked up the Peaceful Pill handbook. The 'exit bag' method is very common with elderly folk, to the point there's pics of them killing themselves with it in bed holding hands. It's a great book when I remember it, but mainly just there to advocate for the right to die peacefully in places where voluntary euthanasia is not allowed.

 

[pedoguyguykrai]

What's the one scene you found the hardest to stomach? Is there anything in particular that bothers you - ie. The elderly, scenes with children, animals. I know a lot of people are bothered by gore with animals and kids, but some reason it's always the elderly that bothers me.

I seen the post about the man who committed suicide you mentioned. I'm guessing he looked up the Peaceful Pill handbook. The 'exit bag' method is very common with elderly folk, to the point there's pics of them killing themselves with it in bed holding hands. It's a great book when I remember it, but mainly just there to advocate for the right to die peacefully in places where voluntary euthanasia is not allowed.

well the one scene where I had to clean up the aftermath of a guy going beserk and killing his wife and children, like the thing is I don't sometimes immediately get to clean up the scenes after the police take the bad guy away sometimes its months after the fact, well any way the guy chased his kids through the house, and you can definitely tell it ended in the kids bedroom, toys, and sheets and blankets, all coated with dried blood. I mean for example had they died in the living room it wouldn't be in your face, but nope he chased them around the house stabbing them then finished in the kids bedroom. so it was in your face that kids died here. I literally the morning after work went to liquor store as soon as it opened up and treated myself to most expensive bottle of wine I can buy and drank all day to foget.
so yeah kids..get to me.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Every had to clean up after a serial killer?

 

[Calamity]

well the one scene where I had to clean up the aftermath of a guy going beserk and killing his wife and children, like the thing is I don't sometimes immediately get to clean up the scenes after the police take the bad guy away sometimes its months after the fact, well any way the guy chased his kids through the house, and you can definitely tell it ended in the kids bedroom, toys, and sheets and blankets, all coated with dried blood. I mean for example had they died in the living room it wouldn't be in your face, but nope he chased them around the house stabbing them then finished in the kids bedroom. so it was in your face that kids died here. I literally the morning after work went to liquor store as soon as it opened up and treated myself to most expensive bottle of wine I can buy and drank all day to foget.
so yeah kids..get to me.

That's why I can totally respect folk who go into any kind of work line involving death and seeing it on a common day. The shit you must see is insane and probably does take a toll on you, but yeah, 'someones gotta do it'.

I have close family who do work with firefighting and some of the things they've seen is wild, too. And it's depressing how easily something can go wrong. Gas leaks and all that especially.

 

[pedoguyguykrai]

Every had to clean up after a serial killer?

no I thought I did clean a crime scene where a suspected serial killer killed a prostitute in a seedy motel, like he really fucking disected her and there was bits or organs normally not found in a normal clean up, shit I even found a diced up over ovary and a fallipeon tube in the fucking mini fridge when cleaning and detail, that stopped the cleaning process another few days because we had to call forsenics the minute we found it so they can sweep for more evidence.
the thing is we don't immediately go an clean for big jobs like that it fucking takes a few months before its clear, and it was a month after and lol the forensics forgot he put a fucking piece of the hookers reproductive organs in a fucking minifridge. I mean shit who does that? they thought he was responsible for other similiar killings but it still happened when the fucker was in jail so turned out he did while binging meth, they had kinky sex and then when still tied up he fucking disected the whore, had sex every with her corpse and organs, I can tell he coomed almost every where because the blue light can show semen as well as blood, any way I still fucking charged for the waiting time because fuck you I am getting paid to deal with cleaning up it's forsenics fault they forgot and important piece of evidence, and i'll tell when I saw it looked have eaten. so that was some crazy shit man.

That's why I can totally respect folk who go into any kind of work line involving death and seeing it on a common day. The shit you must see is insane and probably does take a toll on you, but yeah, 'someones gotta do it'.

I have close family who do work with firefighting and some of the things they've seen is wild, too. And it's depressing how easily something can go wrong. Gas leaks and all that especially.

it pays very well, and thats what helps me cope, I literally make about 200,00 a year on average if I put in overtime, and at least 50,00 if I am lazy, and shit I don't even have to worry about lost business during coivd because my boss is extending into lol decontimnation, which is easy because all we do for businesses is come by once a day and sanitiaze in the morning, sometimes evenings after the business is closed for an extra fee. this job doesn't require alot state mandated cerification and a hs diploma or ged. Starting as a poor fag flipping burgers if I didn't figure out this was an easy way out of poverty, well I'd still be crying in that stupidly small apartment eating cheap half lean cuisine fretting on how I'll make rent. granted my current apartment is a modest step up, but atleast I have a choice to be frugal an save, instead of just surviving, worlds cruel, people die, kill eachother, commit die, and do stupid violent things, as a janny its not my job to fret its my job to clean, and think about how much money I am going to get from chipping you brains off the wall, brains are as good as gold. although kids do get me but I find not thinking about how they died helps, when you see a kids room covered in blood, well all you can think about it was happened, if I just think about the task at hand, then my thoughts don't wander but it gets to me.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

I'm emotionally numb and watch death videos every day to feel something after Iraq. How do I get into this business?

 

[Gar For Archer]

no I thought I did clean a crime scene where a suspected serial killer killed a prostitute in a seedy motel, like he really fucking disected her and there was bits or organs normally not found in a normal clean up, shit I even found a diced up over ovary and a fallipeon tube in the fucking mini fridge when cleaning and detail, that stopped the cleaning process another few days because we had to call forsenics the minute we found it so they can sweep for more evidence.
the thing is we don't immediately go an clean for big jobs like that it fucking takes a few months before its clear, and it was a month after and lol the forensics forgot he put a fucking piece of the hookers reproductive organs in a fucking minifridge. I mean shit who does that? they thought he was responsible for other similiar killings but it still happened when the fucker was in jail so turned out he did while binging meth, they had kinky sex and then when still tied up he fucking disected the whore, had sex every with her corpse and organs, I can tell he coomed almost every where because the blue light can show semen as well as blood, any way I still fucking charged for the waiting time because fuck you I am getting paid to deal with cleaning up it's forsenics fault they forgot and important piece of evidence, and i'll tell when I saw it looked have eaten. so that was some crazy shit man.

it pays very well, and thats what helps me cope, I literally make about 200,00 a year on average if I put in overtime, and at least 50,00 if I am lazy, and shit I don't even have to worry about lost business during coivd because my boss is extending into lol decontimnation, which is easy because all we do for businesses is come by once a day and sanitiaze in the morning, sometimes evenings after the business is closed for an extra fee. this job doesn't require alot state mandated cerification and a hs diploma or ged. Starting as a poor fag flipping burgers if I didn't figure out this was an easy way out of poverty, well I'd still be crying in that stupidly small apartment eating cheap half lean cuisine fretting on how I'll make rent. granted my current apartment is a modest step up, but atleast I have a choice to be frugal an save, instead of just surviving, worlds cruel, people die, kill eachother, commit die, and do stupid violent things, as a janny its not my job to fret its my job to clean, and think about how much money I am going to get from chipping you brains off the wall, brains are as good as gold. although kids do get me but I find not thinking about how they died helps, when you see a kids room covered in blood, well all you can think about it was happened, if I just think about the task at hand, then my thoughts don't wander but it gets to me.

Good on you for finding your niche, just based on your answers so far it absolutely does not seem like a job everyone’s cut out for. I can see why it pays so damn well.