Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[keke]

I’m amazed that after all this time he hasn’t even accidentally learned how to cook even a little bit

 

[AnOminous]

I like the substitution of the scallion pancake dough instead of what I used (puff pastry). I'll have to try it next time.

He used puff pastry, too, but for the outer layers, including that absolutely gorgeous latticed outer layer.

I’m amazed that after all this time he hasn’t even accidentally learned how to cook even a little bit

This is what distinguishes a newbie from an utter failure and a lolcow. The lolcow never gets better.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I tried a mix between Binging with Babish's Beef Wellington and Gordon Ramsay's. It was the best thing I've ever eaten, with the exception of a steak with Bordelaise sauce.

While I'm partial to a Bearnaise sauce when it comes to steak, I'll be the first to admit that Gordon's recipe is a lot easier then it appears. Granted with the price of beef recently it's not something that you just make for the hell of it. That's a special occasion dish.

It's not even a paradox.

Spoiler: Math shit

This is a logical statement where, with A being the statement, we have A --> ~A. If A is true, then, according to the truth table for logical implications, ~A has to be true as well. (A and (~A)) is always false, so A can't be true. However, if A is false, then what is being implied doesn't matter. In other words, there is no paradox is the statement is false. Therefore, A is a lie.

Do you honestly expect Mushbrain to be able to figure something like that out? This is a man who is so stupid that he replaced juniper berries with blueberries. Besides it's not even like it's a logic puzzle or something that is even that obscure. It was used in an episode of the original Star Trek.

No, it's just Mushbrain thinking he's more clever than he actually is.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Looks like Strokey set his video to publish at 5am central time instead of 5pm. He’s done this before and is too lazy to notice or fix it because telling time is hard.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

you're right. just watched the video again and honestly, it's one of his more repulsive food crimes in recent memory

"That Cheese Sauce is to die for" probably the most unintentional honest thing Jack has ever said.

 

[Neko GF]

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[Adamska]

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Since he already did this exact same shit and is just using it as an excuse to cram smoked meat down his throat, I'm just going to say it's actually amazing that he got worse at cooking brisket than back when he stole that one recipe he used to use all the time. He was sawing into that pretty raw lookin' meat like it was a chunk of wood.

 

[Religion is Dead]

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The best part of this video is that his iPhone has a better camera quality than the DSLR does now.

 

[rubytintedchix]

What is the purpose of putting a smoking tube inside of a smoker? Like what the hell? Am I missing something here?

 

[StraightShooter2]

Since he already did this exact same shit and is just using it as an excuse to cram smoked meat down his throat, I'm just going to say it's actually amazing that he got worse at cooking brisket than back when he stole that one recipe he used to use all the time. He was sawing into that pretty raw lookin' meat like it was a chunk of wood.

Made me recall when he used year old frozen briscuit in his Church Chili video and got mad when he lost the contest:

Should be called "Gangrene Chicken".

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Lol @ the left hand slicing

Correct me if I'm wrong, you don't cold smoke a massive piece of raw uncured meat.

He washed away most the smoke when he did the sous vide. The correct way would be to sous vide first and smoke second.

Jack has more grills than brain cells.

 

[Bassomatic]

What is the purpose of putting a smoking tube inside of a smoker? Like what the hell? Am I missing something here?

Jack has a running trend of more is better. So clearly why not this would be double smoke, so double good. At the rate he's sinking, I wouldn't be shocked if next time he drops a few monte cristos and or a pack of newports in the fucking thing as well.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

I'm surprised big T hasn't shot Jack yet when he barks orders at her

 

[stets]

Looks like Strokey set his video to publish at 5am central time instead of 5pm. He’s done this before and is too lazy to notice or fix it because telling time is hard.

I could see this being intentional. He’s always looking for stupid hacks to trick the algorithm and get his videos more views. He’ll try anything as long as it doesn’t require him to up the quality of his content since that would actually require time and effort.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

What is the purpose of putting a smoking tube inside of a smoker? Like what the hell? Am I missing something here?

Jack has a running trend of more is better. So clearly why not this would be double smoke, so double good. At the rate he's sinking, I wouldn't be shocked if next time he drops a few monte cristos and or a pack of newports in the fucking thing as well.

Because apparently he is cold smoking the brisket for 4 hours as the first step. I didnt know this was a thing, but that is what he is doing.

Further, you will find that even when using a pellet smoker normally, people will use those smoking tubes for more smoke. Somewhat counterintuitively, pellet smokers can make less smoke on their own because they burn their fuel so efficiently. Even though the fuel is 100% wood.

 

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gotta love how cutting the brisket had him completely out of breath

 

[StraightShooter2]

two bags of cheese, ranch, cream cheese, and bacon. the only thing missing is mayo. surely this fits his profile by sanford diet plan

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"I can't believe this is healthy!" - Jack

 

[CHARizard]

Cutting that meat looked so hard for him. I have seen children cut food better but I guess thats what happens when you only have one arm. How is he not totally embarrassed at that? Wouldnt that be the part you cut out of the video?

 

[DontEatThat]

I could see this being intentional. He’s always looking for stupid hacks to trick the algorithm and get his videos more views. He’ll try anything as long as it doesn’t require him to up the quality of his content since that would actually require time and effort.

The logic of this man astounds me sometimes. He is that fucking lazy that actually spending 8 hours of work producing something of quality, hell waste 16 on a dumb hack that still makes his shit look terrible.

I also love how we will have Crack Chicken the sequel. I can already tell in his mind he was thinking "I really loved that crack chicken, but its not on my plan and my doctor says its not healthy. Ahh it must be the fucking bread! Carbs and sugar are the real enemy!"

 

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He said his mouth started watering when he was looking at the raw meat. Why is Jack so obsessed with raw meat? Why does he find it appetizing.? I have never had my mouth water looking at a raw piece of meat sitting on the kitchen counter. The fuck