Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[A whole lotta nope]

(or should I say clothe...since Lucas has one shirt... and god knows about socks etc.)

Oh god....I just had a horrifying thought about the state of his underpants....

But you know, he's plenty desirable

 

[Da Dude123]

The cow is back and in the same set of unwashed clothes. Plenty good!

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

The cow is back and in the same set of unwashed clothes. Plenty good!

He looks really high or drunk in this picture

 

[Fatal Walter]

Good god, the shape of this man's head. He could easily be a character from Hey Arnold.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

Oh god....I just had a horrifying thought about the state of his underpants....

But you know, he's plenty desirable

bold of you to assume he wears underpants

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

The cow is back and in the same set of unwashed clothes. Plenty good!

He's back at Motel 6 and we'll surely be getting naked Lucas again. Careful what you wish for.

 

[Poop Shoot]

He looks really high or drunk in this picture

It’s because his eyes are super puffy. He probably cried himself to sleep earlier.

 

[WonderWino]

bold of you to assume he wears underpants

I wouldn't be surprised if he did this non ironically:

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

He's back at Motel 6 and we'll surely be getting naked Lucas again. Careful what you wish for.

*David Attenburough voice*
Fascinating! The Wern's mating strategy consists of gorging itself on food, laying on the bed and shouting into its mobile phone waiting for someone to bring it a fertile mate.
Unsurprisingly to many Wernologists, this strategy is highly inefficient.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas goes through his phases with being obsessed with certain restaurants. Right now it is Incrediburger. I remember when he thought Red Robin was the greatest place ever, probably cause of their all you can eat fries policy. I am sure he kept the plates of fries coming. Remember when he made the video offering "gourmet burgers and all you can eat fries" to a woman in Spokane between the ages of 16-26? I can't go to a Red Robin's without thinking of Lucas Werner.

If I ever go to Spokane I will have to do a Lucas restaurant tour. Trying, Churchill's, Attilanos, Incrediburger, the Steam Plant, Gander and Rye Grass, etc. A homeless galloping gourmet! That is Lucas Werner.

Let's see what this Easter weekend holds for the Olympia atheist!

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

“Young boys are going to use religion in order to get pussy.” - Lucas Werner
His latest video claiming 18 year olds are irresponsible, when the vast majority of zoomer men are far more capable of finding clean clothes to wear for starters.

Edit: Lucas if you are reading this wash your stinky ass and get a clean shirt your body odour would delight the Lord of Decay Papa Nurgle but it won’t please us mere mortals who will probably puke in our mouths if we ever saw you in person. But don’t worry Nurgle loves you no matter what for he is a kind and loving god who will bestow you with his gifts of contagion.

 

[WonderWino]

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“Young boys are going to use religion in order to get pussy.” - Lucas Werner

....ironic considering he uses his own brand of religion - telomeres, to do exactly the same thing

If I ever go to Spokane I will have to do a Lucas restaurant tour. Trying, Churchill's, Attilanos, Incrediburger, the Steam Plant, Gander and Rye Grass, etc. A homeless galloping gourmet! That is Lucas Werner.

Every time someone mentions steamplant it reminds me of freddy kruegers hideout, which seems somehow appropriate considering an abandoned steam plant seems like exactly the kind of place a creep like lucas would drag zoomer baes off to, after stalking them in the woods or on some out of the way mountain highway

That said, we should have a way of identifying new wernologist. I propose granting them the title of padawerns

EDIT: he posted some videos:

'You're too immature unless you agree with me'

It sounds like the voices on the wind are getting to him today

'Girls are easier to raise than boys cause 18 year old boys will use religion to get pussy'

'Fuck young guys! You're all a bunch of menaces! You're annoying'

He sounds like a senior citizen saying things like that

 

[BowlOfDick]

Medical sperg: he’s starting to get that facial swelling again. That puffy eye look is a common side effect for a number of meds, including antipsychotics. He had this in the past.

 

[Neko GF]

Spoiler: Archive of "Young Guys Are Annoying"

Spoiler: Archive of "Stay Away From Me, Cockblockers"

 

[Mother Fucker]

“Young boys are going to use religion in order to get pussy.” - Lucas Werner

Yea it's pretty nice tbh. All I gotta do is hop on Tinder and start dropping bible verses and I usually get to add about 3 or 4 girls a night to the collection of zoomers I'm currently hoarding.

"Ayo bitch, Revelation 21:6. Something something, I'ma thirsty boy so gimme that pussy freely"

ETA:

"Ladies, how many times has a man told you to worship a man or something bad would happen to you" Damn, he's exposing all my pick up lines today.

 

[WonderWino]

Medical sperg: he’s starting to get that facial swelling again. That puffy eye look is a common side effect for a number of meds, including antipsychotics. He had this in the past.

Indeed. I wonder if its in some way connected to that short disappearance and trip to the hospital he was going on about earlier. They could have forced him to take some meds for a few days, though I would be wondering why, if such a thing is responsible for this, is it still having an effect, as he wouldn't stay on meds willingly after getting out. Could also be a serious allergy to something or a reaction to spending extended periods in the cold

EDIT: he's on a roll, and sounds completely off his rocker ranting about women being told to worship men:

 

[Vi0l3t]

Medical sperg: he’s starting to get that facial swelling again. That puffy eye look is a common side effect for a number of meds, including antipsychotics. He had this in the past.

Also drinking can cause it as well.

 

[WonderWino]

Also drinking can cause it as well.

True but it generally doesn't do that unless you've got serious existing liver and heart issues and are a raging alcoholic. If that was caused by a drinking binge lucas must be in even worse health than he appears

 

[Neko GF]

Archive:

Another fedora Atheist rant:

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[Particle Bored]

....ironic considering he uses his own brand of religion - telomeres, to do exactly the same thing


Every time someone mentions steamplant it reminds me of freddy kruegers hideout, which seems somehow appropriate considering an abandoned steam plant seems like exactly the kind of place a creep like lucas would drag zoomer baes off to, after stalking them in the woods or on some out of the way mountain highway

That said, we should have a way of identifying new wernologist. I propose granting them the title of padawerns

EDIT: he posted some videos:

'You're too immature unless you agree with me'

It sounds like the voices on the wind are getting to him today

'Girls are easier to raise than boys cause 18 year old boys will use religion to get pussy'

'Fuck young guys! You're all a bunch of menaces! You're annoying'

He sounds like a senior citizen saying things like that

"Girls are probably easier to raise than boys because when boys become legal adults they cockblock me."

Amazing insight on childrearing.

Btw Lucas, there's an old addage: Boys' parents only have to worry about one penis. Girls' parents have to worry about all of them.