Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Medical sperg: he’s starting to get that facial swelling again. That puffy eye look is a common side effect for a number of meds, including antipsychotics. He had this in the past.
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Also a sign of serious diabeetus. He clearly got fatter too when he showed his gut flapping around in his fungi-infested 17 day old shirt.
 
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These videos are lunacy! If Lucas hates the Christians so much then he needs to stay away from all the Christian charities. That is what really pisses me off they are the ones who are helping Lucas. Since Lucas is exceptional and lazy he needs these Christian charities to care for him.

Gotta keep biting the hand that feeds. I think he has only that one set of clothing. He will have to raid the donation bin again. He definitely won't use his 1400 to purchase more clothing. Dirty hobo!
 
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I wish I knew a way to stop Lucas' comments from being filtered. No idea what could have led him to that comments section again. Well, he's obviously not happy about something today. Good job giving weed and booze to underage homeless people who pick on you and bragging about it on your social media, Lucas.
 
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Apteryx Owenii said:
"I wouldn't have liked the 60s"

I'm struggling to think of a decade Lucas would have liked. I'm pretty sure there's never been one where fat, balding hobos with mental problems and anger issues were in demand.
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When lucas said he wouldn't have liked the 60s it immediately reminded me of that scene from king of the hill where bill goes off about how he doesn't trust hippies because they all talk about free love but never end up actually putting out when he wants them to. The more I see lucas rant the more I suspect that if he wasn't mentally ill lucas would have ended up like a predatory pedo version of bill

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'Why don't I have a girlfriend? Cause women are a bunch of classist swine and I live in the lowest economic level! I don't see you lining up at the homeless shelter to date any of us you classist swine! Shut the fuck up!'

Lucas 'the feminist ally' Werner everybody - literally referring to women as 'classist swine' and telling them to 'shut the fuck up'

Gee, I can't imagine why he doesn't have a girlfriend
 
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Where is he with the big screen in the background?


Edit: Also Lucas why do you hate glorious socialist car Lada and Rodina? That officer in the hat with two chicks and a car is definitely a Flatbill clone but he is a comrade of Stalin so why the hate? Also this fine chad with his VAS-2102 ‘Zhiguli’ five-door hatchback and two girlfriends.
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BowlOfDick said:
Medical sperg: he’s starting to get that facial swelling again. That puffy eye look is a common side effect for a number of meds, including antipsychotics. He had this in the past.
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Thanks for explaining, I noticed how bad his face looked but wondered if it was a diabetes thing.

I still choose to imagine he cried himself to sleep though.
 
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I wonder what brought all this on today, besides his obvious mania. I love using the Venom can as a prop, slamming it down for emphasis. Tres effective!

If I had to guess, I would assume that this is all related to him having been taken by Isaac again. There's some oblique reference to someone trying to force Lucas to smoke weed? I don't know, whenever Lucas does the "You shouldn't make people do this!" and "You shouldn't make people do that!" thing, it's clearly about himself.

Obviously, Lucas is unable to confront people, even people less than half his age and a good foot shorter than him, who he outweighs by more than 100 pounds, so he goes and gets tough to his phone, and that makes him feel a lot better.

What a pussy.

Edit: so apparently, Lucas's current retcon of the Susan relationship ending is that he did something that "smacked of original thought", and she "got all cranky". SureJan.gif

Also, he resents being a "boy toy"? Lucas would love being a boy toy. He should be so lucky!

Edit 2: So what if you've "been on the planet for 40 years", Lucas?

You've spent half of that time being homeless, getting in trouble with the police, and getting kicked out of every establishment that you've patronized.

I think an 18 year old kid who's kept his nose clean is doing a lot better than you in the maturity department, jackass.

And now he's concerned about men calling women girls? Yeah, I think Lucas might have done that himself juuuuuuuust a few times. Heck, I bet he calls them girls in one of today's videos.

Edit 3: Wow, he'd be a good boyfriend because "he'd be protective, but he'd also allow you independence".

As if a grown woman needs Lucas to deign to ALLOW them anything, least of all independence.

See, this is how stupid Lucas is when he's trying to sound feminist: He doesn't even realize that saying something like "I'd allow you Independence" is more patronizing and misogynistic than saying "Bitch, make me a sandwich!" in a joking way.
 
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Lucas Werner is basically just what a typical "SJW" looks like. And also reveals how the far-left created "incels" and similar degenerate subcultures that think that "wanting to get laid" is a basic human right along with food and water, and that the state should provide it for them with "outdated" notions such as "consent" being damned.
 
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StraightShooter2 said:
Lucas Werner is basically just what a typical "SJW" looks like. And also reveals how the far-left created "incels" and similar degenerate subcultures that think that "wanting to get laid" is a basic human right along with food and water, and that the state should provide it for them with "outdated" notions such as "consent" being damned.
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He fits the stereotype of an obscene SJW reeeing and throwing tantrums while equating his own personal struggles to wider societal problems on a regular basis. From what I’ve seen though I tend to think of inceldom as an ideology that overlaps more with far-right extremist ideologies that often lament the loss of traditional values and sees women as being influenced by “the looser moral values” of the present day which causes them to seek out “chad alphas” and to not go out with the “good smart honest men.” Of course this is all a crock of shit women have discerning brains and can make independent choices of who they want to see. But I could imagine how some people might take up the idea that due to economic imbalances the pickings are more slim for those making minimum wage and struggling to get by. They could be sexually frustrated and blame capitalism for their lack of desirability. “Women only want to date guys in school, if only I had a car, a home etc. I would be desirable. It’s not uncommon for young men to feel this way but there are plenty of women out there also in the same economic class so it’s not an impossibility if you are a good honest person that people want to be around I think you can be successful.

China is a country where this a much more extreme situation though where there is a significant gender imbalance due to the one child policy so there are more men than women which means men have to work incredibly hard to prove they are desirable, it’s why homes and housing are such a hot commodity for Chinese nationals as a sign you can provide for a family. I have to wonder if the incel phenomenon also exists in China as a subculture for low-status males, I know in Japan you have Otakus who check out of the highly competitive society to play video games and read manga. I mean being an incel has to suck, it’s a real thing but people who politicize it left or right are painting broad strokes about people they’ve never even met and it’s pretty deplorable no one owes you sex, basic necessities for survival in a world with incredible productive forces and an over abundance of goods arguably. But women are not a commodity or resource. Seizing the means of reproduction is not a thing unless you are Lucas or a sex Communist.
 
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He fits the stereotype of an obscene SJW reeeing and throwing tantrums while equating his own personal struggles to wider societal problems on a regular basis. From what I’ve seen though I tend to think of inceldom as an ideology that overlaps more with far-right extremist ideologies that often lament the loss of traditional values and sees women as being influenced by “the looser moral values” of the present day which causes them to seek out “chad alphas” and to not go out with the “good smart honest men.” Of course this is all a crock of shit women have discerning brains and can make independent choices of who they want to see. But I could imagine how some people might take up the idea that due to economic imbalances the pickings are more slim for those making minimum wage and struggling to get by. They could be sexually frustrated and blame capitalism for their lack of desirability. “Women only want to date guys in school, if only I had a car, a home etc. I would be desirable. It’s not uncommon for young men to feel this way but there are plenty of women out there also in the same economic class so it’s not an impossibility if you are a good honest person that people want to be around I think you can be successful.

China is a country where this a much more extreme situation though where there is a significant gender imbalance due to the one child policy so there are more men than women which means men have to work incredibly hard to prove they are desirable, it’s why homes and housing are such a hot commodity for Chinese nationals as a sign you can provide for a family. I have to wonder if the incel phenomenon also exists in China as a subculture for low-status males, I know in Japan you have Otakus who check out of the highly competitive society to play video games and read manga. I mean being an incel has to suck, it’s a real thing but people who politicize it left or right are painting broad strokes about people they’ve never even met and it’s pretty deplorable no one owes you sex, basic necessities for survival in a world with incredible productive forces and an over abundance of goods arguably. But women are not a commodity or resource. Seizing the means of reproduction is not a thing unless you are Lucas or a sex Communist.
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To quote the dude, lucas is a human paraquat

That said, something clearly set him off today, even he doesn't usually just randomly go off like a total wackjob like this without something having triggered it. Also holy shit, as he's going off ranting he keeps stopping to try to catch his breath and half sounds like he just ran a bunch of laps. and thats just from standing there ranting for a minute or two causing him to barely be able to catch his breath. His health must be absolute shit to have that kind of reaction to standing there and barely moving
 
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