The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

I know someone on here wanted a Family Guy parody of GF, but i didn't have time to work on it till now. Hope I'm not too late.
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This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life.

 

[Shaolin]

I know someone on here wanted a Family Guy parody of GF, but i didn't have time to work on it till now. Hope I'm not too late.
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Holy shit thank you hahahahahah

 

[Kreitani]

I know someone on here wanted a Family Guy parody of GF, but i didn't have time to work on it till now. Hope I'm not too late.
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Fucking awesome

 

[Tamerlane]

Anyone ticked off by the religious stuff remember a lot of these people are Church of England.
You know, the one founded when the ruler of the country decided if the church he was part of wouldn't let him do what he wanted he would create his own separate sect that would do what he told them to.
Nice to see they remain a political tool rather a religious organisation.

History sperging. No one wanted another decades long civil war in England because of a disputed succession. The pope least of all, he would happily have handed out a divorce to ol' King Henry but he was the prisoner of the queen's cousin or uncle or both in Charles the V. Among the concessions given to Charles was the right to appoint his own bishops and veto ecclesiastic law in his realms. By breaking with the church jealous Henry could avoid a civil war and have all the same toys of his continental rival. To bring this back to Floyd, unburdened by church law the spanish and english could now freely engage in the slave trade to solve the labor shortages in the new world.

 

[Wy4M]

A perfect score on George Floyd's Banana Hunt:

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I overheard one of my parents complain about the line of questioning being given to one of the police chiefs and they seriously said “This questioning is a waste of time! Waste of taxpayer money!”

And the first thought that came to my mind was, “And people damaging property worth $1-$2 billion dollars wasn’t?”

It sounds repetitive, but it really concerns me how people have no idea how law and order works, and I never would claim to know more than an actual lawyer.

 

[JambledUpWords]

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[TV's Adam West]

Okay I'm MATI. George Floyd was a depraved drug addicted retard. He's not the savior of mankind. This is some next level bullshit. Comparing Jesus Christ to an upjumped drug monkey is sacrilege.

 

[Constellationzero]

With the way they idolize many of jigaboo thugs you'd think they're some unidentified asian religion. Watch out Japan they bout to outnumber your deities with dindunishka and it's children

Previously undiscovered Lovecraft "Old Ones"

* Dindushika--the boon with a thousand children
* Shitarvarious Boo--the limping chaos
* Lataqwaxcaa--she of the tangled weave
* Boosie Darnell--Lord of the grape Swisher and 40oz Mad Dog

 

[Niggernerd]

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Oh yea i see nothing but love and compassion in black communities, camille, all those turf disputes and gang wars that end up hurting innocent black people especially children don't exist. Its just the huwite devuh hiding behind bushes and trees with nooses and giant crosses.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

History sperging. No one wanted another decades long civil war in England because of a disputed succession. The pope least of all, he would happily have handed out a divorce to ol' King Henry but he was the prisoner of the queen's cousin or uncle or both in Charles the V. Among the concessions given to Charles was the right to appoint his own bishops and veto ecclesiastic law in his realms. By breaking with the church jealous Henry could avoid a civil war and have all the same toys of his continental rival. To bring this back to Floyd, unburdened by church law the spanish and english could now freely engage in the slave trade to solve the labor shortages in the new world.

True. I did oversimplify it. Henry's motivations were nowhere near so simple as I stated.
But then again a reverend of that Church did compare George Floyd to Jesus Christ so I feel very little remorse for doing so.

 

[LemmeSee]

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At least they've moved beyond Harry Potter references?

 

[Vesperus]

 

[7he47r0n]

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I wasn't aware that George Floyd introduced a radical new ideology of love and compassion, one that encompassed the entire world and changed the course of history, converting untold millions over two thousand years.
I was only aware of Mr. Floyd enjoying a steady diet of potassium.

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

Didn't get to see it live but this is by far the prosecution's best day ever.
Took them awhile to get there but I think having a police lieutenant straight up say that yeah, Chauvin should have been doing CPR or something as he is trained to do is pretty compelling.
The defense was only really able to say that "It was complicated."
The only problem was the officer stating that the knee was use of deadly force because it's pretty clear it's not designed to kill since it was not supposed to be a choke. Also, not sure about the recovery position thing since I've never seen a cop do that but still makes sense.
Case might not be AS dead as expected.

 

[LUNEKO]

At least they've moved beyond Harry Potter references?

They left Harry Potter and the only other reference point they have is the benevolence of jesus christ, so much for Satan worshippers

 

[Niggernerd]

They left Harry Potter and the only other reference point they have is the benevolence of jesus christ, so much for Satan worshippers

Also find it weird since these people are the same who demonize christianity constantly.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

At least they've moved beyond Harry Potter references?

I'm not sure this is any better. Besides I'm sure there's plenty of those if you go looking. I don't think I will though, my brain has hit its stupid limit for the day.

 

[The Last Stand]

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Jesus Christ. I don't know whether to laugh or vomit.

Take a week of religious remembrance and make it about you.

I know nothing about Holy Week, but even I know this is selfish and blasphemous.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

I overheard one of my parents complain about the line of questioning being given to one of the police chiefs and they seriously said “This questioning is a waste of time! Waste of taxpayer money!”

And the first thought that came to my mind was, “And people damaging property worth $1-$2 billion dollars wasn’t?”

It sounds repetitive, but it really concerns me how people have no idea how law and order works, and I never would claim to know more than an actual lawyer.

You should have mocked her for paying taxes in the first place.