YouTube Autism - Things that are worth laughing at but not worth a full thread.


A full 50 minute video has finally been made on Satirical Youtube/Twitter Drama Reporter named Def Noodles. This video goes over all the slanderous claims made by him. Such as twisting the stories of David Dobrik, Pyrocynical, John Swan vs Dream, Keemstar, AugieRFC, and more. Also sub to Doktor Skipper :)
 

[Verse 1]
I wanna join this community
Not miss out on the opportunity
To be a part of this fandom
They all just seem so handsome

Time to write down everything I need
I'd be so proud to be in this community
I need a fursuit, fursona
Everything is ready, now let’s go!

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I'm only 13 and I know what I want
I wanna be a...

[Chorus]
I wanna be a furry
I wanna be in my fursuit all night
I wanna be a furry-furry-fur-fur
I wanna be a furry, a furry
Talk with other furries
Show them what I'm all about
It’s never too early to become a furry!

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry
(To become a furry)

[Verse 2]
And if you try to bring us down, (Furries are stupid!)
“You're wrong!” We say, and continue our way
You won't make me not stay around, (That's a joke, right?!)
'cause I know I want to be a part of this community

[Pre-Chorus 2]
I'm only 13 and I already know
I wanna be a...

[Chorus]
I wanna be a furry. (Furry)
I wanna be in my fursuit all night
I wanna be a furry-furry-fur-fur
I wanna be a furry, a furry
Talk with other furries. (Talk with other furries)
Show them what I'm all about. (What I'm all about)
It’s never too early to become a furry!

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry
(To become a furry)

[Bridge]
UwU OwO, it’s never too early to become a furry
UwU OwO, it's never too early to become a furry!

[Pre-Chorus 3]
I’m only 13 and I already know
I wanna be a...

[Chorus]
I wanna be a furry
I wanna be in my fursuit all night
I wanna be a furry-furry-fur-fur
I wanna be a furry, a furry
Talk with other furries. (Talk with other furries)
Show them what I'm all about. (What I'm all about)
It's never too early to become a furry!

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry
(To become a furry)
 

[Verse 1]
I wanna join this community
Not miss out on the opportunity
To be a part of this fandom
They all just seem so handsome

Time to write down everything I need
I'd be so proud to be in this community
I need a fursuit, fursona
Everything is ready, now let’s go!

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I'm only 13 and I know what I want
I wanna be a...

[Chorus]
I wanna be a furry
I wanna be in my fursuit all night
I wanna be a furry-furry-fur-fur
I wanna be a furry, a furry
Talk with other furries
Show them what I'm all about
It’s never too early to become a furry!

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry
(To become a furry)

[Verse 2]
And if you try to bring us down, (Furries are stupid!)
“You're wrong!” We say, and continue our way
You won't make me not stay around, (That's a joke, right?!)
'cause I know I want to be a part of this community

[Pre-Chorus 2]
I'm only 13 and I already know
I wanna be a...

[Chorus]
I wanna be a furry. (Furry)
I wanna be in my fursuit all night
I wanna be a furry-furry-fur-fur
I wanna be a furry, a furry
Talk with other furries. (Talk with other furries)
Show them what I'm all about. (What I'm all about)
It’s never too early to become a furry!

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry
(To become a furry)

[Bridge]
UwU OwO, it’s never too early to become a furry
UwU OwO, it's never too early to become a furry!

[Pre-Chorus 3]
I’m only 13 and I already know
I wanna be a...

[Chorus]
I wanna be a furry
I wanna be in my fursuit all night
I wanna be a furry-furry-fur-fur
I wanna be a furry, a furry
Talk with other furries. (Talk with other furries)
Show them what I'm all about. (What I'm all about)
It's never too early to become a furry!

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry
(To become a furry)
Isn't this the Pokemon Go kid that got mad at Keemstar and Leafy?

Also please dear god someone tell me he's just memeing and isn't a furry...
 
Isn't this the Pokemon Go kid that got mad at Keemstar and Leafy?

Also please dear god someone tell me he's just memeing and isn't a furry...
In the least, he hasn't spent thousands of dollars on a travesty that is an actual fursuit, probably just bought that at the local supermarket. Betting on joke.
 
In the least, he hasn't spent thousands of dollars on a travesty that is an actual fursuit, probably just bought that at the local supermarket. Betting on joke.
I really hope so. He said he's 13?
Prime target to get groomed. Seen too much from Animal Control though I guess
 
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[Verse 1]
I wanna join this community
Not miss out on the opportunity
To be a part of this fandom
They all just seem so handsome

Time to write down everything I need
I'd be so proud to be in this community
I need a fursuit, fursona
Everything is ready, now let’s go!

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I'm only 13 and I know what I want
I wanna be a...

[Chorus]
I wanna be a furry
I wanna be in my fursuit all night
I wanna be a furry-furry-fur-fur
I wanna be a furry, a furry
Talk with other furries
Show them what I'm all about
It’s never too early to become a furry!

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry
(To become a furry)

[Verse 2]
And if you try to bring us down, (Furries are stupid!)
“You're wrong!” We say, and continue our way
You won't make me not stay around, (That's a joke, right?!)
'cause I know I want to be a part of this community

[Pre-Chorus 2]
I'm only 13 and I already know
I wanna be a...

[Chorus]
I wanna be a furry. (Furry)
I wanna be in my fursuit all night
I wanna be a furry-furry-fur-fur
I wanna be a furry, a furry
Talk with other furries. (Talk with other furries)
Show them what I'm all about. (What I'm all about)
It’s never too early to become a furry!

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry
(To become a furry)

[Bridge]
UwU OwO, it’s never too early to become a furry
UwU OwO, it's never too early to become a furry!

[Pre-Chorus 3]
I’m only 13 and I already know
I wanna be a...

[Chorus]
I wanna be a furry
I wanna be in my fursuit all night
I wanna be a furry-furry-fur-fur
I wanna be a furry, a furry
Talk with other furries. (Talk with other furries)
Show them what I'm all about. (What I'm all about)
It's never too early to become a furry!

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry
(To become a furry)

Considering what this kid is known for I'd say its a troll song like the "I'm vegan death to all meat eaters song".
 
Metalfags, meet rock god Hungry Covers. He mostly covers mid 2000's nu-metal and seems to be quite the autismo. My first thought was that this guy has some raw talent that could be suited to screamo, emo, post-hardcore type music. Not my thing but there's an ass for every seat, right? All he needs is a good vocal coach to teach him technique and how to control his goddamn voi- oh...
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So that's why he disabled the comments.





If you don't feel like listening to autistic yelling, then watch this last one instead. It's mostly overly emotional and sometimes off key singing.
 
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So, Alteori (basically a discount Shoe0nHead) went off on an incoherent rant last week about anti-Asian discrimination.




Re-hosting it here in case she deletes it in a moment of post-upload clarity.

Most of her videos are about pop culture. When she does veer into politics it's usually to go against the woke narrative. So I was interested to see how she covered this one.

Apparently it all started because she said in a comment that she saw a lot of racism against Asians when growing up. Response to the comment was 99% positive, but then one "short bus kid" (her words) provoked her into a frenzy with the four magic words: "stop making shit up."

She shows footage from an Al Jazeera video of Asians being attacked in public... with nary a mention of the race of almost all the attackers (despite being 13%, etc).

Then in the middle of screaming that Asian discrimination has been going on for years and it needs to stop, she exlains (3:10) that "people born in Asian countries are a lot more timid, they don't fight back, they don't stand up as much as other ethnic groups would."

B... based?

Over the next 15 minutes, she tries to explain (there are diagrams) about how most groups of animals are tribalistic, because... (and this is where the mask comes off):

"It's for the same reason men don't want to take care of a child that's not theirs"

In other words, racism exists because of men's primal fear that other groups will out-breed them.

(12:02) "We all wanna be immortal, but [having children] is the way that we do it. Most people have that drive, but people like me and my partner... we don't really have that drive so much. We want to leave other things behind, like our works and how we impact the world for the better."

So you see, unlike those savages still caring for their crothfruit, me and my partner are NoT hAvInG KidS, which means that I am above such urges. I thusly look upon on the breeders with pity – for unlike them, I am content with simply leaving behind a better world when I die.

She also slips in a mention of how the world is overpopulated. And lots of people are having kids who shouldn't be. (Weird flex to bring this up in a video about Asian discrimination, but okay.)

There are some more tortured analogies amid a few actually based points about how racism has existed in all human cultures, including between different Asian groups. Then she pulls out an anecdote (19:50) about a Chinese science teacher who was "adorable", who got made fun of a lot, was never rude, and she was his favourite student. And one day he hulked out with rage because she asked him if he was buying his kids the new Japtendo console.

"All I said was Nintendo, why are you so triggered?"

Then at the end of the video (22:59), she completely swallows the red pill and blurts out.... this:

"Chinese people are the last people you should be picking on because there is like... a lot of them. And the thing is with Chinese people, they don't say shit, they're very fucking quiet. That's the kind of people you have to worry about because if you mistreat them..."

"I have seen situations - cause I'm white, I don't know what the fuck is going on - but somebody will say something and then a group of frickin' 30 Asian kids will just come around the corner, get their friends and their family - and they have big families - and come for that person."

"For American people, it's sometimes a good idea to assess the long-term effect of your short-term outbursts. Just cause, y'know, some people never consider that America may not (*ahem*) always be the superpower. I hope in my lifetime it stays this way, but you gotta wonder - do you really wanna be that person that that crazy person lumps in with all the other people when it's time for them to do their culling?"

...And then she circles back around with a point that some people who claim to be allies to other people are low-key keeping them in chains. And a lot of them are talking about racism, but no one wants to discuss the root cause.
 
So, Alteori (basically a discount Shoe0nHead) went off on an incoherent rant last week about anti-Asian discrimination.


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Re-hosting it here in case she deletes it in a moment of post-upload clarity.

Most of her videos are about pop culture. When she does veer into politics it's usually to go against the woke narrative. So I was interested to see how she covered this one.

Apparently it all started because she said in a comment that she saw a lot of racism against Asians when growing up. Response to the comment was 99% positive, but then one "short bus kid" (her words) provoked her into a frenzy with the four magic words: "stop making shit up."

She shows footage from an Al Jazeera video of Asians being attacked in public... with nary a mention of the race of almost all the attackers (despite being 13%, etc).

Then in the middle of screaming that Asian discrimination has been going on for years and it needs to stop, she exlains (3:10) that "people born in Asian countries are a lot more timid, they don't fight back, they don't stand up as much as other ethnic groups would."

B... based?

Over the next 15 minutes, she tries to explain (there are diagrams) about how most groups of animals are tribalistic, because... (and this is where the mask comes off):

"It's for the same reason men don't want to take care of a child that's not theirs"

In other words, racism exists because of men's primal fear that other groups will out-breed them.

(12:02) "We all wanna be immortal, but [having children] is the way that we do it. Most people have that drive, but people like me and my partner... we don't really have that drive so much. We want to leave other things behind, like our works and how we impact the world for the better."

So you see, unlike those savages still caring for their crothfruit, me and my partner are NoT hAvInG KidS, which means that I am above such urges. I thusly look upon on the breeders with pity – for unlike them, I am content with simply leaving behind a better world when I die.

She also slips in a mention of how the world is overpopulated. And lots of people are having kids who shouldn't be. (Weird flex to bring this up in a video about Asian discrimination, but okay.)

There are some more tortured analogies amid a few actually based points about how racism has existed in all human cultures, including between different Asian groups. Then she pulls out an anecdote (19:50) about a Chinese science teacher who was "adorable", who got made fun of a lot, was never rude, and she was his favourite student. And one day he hulked out with rage because she asked him if he was buying his kids the new Japtendo console.

"All I said was Nintendo, why are you so triggered?"

Then at the end of the video (22:59), she completely swallows the red pill and blurts out.... this:

"Chinese people are the last people you should be picking on because there is like... a lot of them. And the thing is with Chinese people, they don't say shit, they're very fucking quiet. That's the kind of people you have to worry about because if you mistreat them..."

"I have seen situations - cause I'm white, I don't know what the fuck is going on - but somebody will say something and then a group of frickin' 30 Asian kids will just come around the corner, get their friends and their family - and they have big families - and come for that person."

"For American people, it's sometimes a good idea to assess the long-term effect of your short-term outbursts. Just cause, y'know, some people never consider that America may not (*ahem*) always be the superpower. I hope in my lifetime it stays this way, but you gotta wonder - do you really wanna be that person that that crazy person lumps in with all the other people when it's time for them to do their culling?"

...And then she circles back around with a point that some people who claim to be allies to other people are low-key keeping them in chains. And a lot of them are talking about racism, but no one wants to discuss the root cause.
She's giving me Carlos Maza vibes.
 
This little review of one of Kirby: Right Back at Ya's episodes.
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In that episode there's a monster that divides people into one male and one female versions of them (You can already see where this is going, right?)
Escargoon then comments on that by saying "I guess everyone has a male and female side to their personality". The reviewer gets mad and complains about this because "NON-BINARY AND TRANS PEOPLE EXISTS!" and talks about identity politics and gender identities for two minutes.
She also has Trump Derangement Syndrome (of course she does) and she keeps comparing King Dedede to Donald Trump because Dedede is rich, dumb and evil.
Oh, also she apparently came out as Agender recently. Which means... absolutely nothing.
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Oh look, a white cis woman pretending to care about "lgbt" issues and general wokeness. These people have no personality so they seek out a victim-hood mentality in order to feel worthwhile in an otherwise meaningless world.
I bet her parents are your average slightly conservative middle class white folk and yet she complains about their existence because they don't have the same opinion as hers.

You see it all the time, these people would blend into the background if they weren't so aggressive and attention-seeking.
 

Twitch Streamer Nick Mercs openly bragged about FALSE flagging a already crippled youtube channel Eight Thoughts. Eight Thoughts is a OG youtuber that now has a rare form of cancer, making it hard for him to get a real job, so youtube is his mainstream of income. This video shows why Nick Mercs flagged Eight Thoughts, and its not justified at all.
 

Twitch Streamer Nick Mercs openly bragged about FALSE flagging a already crippled youtube channel Eight Thoughts.
Nick Mercs is a sperg who's popular for being a sperg on Twitch, but Eight Thoughts is a fag too. Eight Thoughts is one of those losers who engages in trolling campaigns and he's the guy who tried to force other YouTubers in his gay little cabal.
 
While looking for some quality discussion about Ted Kaczynski, I found a minor youtube lolcow.
Her name, at least on youtube, is "Madd Shadd".

Her videos get a lot of dislikes which is funny because she takes it personally. She complains that youtube comments are "trash", while avoiding criticism and denying that her content is shit. She mainly covers true crime, and by her own admission in her "about" page, she literally reads off articles from murderpedia.
here's her channel.
She's fairly vapid and unintelligent and responds badly to criticism, but doesn't warrant her own thread, yet. she uploads semi frequently and responds to comments frequently. no social media other than youtube on her page, i'll update if i find some.
 
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