Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Opposite Time Nomad]

Damn she wasn't kidding, the hiatus really was a little while

 

[Miss Misery]

Spoiler: Shit pic of Pete as usual...

Suuuuure, your cat keeps you SO positive that you'll attempt suicide. Must be nice to know there are people who will care for him instead of sending him back to the shelter once you're dead!

Cow crossover. Rabies and Staph are two sides of the same coin.

LOL stop reading KF then dumbass.

 

[Cynar]

Keeping her from getting unnecessary surgery is another way they're trying to protect her honestly.

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Still no word on what she "OD"ed over.

Stephanie takes a social media break:

"Hey guys I tried to kill myself so I'm taking a social media break."

"...Except for scrolling. I'll still scroll for dopamine hits."

"...And I'll promote business. I'm taking a hiatus due to a suicide attempt but I gotta keep hustling."

"Also, idk if I mentioned it, but I'm taking a hiatus from social media. Feel free to email!"



"I said, I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF SO I'M TAKING A BREAK. HELLO"

Spoiler

PS Btw I'm taking a break jsyk. Also suicide. Also,

 

[Meowzers]

very cryptic. yarrow gets sent to the funny farm saga coming soon?

 

[Sobble]

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LOL stop reading KF then dumbass.

Girl, the vast majority of people don't have 800+ page kiwifarms threads. You actually really have to work at it to get noticed. Ask yourself what's so different about you?

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

She's spamming the Trans Day of Visibility tag advertising her patches.

 

[Opposite Time Nomad]

She's spamming the Trans Day of Visibility tag advertising her patches.

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Least she picked some of her most readable patches? Not that it's saying much since its still ugly but good on her I guess?

 

[Azafran90]

She's spamming the Trans Day of Visibility tag advertising her patches.

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Everything about that post screams "my mom handles twitter for me" so she may actually get some pity buys from strangers...

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

I like how she decided to "OD" after she got her COVID vaccine. She thinks she's now safe from getting infected with COVID so she can waste hospital time again.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Hahaha a tantrum culminating in a fake "suicide attempt" that was so obviously bogus that the hospital let her go home without a psych hold which is practically unheard of after a real attempt. Classic. Stephanie has a tendency to not understand, grossly exaggerate, or twist and stretch the definition of terms so she can dishonestly claim something about herself... Maybe the word would be misappropriation? This leads me to believe she took like 6 Benadryl and the box says to take 1 or 2 so in Staph land it's technically an OD. Too fucking stupid to tie a noose I guess, which is surprising because she seems like someone who would be into autoerotic asphyxiation. Doesn't matter really because like everything else Staph claims it was completely fucking fake.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Spoiler: Muh disphoria

I posted this already but I just want everyone to know the contrast between this and her last Instagram post

Spoiler: Banning trans from sports is GENOCIDE

Spoiler: Doctors keep saying if I lost weight I wound't have acid reflux, what do they know?

Imagine yelling at doctors telling you medical things and deciding drinking tea is the real cure.

Spoiler: Staphy said thank you to her parents

After freaking out over them but still.

Spoiler: Staphy seeing medical help!

APRIL FOOLS GOT YOU

She's trying to get someone to hit her with an Autistic label so she can get a sped job.

 

[Miss Misery]

She's trying to get someone to hit her with an Autistic label so she can get a sped job.

Hey a sped job is still a job. Maybe she's realized that her parents are getting older and their health, especially her mother's, is failing and she needs to be able to support herself when they're gone.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Cynar]

Spoiler: Doctors keep saying if I lost weight I wound't have acid reflux, what do they know?

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Imagine yelling at doctors telling you medical things and deciding drinking tea is the real cure.

I just read the description on her patch, about having "acid reflux disease." She describes her esophagus as "not closing all the way" (in a way that doctors can't detect though lol I guess??) and it just reminded me of her whole schrodinger's intersex vagina thing, where she supposedly wets herself because of a mutant intersex vagene or whatever. And I'm like, this is all weird pathological made-up bullshit, right? Not that these medical issues are impossible per se, just that its fucking weird how Staph happens to have two instances of undetectable, impossible to prove, leaky plumbing problems that whoopsie, make her piss herself or accidentally vomit stomach acid. If I didn't know better I'd assume it was all some exhibitionist fetish thing, getting off on posting that kind of stuff. But I've seen her fedora covered in pins and badges. She's just a clueless over-sharer.

Still, even though it's long been established that this woman is a self-absorbed, failure to launch, paranoid hypochondriac liar type, I can't help but wonder what specific type of retard you have to be to insist that your flaps and valves are all malfunctioning and gurgling fluids.

 

[redbarchetta]

She describes her esophagus as "not closing all the way" (in a way that doctors can't detect though lol I guess??) and it just reminded me of her whole schrodinger's intersex vagina thing, where she supposedly wets herself because of a mutant intersex vagene or whatever. And I'm like, this is all weird pathological made-up bullshit, right? Not that these medical issues are impossible per se, just that its fucking weird how Staph happens to have two instances of undetectable, impossible to prove, leaky plumbing problems

She's just finding the most retarded way to describe GERD, which is what comes up if you google "estophagus not closing all the way", and is actually described as a dysfunctional valve at the top of the stomach and bottom of the esophagus.

And, shocker, it has a pretty common cause:



And, as several people here have told her, a fairly simple solution to her "chronic illness":

 

[glass_houses]

It's possible she has something called a hiatal hernia, where the top of her stomach protrudes through her diaphragm and doesn't shut properly. It can be fixed with keyhole surgery with a diet of soft foods for 3 -6 weeks after the operation.

Keyhole surgery is by no means painless, but it's a hell of a lot less intimidating than open surgery. As for soft foods, if the thought of having to change her diet for a few weeks is such a problem, she can just buy a food blender. I honestly think she enjoys the drama of suffering, and if she had the operation to repair her stomach it'd mean one less excuse for her to throw a tantrum.

Personally, I couldn't stand to live with severe heartburn, knowing that there's an easy cure for all the pain and discomfort within my grasp and simply refuse to take it. Maybe she'll change her mind if she develops esophageal spasms (an indescribably agonising side effect of heartburn) further down the track. She'd briefly enjoy the drama surrounding an esophageal spasm, but living with your esophagus literally trying to tie itself into knots at random intervals lacks a certain longterm appeal.

 

[Meowzers]

in today's news, yarbles thinks all black people look the same, a black person gets mad, yarbles cries about her PTSD

Spoiler: RT this if you're Jewish

drinking gallons of iced tea is an autism thing now


well that's one thing we can all agree on

a thing she retweeted. hasn't she had, like, 5 callouts for being pwobwematic?


JEWISH YARROW SAGA NOW

 

[Burn Book]

It's ok for her to yell at other people and throw fits, but it's not ok for other people to call her out about something. Classic Yarrow behavior. Too bad she didn't mention Michael Jackson can confirm she's not racist.

 

[marjoram]

"Your child goes to the grocery store..."

You are 32

Also, "Demons have no shame." And Gyro has even less.

 

[A Detachable Penis]

I am patiently awaiting the autism twitter saga.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Hasn't autism been off the table for a while, though? Gyro said themself that they don't have autism on multiple occasions, and that they were diagnosed with other things (aka they don't have autism) when getting tested. I don't know why they're so insistent on getting diagnosed with it even though iirc multiple medical health professionals have said they don't have it.