Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Dr. Veronica Ivy / Rhys McKinnon / Rachel Veronica McKinnon / Foxy Moxy / SportIsARight - failed out of a tenured job,man who competes in womens sports, gained like 100 lbs in 2022 (page 813), comically fell off bike before a race (page 830)

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

This athlete has XX chromosomes and therefore is by definition a woman. You have XY chromosomes and are therefore by definition a man.

Get with the times, grandpa.

 

[India - at the Oval!]

To clarify, I'm in full agreement that height is one of the least of the problems with allowing males into women's/girl's sports. I'm not saying that it's the most important difference between the sexes for the purposes of athletics, I'm saying that Rhys's claim that it's fine because troons are rare and tall women exist is a bunch of bullshit because troons would in fact numerically outnumber tall women.

But hey, this is a shitposting forum, let's stop flogging the obvious and do something fun, right?

Here's a graph about when you can safely assume that American "woman" is packing a dick based on height alone (no other factors necessary):

Spoiler: Biology is Transphobic

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The blue line represents parity (1:1) assuming average prevalence for blue states, the green line is about average for America overall, and if you're out in Wyoming you might want to wait another inch before jumping to conclusions. But overall, if the object of your affections is 6'1" or over, you should proceed with EXTREME caution.

I'll make one for the gay guys later about when you can assume that pube-bearded manlet isn't just a tubby closet case. The FTM version is much less useful and I won't bother post it:

Spoiler: One of the reasons it's easier for FTMs to pass

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Oh I do understand (and appreciate) the important statistical arguments rebutting Rhys' position and that I am MATI. But even despite this I want the IOC or someone to shake him by the shoulders and say "Yes, this 6'1" 220lb woman can play, and no, that 5'3" 110lb man cannot. Statistics have nothing to do with it. I don't care that the former will hurt you more than the latter in a rugby scrum or a wrestling match. It's not about individual advantage arising from height or weight. One is a man, and one is a woman, and it's women's sports."

Get with the times, grandpa.

“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.”

“The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.”

“The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master—that’s all.”

 

[Actinidia]

Oh I do understand (and appreciate) the important statistical arguments rebutting Rhys' position and that I am MATI. But even despite this I want the IOC or someone to shake him by the shoulders and say "Yes, this 6'1" 220lb woman can play, and no, that 5'3" 110lb man cannot. Statistics have nothing to do with it. I don't care that the former will hurt you more than the latter in a rugby scrum or a wrestling match. It's not about individual advantage arising from height or weight. One is a man, and one is a woman, and it's women's sports."

I wish that arguments from principle still mattered, but they don't. As far as axiom-based thinking still exists in modern arguments, it's only inductive, and only applies to popularity. That is, "obvious fact" plus "my own experience" = REAL FACTS!!!!

The law is basically magic as far as normal people are concerned, since the combination of the body of prior decisions plus the patterns of the actual trial process is completely impenetrable to normal human beings. If only it were just about prior decisions, some sperg could handle it, but it's also/mostly about clout.

I enjoy watching lawyer's heads explode while dealing with sov citizens, because yeah, that is how batshit the process looks from the outside. Enjoy your schizophrenic white trash karma delivery. I'll continue avoiding jury duty.

 

[artilleryfroth]

This is why I think any sport where troons are taking over should immediately be swarmed by plain old male actual athletes who just claim to be women, because that's how it works now, and completely ignore the female opponents and just beat the holy fucking shit out of the troons and send them to the hospital.

Let's see how long their dedication to that rule lasts.

Women would have their sports back real fucking quick.

As much as I love this idea, I feel like it would somehow be further turned against women. Maybe some of those real men would troon out, or maybe the MSM would say “...and that’s why sports shouldn’t segregate by sex” or some crap. These fucks will always, always, find a way, where women and girls get screwed over for sports and scholarships. And I think most men don’t even care until they have daughters.

 

[Lord Xenu]

I can't wait until these fuckers eat their own and all of a sudden what was in vogue is out of vogue, and ol' Troony McTroonface will have to be forced to defend his particular bullshit.

I feel ya, but that's a little optimistic.

In 10-20 years when this shit goes stale, the average angry troon will just cut their hair, throw their old jeans back on, and act like nothing happened. Most of them likely don't even take hormones, and the worst any of them will deal with is having to hide tits (anyone who cut their dick off probably wasn't using it to begin with).

I think the real suffering in 20 years will be the young women who cut their tits off and have beards now. Fucking cowardly, shameful medical community.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I feel ya, but that's a little optimistic.

In 10-20 years when this shit goes stale, the average angry troon will just cut their hair, throw their old jeans back on, and act like nothing happened. Most of them likely don't even take hormones, and the worst any of them will deal with is having to hide tits (anyone who cut their dick off probably wasn't using it to begin with).

I think the real suffering in 20 years will be the young women who cut their tits off and have beards now. Fucking cowardly, shameful medical community.

And the children gaslighted by their middle class parents into believing they’re the opposite sex.

 

[JULAY]

I feel ya, but that's a little optimistic.

In 10-20 years when this shit goes stale, the average angry troon will just cut their hair, throw their old jeans back on, and act like nothing happened. Most of them likely don't even take hormones, and the worst any of them will deal with is having to hide tits (anyone who cut their dick off probably wasn't using it to begin with).

I think the real suffering in 20 years will be the young women who cut their tits off and have beards now. Fucking cowardly, shameful medical community.

I have a dream where one day troons won't be judged by the content of their character (because they have none) but rather by the same standards that they hold for those who (in their words) appropriate another culture. That one day, people everywhere will say, "It's not OK to pretend to be a woman when you're not one, and never will be."

That owning a Mexican restaurant is fine even if you aren't Mexican, that it's OK to be white or black or Chinese and wear a Sari if you like, and that this ridiculous bullshit of gender being your choice from literally day to day but racial divisions being strictly policed so only the members of that culture can like the things that come from that culture shall perish from the Earth.

And the children gaslighted by their middle class parents into believing they’re the opposite sex.

Yeah, that too.

 

[YMB]

I think most men don’t even care until they have daughters.

It's true. I literally don't give a fuck about women's sports until I imagine I have a daughter and even then I barely care. Like recently when the NCAA women's basketball teams got really pathetic gym accommodations for March Madness. I know it's "not fair" but HAHA it's because their games are Fucking boring and gay. They know it, too. But it is funny as fuck sometimes to watch some 5'1 obese black girl with huge fat tits and long red twizzler hair play point guard tenaciously.

 

[ScouseGobshite]

It's true. I literally don't give a fuck about women's sports until I imagine I have a daughter and even then I barely care. Like recently when the NCAA women's basketball teams got really pathetic gym accommodations for March Madness. I know it's "not fair" but HAHA it's because their games are Fucking boring and gay. They know it, too. But it is funny as fuck sometimes to watch some 5'1 obese black girl with huge fat tits and long red twizzler hair play point guard tenaciously.

Hey Rhys, fancy seeing you here!

 

[shitavious jenkems]

It's true. I literally don't give a fuck about women's sports until I imagine I have a daughter and even then I barely care. Like recently when the NCAA women's basketball teams got really pathetic gym accommodations for March Madness. I know it's "not fair" but HAHA it's because their games are Fucking boring and gay. They know it, too. But it is funny as fuck sometimes to watch some 5'1 obese black girl with huge fat tits and long red twizzler hair play point guard tenaciously.

Women's basketball in a nutshell

 

[JY's Tampon]

Women's basketball in a nutshell

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

It's true. I literally don't give a fuck about women's sports until I imagine I have a daughter and even then I barely care. Like recently when the NCAA women's basketball teams got really pathetic gym accommodations for March Madness. I know it's "not fair" but HAHA it's because their games are Fucking boring and gay. They know it, too. But it is funny as fuck sometimes to watch some 5'1 obese black girl with huge fat tits and long red twizzler hair play point guard tenaciously.

The same people that complained about the women's social distancing gym will also scream at you 6 inches from your face for not wearing a double mask. Because black lives matter or something.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Gaymuch? How much would you have to hate yourself to circle back round to cock sucking but as a “woman”. Homophobia internalised is corrosive.

i thought you were asexual Rhys

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

i thought you were asexual Rhys

I already made a version of this joke in another troon's thread, but he's Schrodinger's asexual. He is both asexual and not asexual depending on who he's talking to and what kind of point he's trying to make, which will lead to him claiming he's proudly ace one week and saying that he has to beat thirsty lesbians and troons off with a stick the next week. It's all part of his general inability to remain consistent about any part of his identity beyond the rampant "I AM TEH GRAETEST AT SPORTSING AMD TROONING OUT BOW DOWN BEFORE ME" narcissism.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Hiya Rhys, just wanted to remind you America is so much better than Canada that you had to get the Donald J. Trump Operation Warp Speed vaccine, instead of the shitty knockoff they're handing out in Nunavut or where the fuck you're moving. No matter how much you hate us, your actions prove that America is a better place to build your career than Canada.

Let that sink in, dipshit. The tranchers got a hundred grand from low effort panhandling because they did it in the land of opportunity. See all that money on their gofundme? You will never have that.

I do love Canada though. We vacation there often and I look forward to getting you written up for forgetting the sausage on my kid's McMuffin.

 

[YMB]

I know we have a lot of women's basketball fans here. Did you see that championship game?! It was a 54-53 barn burner. Woot!

 

[Actinidia]

As we know from Kevin Gibes, chopping your junk off makes you functionally asexual. Constant horny-posting doesn't have much to do with actual sexual experience, as evidenced by any number of our virgin/deathfat/trooned-out lolcows.

I don't believe that Rhys was asexual before he sent his nuts to the incinerator. Judging by his ex-wife and his "life partner", I'd go with deeply closeted narcissist with pedophilic tendencies. Massive closet cases always end up with fat girl fag-hags-in-denial. The fatter the better, really, since if you aren't attracted to women, choosing a landwhale will ensure she's desperate to please you and spends her whole life blaming herself and trying the diet of the month. She'll never succeed, because being married to someone who doesn't love her will make her miserable, and her primary coping mechanism is food. Modernity has been a balance, because gay men are more likely to just go with it now, but if they don't, their wives are less likely to have children and strong family ties as a consolation. Plus the STDs are getting gnarlier again.

Rhys's ex-wife may be the luckiest woman in history, but she should probably change her address and phone number now that our favorite rage-narc is moving back.

 

[Potatis Salad]

A woman on Twitter makes a body-positivity post. Her ass is too big for her jeans, and she asks for support. Rhys responds with "F," as in "F to pay respects."

[For those unfamiliar with this tarded internet slang, "F to pay respects" is used in a mocking way. It does NOT mean the same thing as, "Wow, respect!"]

Another woman comes at Rhys with guns blazing, and OP joins in. Rhys bristles and claims he totally meant it in a good way!

But he ended up deleting the "F." Could this be the closest Rhys has ever come to admitting wrongdoing?

No wonder he's trying to horn in on some Twitter body posi conversations, he's working on self-love after some recent weight gain.

Troons are always claiming they knock stuff over and/or run into things with their imaginary "womanly curves." In this case, Rhys is clearly referring to his strategy gut. So brave.

 

[Positron]

Rhys says the quiet part aloud: when it comes to diagnosing Gender Dysphoria, there are no professionals, only rubber stamps:



Usually the doctor does a little bit more: "before I hand you this magical transformation potion, please sign on this piece of paper, it says if anything fucks up it is on you."


Your sex is extremely relevant in the vaccine program, for example researchers need to compare the side effect profiles.
But unlike Rhys I have never interviewed an expert on covid vaccines so what do I know?

+ + + +


Children movie gave a troon PTSD:


Crossover with infamous MBP mom Amanda Knox:

I don't see that message as "transphobia"; more like that person has got fed up with pointless self-congratulations.

Crossover with James Radich:

 

[AnOminous]

Another woman comes at Rhys with guns blazing, and OP joins in. Rhys bristles and claims he totally meant it in a good way!

This reminds me of how Rhys sticks his tongue out at the women he's cheating, and claims he's just trying to lighten things up, not to rub it in how he's a man and he gets to cheat and fuck up their sport.