I'm not sure he even knows it's from a Jack Chick tract.
I suspect it's the same as Whipping Girl: he bought them, coomed all over having them, and never ever ever even opened them. Reading a book is hard and takes long, and little Kevryn has better things to do than reading text he can't understand.
Ackshually the Sickos Guy is from the Onion's fake editorial cartoonist, Kelly.
Imagine thinking of those dang, dirty conservatives when you coom.
Yeah, unless I see a picture of Eileen I'm going to doubt that. The only troons that can pass in real life are rich enough to put 20 lbs of makeup on every time they go out and get all sorts of surgery done on their face. I somehow doubt ”Eileen” falls into that category.
On that note, I'll present the Marshal Mannerheim Guide to Polyamory.
"or the women all fake it because many of them have never had sex outside marriage"
Kevin's entire psychology is based around childish selfishness so no, I don't think he can manage the kind of social awareness needed for just a basic monogamous relationship, much less the kind of compartmentalization and social adaptability needed for a polyamorous relationship that didn't revolve around being multiple deranged men in a ranch dome in the middle of nowhere.
We're from Ebaumsworld? And here I was thinking we were a secret army of traditionalist Catholics devoted to getting Trancheros to 41%.
Watching Kevin backpedal in realtime from "I have sex more than you" to "I have more people willing to have sex with me than you" is something special.
You don't have to be an obsessed stalker to know Kevin only had sex twice last year, you just have to have more than three brain cells and an attention span longer than a goldfish's.
Also, calling whatever transaction took place with Wedge "sex" stretches the definition to its breaking point.
Conservatives don't give a fuck who you are and everybody hates shitbags that insist on being obnoxious.
Kev-kev is showing his age. Saying you're from Ebaumsworld when trolling or raiding was an inside joke on /b/ yeaaars ago, because Ebaumsworld was irrelevant even back then,
Does Kev just forget that he lives with two of his supposed "partners" who never touch him and that THAT'S the part that's laughably pathetic?
I was under the impression he wasted his stimulus on that toy nearing $1,000 in cost. You mean he actually spent his inheritance bux on that stupid thing?
No, the grift money bought that Unicron toy. He only ordered it after the tranch made $100k off suckers.
I thought he pre-ordered it ages ago from his own grift money, and it simply got shipped just now? Unless he got it from a scalper there's no current way to get it.
"He put his cheese wedge near my rat trap, but it snapped shut and wouldn't open. It still counts as hot sexy hot cutie sexy sex though! hhhhrrrnnnnnggg"
You are correct. It was ordered way before the tranch got Jussied
