Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Baby Yoda]

Definately got the look of the Fenian about ya. Did you ever play with the Pogues?

I never played with the Pogues, but yes I am very Irish. Well I was born in England, but have mostly Irish.

@TamarYaelBatYah Two questions. 1) Do you have a Gunt? A gunt, if you dont know, is like fat jelly roll flabs you get on your tum after giving birth. This is a gunt:

2) What would you rate my looks on a scale 1-10? Be honest.

 

[JustSomeDong]

The anime av's have an unexpected upside. Checking this thread without crazyeyes peeking at you from every third post. Silver linings.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I miss the way the sunlight would gleam so brightly on Melinda's giant sixhead.

 

[Young Ned of the Hill]

Playing some Pogues is actually not a bad idea...

Wow! Rare Christie pic! Shame she got run down like a manatee.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

2) What would you rate my looks on a scale 1-10? Be honest.

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Chad, you really dox your face on the Farms or it's a famous face I should recognize to be on the joke?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Chad, you really dox your face on the Farms or it's a famous face I should recognize to be on the joke?

It's Britain's 'worst paedophile' Richard Huckle.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

It's Britain's 'worst paedophile' Richard Huckle.

Damn, now we ruined the joke

 

[Mr. Faget]

Damn, now we ruined the joke

Matilda obviously can't read, it won't spoil it for her. I wonder who reads our posts to her.

 

[LoverofPi]

See, I told you all this dumb bitch was inbred.

Nah. Melinda isn't inbred. There's no excuse for her behavior, she's just broken.
Now one of her kids might be inbred. That's still up in the air.

Matilda obviously can't read, it won't spoil it for her. I wonder who reads our posts to her.

One of her older kids, probably. One of the non inbred ones.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Matilda obviously can't read, it won't spoil it for her. I wonder who reads our posts to her.

This would be an excuse, at least in my eyes. If she was an idiot incapable of basic reading she can't be truly held accountable for her actions. She's pompous, egotistic and vile but not retarded.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Numbers 27 is regarding inheritance and that if a dude has no sons you can give his shit to his daughters

My apologies, it is Numbers 36

"In the future, any daughter who inherits land must marry someone from her own tribe" (Numb. 36:8+)

I don't see how Deut. is about cousins? Widow can only fuck former husband's family? This isn't cousins hun, but at least this makes sense I guess, I know when I die I want to say what happens to my property.

In Deut. 25 it says:

"If this happens, his widow must not marry anyone outside the family. Instead, she must marry her late husband’s brother...".

The nearest kinsman redeemer is to marry her, starting with her husband's brother. If her husband's brother refuses, someone from her family OR his family is to redeem her. This is why in the Book of Ruth when the one man declined to marry Ruth the nearest male relative stood up to redeem her.

"It’s true that I am one of the relatives who is supposed to take care of you, but there is someone who is an even closer relative. Stay here until morning, then I will find out if he is willing to look after you. If he isn’t, I promise by the living Elohim to do it myself." (Ruth 3:12-13)

@TamarYaelBatYah Two questions. 1) Do you have a Gunt? A gunt, if you dont know, is like fat jelly roll flabs you get on your tum after giving birth. This is a gunt:

I didn't know that has a name lol

Yes, I have a gunt. Not as large as the one in the photo though. I practiced belly wrapping with most of my children. My stomach is only flat when I lay down on my back. And I'm okay with that!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

My apologies, it is Numbers 36

"In the future, any daughter who inherits land must marry someone from her own tribe" (Numb. 36:8+)

"Tribe" doesn't mean closest family. It's a rule set for the same reason Catholic Church has celibate for priests: to keep the supplies. So, "don't let your supplies fall into the hand of other tribes".

In Deut. 25 it says:

"If this happens, his widow must not marry anyone outside the family. Instead, she must marry her late husband’s brother...".

I read it. It says that the guy is to be insulted and spat on, not what's supposed to happen to the woman.

The nearest kinsman redeemer is to marry her, starting with her husband's brother. If her husband's brother refuses, someone from her family OR his family is to redeem her. This is why in the Book of Ruth when the one man declined to marry Ruth the nearest male relative stood up to redeem her.

Your interpretation, not actual scripture. I would actually love to read @Viridian going through your papers and tearing them apart with her knowledge about religion and anthropology but I'm afraid she values her time and sanity too much.

"It’s true that I am one of the relatives who is supposed to take care of you, but there is someone who is an even closer relative. Stay here until morning, then I will find out if he is willing to look after you. If he isn’t, I promise by the living Elohim to do it myself." (Ruth 3:12-13)

Ruth 3.9. It looks like he didn't even know her...

 

[Baby Yoda]

Yes, I have a gunt. Not as large as the one in the photo though. I practiced belly wrapping with most of my children. My stomach is only flat when I lay down on my back. And I'm okay with that!

Show gunt.

 

[break these cuffs]

Show gunt.

When is null going to have a site wide gunt competition?

 

[Toasty]

When is null going to have a site wide gunt competition?

When @Baby Yoda bribes him enough bitcoin and my phone number.

 

[Baby Yoda]

When is null going to have a site wide gunt competition?

Imagina Melinda, Marshall, and Ethan Ralph in one gigantic Gunt rubbin fight! I bet it could happen actually. All three of them have that sassy "I dont give a fuck" attitude and are ready to bust out the gunts at a moments notice.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Imagina Melinda, Marshall, and Ethan Ralph in one gigantic Gunt rubbin fight!

Why would we try to imagine such things? We enjoy our nightmare-free sleep.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Imagina Melinda, Marshall, and Ethan Ralph in one gigantic Gunt rubbin fight! I bet it could happen actually. All three of them have that sassy "I dont give a fuck" attitude and are ready to bust out the gunts at a moments notice.

If Ethan's involved, Melinda would have to watch out for any wayward thumbs.

 

[Kosher Salt]

If Ethan's involved, Melinda would have to watch out for any wayward thumbs.

I'd say "and pregnancies," but I think we all know that would be inevitable.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I wonder how long it's going to take for Marshall to knock her up again.