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I bet this is gonna be a topic on the upcoming preschtreem
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8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;) said:
I truly believe he's incapable of empathy. Even if it's for the only two people, in the entire world, that have ever or will ever love him unconditionally.

You know, Phail, the two people to whom you owe your entire existence. You'd be NOTHING... N O T H I N G if it weren't for them. You're not much, but imagine where you'd be if it weren't for the sacrifices they made.

Sacrifices just so you could waste it. Sitting on your fat, cheese-curdled ass all day long, bitching and moaning about fuckall. All day long. If you're not grifting, you're bitching. Probably earning >2x your elderly father earns. Your elderly father that you claim is still working.

Part of the deal, you fat, greasy, slimy fuck, is that you now try to repay the debt - a debt one can never truly, fully repay. You know REPAY. Do you know that word? I know you're responsibility-averse but here's a refresher.
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re·pay
/rəˈpā/
verb
1. pay back (a loan, debt, or sum of money).
"the loans were to be repaid over a 20-year period unless you're a scummy grifting autist"

2. do or give something as recompense for (a favor or kindness received).
"The fat fuck should repay his parents for the life with which they've blessed him"
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Did you think your fraudulent bankruptcy discharged the responsibility of being a son that a mother & father can be proud of?

Instead of just waiting for them to die so you can get whatever savings they have and liquidate your childhood home just for a chance of gagging on Hulk Hogan's dick.

Pay your mom back every penny she lent you. If that story is even true. It's impossible to know cause you're a lying sack of shit, dood. And since you can't give your father a grandson to carry on the Burnell Seed, skip takeout for a month and give him enough for him to stop working TODAY.

I know you won't. You absolutely should but you won't. They're just a means to an end. Just like everyone else you've ever used and discarded.

The two people you're absolutely blessed to still have in your life. And, just like with everything else - you don't give two shits. cause you're a soulless, greedy pig. That's all you'll ever be.

Shame on you.

Fuck you. No really, fuck you.
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Hey do you mind if i use your post here, or part of it, in Phils E-greeting card? It's just too good man.
 
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I could have sworn at some point he actually put the full tax amount up "jokingly", but I'm probably just forgetting. I had it in my head that he had put the full amount and that it was similar to the $15k on the bankruptcy docs he said he was still on a payment plan for. Between the money begged up and the $4000 he got from his mom, I wanted to see if he had just pissed that away instead of actually putting it toward his taxes.
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I can't believe this dumbass still doesn't save a portion of his money for taxes. He's been streaming for 10 years and still panics during tax season. Oh well. Let's see him block anybody who actually tells him to do this, while panicking every single time he thinks about his bank account.
 
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Totally Awesome said:
I can't believe this dumbass still doesn't save a portion of his money for taxes. He's been streaming for 10 years and still panics during tax season. Oh well. Let's see him block anybody who actually tells him to do this, while panicking every single time he thinks about his bank account.
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The funniest part is its because (as the bankruptcy shows) he's ACTUALLY not saving.

I think even the most detractor of detractors assumed he was at least misrepresenting needing tax money but he honest to god has not a penny in his bank account set aside.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
I bet this is gonna be a topic on the upcoming preschtreem
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I fucking knew it. The second I saw that article I was like "DSP is going to love this". Little did I expect for him to take the "big brained" approach and say Polygon are right but they're still idiots for not picking up on this sooner. See also: WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME?!
 
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lol now he says that we're nudnik kids from a fantasy world who don't need to buy stuff for a household because we said that it's ridiculous that it takes him an hour to grocery shop. That's not life, that's not real life! He stood in line for 35 minutes because the grocery store was packed. Of course the fact that it was Friday on an Easter isn't a factor. It's always like that, dood

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we are entering Chris Chan territory boys
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I physically cringed at this. This is how he "outdid" himself?


Ugh...new lore unlocked. DSP says DMX was a dude that genuinely rapped about his life, aka was "real." He apparently loves DMX now. I feel like this retconned something he said about rap in his liberty city stories playthrough, but w/e.
 
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