Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[BowlOfDick]

I feel like if he ever did actually inherit the elk kingdom he would drop his communism shit immediately and become hardcore ancap within a day and start ranting about how taxes are theft and how the homeless are useless parasites leaching off his hard earned money.

Lucas and his assistant on the Elk Ranch

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Apologies if late, but the discussion of Wern and Immortan Joe inspired me to make a shoop:

 

[WonderWino]

The other thing that always astounds me about Lucas are these bizarre ideas which are so foundational to his delusional self-narrative which he treats as so obvious they don't need to be acknowledged, but are truly baffling to any outside observer. In this case, the idea that he needs someone to "hook him up". He treats it as a completely unspoken given that a grown man's friends (or hobo acquaintances) need to provide him with a girlfriend on demand. Even leaving aside the ludicrous idea that a woman's romantic affections can be given by a male third party like he wants, where does he think the majority of men get girlfriends? Has he ever explained why he can't do this for himself?

Thats the part that makes him even stupider than he sounds saying it. After all, even if he were to somehow get some 'friend' to legitimately introduce some woman to him, that doesn't mean that she is any more likely to want anything to do with him. He is just as likely to be rejected in that position as if he went up to her himself. If she wouldn't want to date him if he introduced himself he's going to get rejected the same if he has someone do it for him. Hell, if anything it would be worse cause he'd look like a coward with no confidence and could easily be a more embarrassing situation for him in the end

My point is it shows how he only superficially thinks through what he wants and his approach and doesn't consider the potential end result or how it doesn't really change anything. He just thinks having someone else will either magically lead to him not being rejected cause someone else is vouching for him not being a wackjob by implication of being willing to introduce him or that the girl will be pressured into saying yes because she is put on the spot in a potentially awkward manner. That shows how predatory he is that he tries to use a woman not wanting to cause a scene or whatever to pressure her into cooperating with what he wants in that manner

Lucas did admit to being 240 lbs on Instagram a few days ago. He couldn't even fully keep up the lie.

Thats my favorite part of his blatantly obvious lies. 240 my ass. Hell i'm 240 and very close to his height and while I admit I could certainly be in better shape I can do a hours of security patrols every day and all the physical stuff just fine, whereas lucas literally stands in one place talking for a minute or two and is so out of breath he can barely keep speaking coherently without gasping for air. Thats all the more mind boggling when you take into account that lucas, by virtue of being a hobo does alot of walking during the day himself. So he is getting some exercise and yet is so clearly unhealthy that he can barely speak for a minute without wheezing and barely being able to catch his breath enough to keep talking

Apologies if late, but the discussion of Wern and Immortan Joe inspired me to make a shoop:

Adding ski king isaac in there was a nice touch. No doubt he disappears off to his alpine ski lodge fortress in the cascade mountains, hooking up with all the young zoomers when he is finished leeching off of lucas, leaving the wern to agonize on the streets alone for another month

EDIT: lucas's mask and wheezing reminds me exactly of this guy:

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

This is pure incel insanity - from bitchesNthots to pigs and swine.....wish some lefty rag would out him as an example of "entitled male rage- preadatory fake leftoid male feminist"

He's one step from becoming Marian-govt-owes-me-a-vagina Siklic.

 

[NattyDaddy]

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You guys can call me a faggot all you want. In the four years of studying the Wern, I’m delighted to have made this my first interaction.

Hahaha fuckin got his ass good.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Thats the part that makes him even stupider than he sounds saying it. After all, even if he were to somehow get some 'friend' to legitimately introduce some woman to him, that doesn't mean that she is any more likely to want anything to do with him. He is just as likely to be rejected in that position as if he went up to her himself. If she wouldn't want to date him if he introduced himself he's going to get rejected the same if he has someone do it for him. Hell, if anything it would be worse cause he'd look like a coward with no confidence and could easily be a more embarrassing situation for him in the end

I'd wager that the reason people like Isaac don't even try to hook him up is because they know that no 18 to 24 year old girl would be interested in Lucas.

Lucas is in complete denial about how undesirable he is, but nobody else is.

 

[Josef Mengele]

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You guys can call me a faggot all you want. In the four years of studying the Wern, I’m delighted to have made this my first interaction.

I love how he isn't even remotely aware that everybody who is DMing him on Insta is a troll. He is currently at his peak, he is like Chris circa 2009. However, it wont last long, given how rapidly he is ramping up his public outbursts and screaming fits, it will only be a matter of time before he gets involuntarily committed. Last year the Rages in Incel video @klickitat posted seemed like the most intense of his outbursts, but this year I think we are in for a much more grandiose performance from "The Wern".

 

[Da Dude123]

Here's all his trash offerings from today.

Edit: Lucas, "I only weigh 220!" Werner.

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You can also tell how dirty that hoodie is getting. He has worn the same clothes for over two weeks. Probably same socks and underwear too. He does not see this as a problem, though. He just needs a Gen Z woman. That is the most important thing ever. And they are classist if they want nothing to do with him because he is homeless. Bernie Sanders upon them!

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

It's fucking unreal how much his weight fluctuates in fairly short periods of time.

 

[Neko GF]

FUCKING "BIGOTS". FUCKING GEN Z!!:

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[King Daddy Telomerase]

The yellow Coeur d'Alene racing shirt rolls on to Day 19 (With one brief break when he had his mental health interview and put on a different shirt, let's pretend he washed it).

 

[Plague Flea]

The yellow Coeur d'Alene racing shirt rolls on to Day 19 (With one brief break when he had his mental health interview and put on a different shirt, let's pretend he washed it).

So the question is, which will come first:

• He changes his shirt
• He sizes out of his shirt

With his recent weight gain, I don’t think we can rule out the second option.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Here's all his trash offerings from today.

I question if Lucas even knows what's in these videos, if he thinks it's "lying" to literally replay un-edited copies of his own words.
I'm 100% sure he never goes back and reads any of the responses to his comments, he's too much of a coward and it would damage his ego too much, same reason he disables comments on his own videos like a bitch.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

FUCKING "BIGOTS". FUCKING GEN Z!!:

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The love-hate thing with Gen Z has been tipping toward hate for a while now, in this one he pretty much admits he despises younger women for refusing to date him. He's constantly insulting them in his videos. To any outside observer this begs the obvious question, if they disgust you so much why not go for another demographic? But no, this is another one of those unspoken fixed ideas Lucas will never budge from. He's convinced himself he deserves the hottest, most fertile girlfriend possible, and that means the youngest he can get away with. But it's everyone else who's agephobic for wanting to date people in their own approximate age range.

This is also another one of those videos where he says something along the lines of "I'm going to keep 'calling out your bigotry' and insulting you until you're convinced." Which highlights two more of his central delusions: 1. that anybody cares what he thinks of them, that his opinion is leverage, and 2. that this ridiculous bigotry argument, which is so convincing to his own tiny brain, is convincing to anyone else. You'd think after a decade of failing to convince anyone he would maybe realize it wasn't working, but he just can't see it. The "logic" of it is so powerfully obvious to him that he cannot grasp why it isn't to others.

Fundamentally, this is what's so wild, fascinating, and disturbing about Lucas to me. He's still making this same argument years later. Not only that, it seems fairly clear that this is all he thinks about. Fucking imagine it! He wakes up and spends all day every day obsessively rehearsing the same fairly simple, wildly wrong argument about why it's everyone else's fault he doesn't have a teenage slave-mommy to impregnate. Has he ever made a video about anything else? He's the only cow that I can confidently say I know exactly what is in his head, because his inner monologue is the same as the outer monologue he compulsively spews in hundreds of near-identical videos. The only other thing that can even briefly divert his attention is his food addiction, and even that comes back around to "you could be eating this feast with me, Baby Zoom". Other cows have their own futile quests for love, fame or whatever, and you might even call some of them obsessed with one thing or another, but Lucas is so monomaniacal it's actually disturbing to think about. It's barely human, he's like a broken machine or something.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I question if Lucas even knows what's in these videos, if he thinks it's "lying" to literally replay un-edited copies of his own words.
I'm 100% sure he never goes back and reads any of the responses to his comments, he's too much of a coward and it would damage his ego too much, same reason he disables comments on his own videos like a bitch.

It's probably the Domestic Abuser part in the title. Lucas rages when anyone brings that up about Suzanne. MOVE ON MOVE ON

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

On his recent weight gain, is it possible some arrangement was made that Lucas was required to go back on anti-psychotics medication in order to stay at the shelters and that his rapid weight gain is attributed to this?

Not only has he gained at least 40 lbs, if not more, in a seemingly short amount of time, I agree with whoever said it earlier in the thread, that the puffiness of his face is probably due more to being on some medication than a reflection of the weight gain. There is something unnatural to it.

If he is on medication and is still this level of raving and ranting it is not a good sign for him.

 

[Poop Shoot]

If he is on medication and is still this level of raving and ranting it is not a good sign for him.

Maybe it means he’s on the wrong type? He needs one with a lot of sedative in it because otherwise he gets way too manic.

The wrong medication is often worse than no medication, IMO.

For what it’s worth, I think it’s amusing the the people most concerned about Lucas’ health are in this forum.

edit: I also discovered a lot of his older videos haven’t had the comments disabled on them. Hypothetically, if someone commented on a 1+ year old video calling him a fat faggot, would he get a notification?

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

His face is so red with anger, I swear to god one of these days he’s going to keel over from a heart attack with his high blood pressure. His latest videos are interesting though, yes it’s all the usual listing off everything on restaurant menus like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho while at the same time rambling about Capitalism and wanting Gen Z to kill a bunch of people already. It’s so horrifying though one thing he says in particular blaming women for societies problems because of the men they choose to be with, it’s the same exact thing Stefan Molyneaux said in one of his videos a while back screeching that it’s all women’s fault for choosing degenerate men to create degenerate off-spring. That right there is some hot faschy garbage claiming women’s uteruses ought to be up for men to decide what to do with. He also says you don’t become a Marxist by reading theory which is fucking ridiculous the first thing Communists do historically is get workers to read theory and if they can’t read they make people literate even guerilla peasants in Latin America were given reading and writing education in the jungle so they could gain a better understanding of what they were fighting for. When the Gen Z revolutionaries turn Spokane into a war zone Lucas will be begging for a return of law and order because the revolutionaries sure won’t tolerate this dead weight in their presence. It’s so funny to me that he can’t understand this contradiction, he wants other people to carry out the revolution for him like “I’ll be here in Motel 6 eating klinkerdagger you youngings kill Jeff Bezos to prove you are not worthless.” Lmao

 

[Wernology]

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I question if Lucas even knows what's in these videos, if he thinks it's "lying" to literally replay un-edited copies of his own words.
I'm 100% sure he never goes back and reads any of the responses to his comments, he's too much of a coward and it would damage his ego too much, same reason he disables comments on his own videos like a bitch.

I question whether he can recognize his own face or voice.

That joke aside, he's said before in other comments that he thinks I'm "doctoring" videos to make him say things he never said but is strangely radio silent when linked to the identical video on his own channel.

Pretty sure he's just really fucking stupid.

Kinda rude of him to put me in the same class as @Fatal Walter considering Walter actually puts out real content.

I'm the youtube equivalent of a TV channel that only plays reruns of one show.

And here I thought I'd have a relaxing Saturday. Lucas ruins everything by existing, and also not knowing how to upload, say, one video that's 15 minutes long versus 298742094810987439 videos that are a mere few seconds long.

Edit: Honestly he's so funny in gif form.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

This BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU'RE ALL MOUTH VOMIT video is great. His face is red like a diabetic tomato about to explode while screaming in public.