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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
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so i am gonna be real.... their shooting range is just a pile of alpaca shit (at first i thought it was dirt then i realized) and a target. such big tough gun shooters they are. not a gun sperg but have been to enough ranges and at enough peoples houses with shooting set ups and thats... thats just sad.
Their shooting range is a fucking pile of dirt and an old tire. They even managed to fuck that up.

I love the “wonderful wilderness” reply. There’s no trees, shrubs, greenery. The earth is cracked. There’s nothing but dirt, dirt, and more dirt. It’s a barren wasteland. They’ve done nothing to the land to even make it look nice or like the oasis they dreamed of. Pathetic.


Side question: was Bonnie’s “kid” ever documented in this thread?
 
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so i am gonna be real.... their shooting range is just a pile of alpaca shit (at first i thought it was dirt then i realized) and a target. such big tough gun shooters they are. not a gun sperg but have been to enough ranges and at enough peoples houses with shooting set ups and thats... thats just sad.
A single target in front of a literal Pile of shit in the middle of nowhere (just imagine how this "range" smells). So much nowhere that its just an empty desert. And you still get people giving ass-pats for this "wonderful wildernis". Also double funny because, once again, the troon compound completely and utterly fails at a basic task (this time landscaping) that even the most novice of farmers should be able to do in an afternoon or two. Specially since they just got that new tractor that i guess is the same flavor of countryside LARP as the guns, trucks and farm in its entirety and is going to gather dust after being used to pile up this atrocity.
But then again, i do see some logic. If the "threats" are imaginary then your training may as well be too.
Oh, and since this is the "improved" version, i would love to see what it looked like before. 5$ says just the target without a backstop.
 
I love the “wonderful wilderness” reply. There’s no trees, shrubs, greenery. The earth is cracked. There’s nothing but dirt, dirt, and more dirt. It’s a barren wasteland. They’ve done nothing to the land to even make it look nice or like the oasis they dreamed of. Pathetic.
Where they live is actually really beautiful, they've just fucked up their land due to retardation.

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That backstop is unsafe as fuck, holy shit. They're going to actually (unintentionally) kill someone.
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EDIT*** I was wrong but I am leaving the photo's up just so people can get an idea of how small the place is.
On the next page I post updated map after seeing the new twitter photo's.
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I think that is the fence line to the property. You see that long building in the 2nd picture?
I circled it in blue. Red is where i think the backshit pile is and the direction of fire. Right over the guy next doors land and past his house just out of the frame.

My bet is they orignally piled the shit in front of the fence for security and to be totally neighborly.

Tranch house is the mess to the left.

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I don't think everyone understands just how small this "ranch" is. All the land in those vast horizon photo's does not belong to them.

From where I think that gate is to the guy next door's house. And from the Tranch to his house.
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When I said they needed a range on the tranch that is NOT what I meant.

Edit: Despite someone's tweet, I don't think that's actually alpaca manure and if it IS that is NOT a great use for it. It's excellent fertilizer that you can use directly, unlike chicken manure, which is too hot and needs to age.

There is literally a hole that they got the dirt form in the second picture anyone who actually thinks its dung has dung for brains.

Is a joke.
 
If they do any sort of drills from a low ready or draw, they're going to send rounds above that berm for sure. What does the neighbor even do in these situations? Call the sheriff and ask them to come round about the unsafe range aimed at their driveway?
They were already doing that a few weeks ago. Before they built the "range".
 
If they do any sort of drills from a low ready or draw, they're going to send rounds above that berm for sure. What does the neighbor even do in these situations? Call the sheriff and ask them to come round about the unsafe range aimed at their driveway?
They were already doing that a few weeks ago. Before they built the "range".
If you can even call those "drills."
 
I'm sure Phil tries to teach what he can remember from his Army days. Or at least tries to act like a badass about it and does everything completely wrong because he never kept up with those perishable skills.
Lol I doubt it considering 90% of people in the Army only know enough to pass qualification.
 
I don't know what you chuds are on about, Mxtress Phil is clearly trained in gorilla warfare.
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Looks like I had the wrong gate. You can see the next door house to his left. I went back end edited my last post to say I fucked. up with my last map. What they are doing is just as obnoxious if not more because they are right out side this dudes house.

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By Jove, that is the most barren dirt I've seen since my last time at an actual desert.

It is April, if there is no vegetation by now that means there isn't going to be anything growing there. They need a disk attachment for that tractor and to spread manure for a couple years if they want any chance of even having pasture.

Every time I see more of the ranch I just want to be able to fix it because, much like the residents of the tenacious unicorn ranch themselves, it is an affront to nature.
 
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